We're Off To See The Wizard

Jesse Duke says “Bo and Luke you make sure you get those chores done. Get those chickens in the pantry before that twister hits. I'll go take care of the horses.”

Luke says “Don't worry, Uncle Jesse. You can always count on us right, Bo?”

Bo says “You sure can. Uncle Jesse after we're done could I please make sure that Candy and her mom are gonna be ok?”

Jesse knowing how close Bo and Candy are pats seven year old Bo on the head. “All right son, but you come right back home. And you tell Candy and her momma that they're welcome to ride out the storm right here with us!

A beaming Bo Duke gives his Uncle Jesse a great big hug. “Uncle Jesse, you're the greatest uncle that a little boy ever had.”

Angela says “Candy, you got all of those chickens in the barn?”

Candy says “I sure do Momma and I put Tillie, her baby cows Willie and Millie in there too!”

Angela says “Candy, I'm so proud of you!”

Candy says “A woman has to do what she's got to do.”

Angela says “That's right, Sweetie!”

Bo comes running through the door. “Candy and Mrs. Summers, I'm sorry that I didn’t knock. But my Uncle Jesse said to come get you so that you could ride this storm with us so that you'll be safe.”

Angela says “Bo, you little sweetheart we'd love too.”

Candy says “We sure would my forever one and only future husband.”

Bo Candy and Angela make it back to the farm

Jesse says “Angela, it's so nice to see you. My you’re looking beautiful today.”

“Jesse Duke, you're the sweetest talking man I've ever known,” Angela kisses Jesse on the check.

Jesse says “Luke, Daisy, Bo, and Candy you make sure that you have everything that you need. Lord only knows how long this twister will last.”

Luke says “I've got my flash light.”

Daisy says “I've got my first aid kit.”

Candy says “I've got brownies and cookies.”

Bo says “I've got my be be gun.”

Jesse says “Let’s all get below.”

One hour later as the biggest twister in Hazzard County history is approaching

Bo says “Oh No, I forgot Charlie. I'd better go and get him.”

Candy sees Bo getting ready to climb up the cellar stairs, “Bo what’s wrong?”

Bo says “I forgot Charlie I've got to go and get him before he gets too scared.”

Candy says “Okay but I'd better go with you. So that the twister doesn’t get you, cutie!”

Bo says “Candy Cane you're the greatest future forever wife a little boy could ever have.”

Candy says “Just like Tammy Wynette, I always stand by my man.”

Bo and Candy go through the house looking for his teddy bear, Charlie the very last thing that his momma and daddy ever gave him.

Bo says “Charlie’s in the barn.”

Candy says “Bo, I know how much Charlie means to you. But it's much too dangerous to go out there.”

Bo’s big blue eyes start to tear up. “Candy, I can't lose Charlie. It would be just like losing momma and daddy all over again.”

Candy says “Well if you really feel that way, let’s go get him and get back here before anyone knows that we're gone.”

Bo and Candy Cane go running out to the barn.

Bo says “Look Candy, there’s Charlie. Let’s go get him.”

Bo and Candy were getting ready to run out the door when the twister hit.

Bo says “Candy, you better hold on tight cause I think we're out to get caught in the twister.”

Candy says “Bo, look we're flying.”

Bo says “This is better then that TV show Hee Haw.”

Candy says “Look Bo, it's your house it's flying.”

Bo says “I hope that no one gets hurt when it lands.”

Bo says “Look it's cousin Alice riding a broom stick. I always knew that she wasn’t just a big meanie.”

Candy says “Don't worry, cutie. I've got my kung fu pinkie ready for her.”

Bo says “Duck Candy, she’s gonna run right into us! Hold on tight, Charlie. It's gonna be one bumpy ride.”

Falling and landing with a big thud, Candy says “Bo, are you all right?”

Bo says “Just a little shaken up, Charlie's fine too.”

Candy says “That's good, sweetie.”

The two children walk out of the barn’s door.

Bo says “This sure don't look like Hazzard County.”

They hear strange laughter and all of a sudden a beautiful lady appears and says “Bo and Candy, are you good witches or bad witches?”

Candy says “It's true that we can be little devils sometimes, But no

we're not witches. Bo’s teddy bear Charlie isn’t a witch either.”

Bo says “What’s that?”

The beautiful lady says “Well I'm Gina the good witch of the West.”

Bo says “I never knew that a witch could be so beautiful.”

Gina says “Only bad witches are ugly!”

Candy says “What’s that?”

