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This movie was written by...Bruce McCulloch, Mark McKinney, Scott Thompson, Kevin McDonald, and Norm Hiscock. Dave wasn't included in the writing creidts for he was busy with NewsRadio
This movie was directed by.....Kelly Makin, who was a segment producer on the KITH show too. And also directed "Senior Trip" that Kevin was in and "Mickey Blue Eyes" that Scott was in. Which I put here 'cause it's interesting.
This movie can be bought at.... amazon.com That's where I got mine and it works perfectly.
This movie is about...A scientist, Chris Cooper, (Kevin) who invents a drug to cure depression. Don Roritor (Mark) owns Roritor Pharmasuticles and needs a new drug to keep his company afloat. After consulutaions with "Flipper-Baby" man and "Worms to Ex-girlfriends" guy, Don sends Marv, (Dave) his assistant, to find somebody else, and who do you think he finds...Chris Cooper of course. Before you know it, the depression drug is put on the market, even though there was a lot more testing to be done. The number one test subject is an old lady..Patient 957 aka Mrs. Hurdicure (Scott) Everyone's taking the drug, even featured singer of the Suicide Club, Grivo (Bruce) who after being on it, changed his lyrics from "Some days it's dark" to "Happiness Pie"
Soon after Don inists "Gleemonex" go non-prescription, Chris discovers the takers go into comas, stuck in their happiest memory. To find out what happens, you'll just have to watch, won't you?
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Oh, we're on top of that Don
Sorry we're late mom, but you know how the kids hate old people
Great coffee, Marv!
Head scrach, Chris?
My empire is crumbling!!!
We beat penicillian!!!
In my opinion, the drug is ready.
There were only a couple flipper babies
Guess what? I'm Gay!
Some days it's dark.
It's a drug that gives worms to ex-girlfriends!
I was driving home from work in my $60,000 car and it hit me...The name of the drug?...No, a bird. But as I wiped away the gleeming guts of the bird, I came up with the name for the drug..Gleemonex!
(Yeah, okay, I didn't invent the back scratcher.)