Gina says “That's the little munchkins. They wish to welcome you to munchkin land. That’s Amina Danielle, the munchkin of beauty. Those are the macho munchkin triplets Timmy, Tommy, and Jacob they have been protecting Oz ever since Dorothy left. Now there's an evil warlock Boss Wort Hogg. He is holding the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Cowardly Lion hostage. That's why you've been brought here.”

Bo says “Candy and I will do our best to help to save Oz, good witch Gina.”

Candy says “Just as long as we're home in time for supper. Bo’s Uncle Jesse is making fried chicken for supper.”

Gina says “Did either of you bring your broomsticks with you?”

Candy says “No, we didn’t.”

Good witch Gina says “Boss Wort Hogg will try to get the pink diamond rose ring from your finger, Candy. In OZ, pink diamonds are very powerful.”

Candy says “Let him try it. My forever future husband Bo gave this to me. I'll knock the Twinkies right out of that Boss Wort Hogg if he tries anything.”

Bo says “Good witch Gina, could you show us how to get to his house?”

Good witch Gina says “Follow the yellow brick road. Remember don't let him get your pink rose diamond ring.”

Candy says “We won't, good witch Gina.”

The two children started their journey.

Hughie says “Your Royal Highness, lord, and master I just got wind from the talking trees that good witch Gina sent two goody two shoe munchkins to rescue those three losers. That brainless Scarecrow, that bucket of bolts Tin Man and that over stuffed Cowardly Lion and they've got a pink rose diamond ring.”

Boss Wort Hogg says “Well send those flying monkeys to get them, but tell them to keep them alive. I want that pink rose diamond! That could keep me and my fat wife Queen Lulu in workshops for at least the next three days. After you get the ring, you can drown them.”

Hughie and his brother Dewey say “Okay, Boss Wort Hogg.”

Bo says “Candy, do you think that we can really save munchkin land?”

Candy says “We've got to! What if Boss Wort Hogg came down to Hazzard? There might be a shortage of cookies and brownies.”

Bo says “Let me at him.”

The queen of the flying monkeys with an evil grin says “Oh, this is going to be so much fun! That little Bo Duke is such a little cutie. I think that I just might keep that little fella for myself, Hee Hee.”

Candy says “Bo, look up in the sky it's those flying monkeys!”

Bo says “I sure wish Luke was here to help even out the odds.”

Alice grabs a hold of Bo. “Your mine, cutie!”

A monkey named Wild Willie grabs Candy. “Little girl, you’re coming

with me!”

Candy says “Let go of me or your going to be sorry.”

Bo says “Alice, you let me go now or I'll forget you're a lady.”

Queen Alice says “Not on your life.”

Candy knocks Wild Willie out cold. “You meanie, you turn loose of my little STUD MUFFIN NOW or you'll be one dead monkey.”

Queen Alice says “Not on your life, munchkin.”

Candy says “Don't worry, sweetie. I'll save you.”

“I hope so, Candy. This is one monkey I ain’t monkeying around with.”

Then Bo thinks Maybe this will work and looks at Queen Alice, “If you let me down I'll give you a kiss.”

Queen Alice lets out a great big yippy!

Bo hollers “Look out below!!”

Candy says “I'll try to catch you, cutie.”

Bo falls to the ground.

Candy says “Are you okay?”

Bo says “I'm fine, cutie.”

Candy says “See, it pays to be a hunk.”

Bo says “That's very true but you're the only one I'll ever share my brownies with.”

Candy thinks I must be the luckiest little girl to have a boyfriend like my cute, little stud muffin, then says outloud. “C’mon, Bo. We've got to get to that castle before that old meanie Boss Wort Hogg destroys all of munchkin land.”

Boss Wort Hogg says “What do you mean those two little munchkins got away? How in the devil could you let that happen! I want that pink rose diamond ring now or else!”

Dewey says “You mean you'd make us sleep with Wilber the pig again.”

Boss Wort Hogg says “That's right. We're running out of food. You know how Queen Lulu gets she'll eat anything in sight, so you better hurry.”

The Scarecrow says “I wish I still had my brain. I could think of a way to set us all free. Khee.”

The Tin Man says “Possum on a gum bush! Your lucky to be alive after Queen Lulu landed on you when she fell out that tree, fighting those squirrels for them nuts.”

The Cowardly Lion says “Buzzards on a buzz saw! Ever since I saw that, it scared me so much that I lost all of my courage. I just hope that good witch Gina will be able to find someone to save us before midnight tonight. So that Oz doesn't become Hoggville.”

Enos, the Tin Man wiped a tear, “I sure hope so, buddy roe.”

Candy says “Look Bo, it's the witches castle!”

Bo says “Candy, it sure looks scary.”

Candy says “It sure does. But we've got to save the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Cowardly Lion. Who knows what that old meanie Boss Wort Hogg may be doing? C’mon, big boy. Let’s go get them.”

Bo gives Candy a kiss on the check.

Candy blushes.

Boss Wort Hogg says “You dang fools can't do nothing right! How hard could it be to catch two little munchkins like them? Time is running out, I'll never be able to take over Oz and rename in Hoggville.”

Dewey says “Boss Wort Hogg, you can count on us!”

Hughie says “We won't stop until those two are pushing up daisies after we get that ring.”

Candy says “Look that must be where they’re keeping the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Cowardly Lion.”

Bo says “I think your right, Candy. But how do we get the door open?”

Candy says “Look there's an open space you lift me up, I’ll climb through and open the door to let you in.”

Bo says to himself Beauty, Brains, and a great brownie maker! I'm sure one lucky little boy.

The Cowardly Lion says “Oh, look someone’s coming to get us I've got to run and hide.”

The Scarecrow says “Khee Khee, It must be someone that good witch Gina and the little munchkins sent to rescue us.”

The Tin Man with a tear in his eye says “I sure hope so.”

The Scarecrow says “Jit Jit, you'd better stop crying.”

Candy says “Bo, hang on there is no key. I guess that I'll have to use my kung fu pinky.”

Candy thinks of Hughie Hogg and in three seconds the door is knock right down.

The Scarecrow says “Boss Wort Hogg ain’t gonna want to try anything with her! That's one mean, little munchkin.”

Bo says “That's my Candy Cane!”

Candy blushed. “No time for that famous Bo Duke sweet talk now. We've got that meanie Boss Wort Hogg to teach a lesson.”

Queen Alice says “Hey, you little cutie! You thought that you got away from me. Come over here, handsome and give me a great big kiss.”

Candy says “Bo, you do what you got to do.”

Bo walked over to Alice and kissed her on the cheek. “You sure do look pretty today…”

Queen Alice fainted.

Candy says “C’mon, Bo, Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Cowardly Lion. Let’s go take care of that meanie Boss Wort Hogg.”

Boss Wort Hogg says “Lulu, sweetie. I'm trying my best to get that pink diamond rose ring. They’re tough especially that little girl named Candy Cane.”

Queen Lulu says “If you don't get that ring, I'm moving back into your bedroom.”

Candy says “Hello my name is Candy Cane and this is my forever future husband Bo Duke. We've come to save the munchkins from you.”

Boss Wort Hogg says “How did you get past Queen Alice and her flying monkeys?”

Candy says “She’s a girl! We used our secret weapon.” Bo and Candy glance at each other lovingly.

Queen Lulu says “My, what a handsome little boy.”

Bo flashes that famous smile and gives Queen Lulu a hug. “Thank you, ma’am.”

Lulu says “Wortie, I won't let you harm these two precious little ones.”

Candy says “Will you make Boss Wort Hogg not be a meanie anymore? Also have him set the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Cowardly Lion free and give Oz back.”

Queen Lulu gives Boss Wort Hogg a stern look that's says You'd better or else.

The Next Day

Boss Wort Hogg gave the kingdom of Oz back to the little munchkins.

The munchkin of beauty Amina Danielle says “Bo and Candy, we wish you'd stay and be the new king and queen of munchkin land.”

Bo says “We'd be honored, But we've got to get back home or else our folks will get worried.”

Candy says “All of you take care.”

Good witch Gina says “Well little ones if your ready, Bo take Candy’s hand and Candy look into your pink rose diamond ring as you say I want to go home.”

Bo says “C’mon, Candy. Please wake up, Please don't die.”

Jesse Duke says “She took a hard hit, Bo. I'm afraid it's in the good Lord’s hands now.”

Angela says “Bo, she loves you so much why don't you show her how much that you love her.”

Jesse lifted him up to the bed.

Bo gently kissed Candy on the cheek and her eyes opened.

Candy says “Hey, cutie. I knew that you'd wake me up!”

Bo with tears in his eyes. “It wasn’t just me, it was love. I'm sorry for making you go get Charlie but he’s all I got of my momma and daddy.”

Candy says “Not another word, my forever one and only.”

Bo and Candy Cane shared another kiss and a sweet promise of forever.

The End

Written By Juanita Ford

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