Bo
Duke And The Jeb Tyler Twins
“Hey
Bo get your lazy but out of that bed before Uncle Jesse tans both of our hides.”
“Candy
and I had a late date last night, Luke.”
“You
two boys get out here now!”
The boys go out to see
their Uncle Jesse and a gun totting Jeb Tyler.
“Alright
blondie, I know they both had a hankering for you… so you tell me where they
are or you'll have a backside full of buck shot.”
Jesse
interrupted him. “Jeb, you shimmer down, you know dang well that those girls
chased
after
him.”
“I
was out with Candy last night,” Bo added. “I haven't seen those girls of yours
since they chased me into the swamp and that's the truth, sir.”
“Boy,
you'd better be telling the truth or I'll be back.”
Bo
points toward a pretty girl walking up. “Here’s Candy, she'll tell you that I
was with her and not your dang girls.”
“Bo,
you forgot your sweater last night.” Candy handed it to him with a mischievous grin.
Bo
glanced over at Mr. Tyler with a smirk. “See I was with Candy not your girls.”
Candy’s
grin faded. “What girls? Bo Duke if I ever catch any girls around you they're dead
meat.”
“I
may look but I love you and only you, Candy.”
“I
love you too, Bo.”
I wonder what those
girls of Jeb’s are up too…
“Sam,
you may be my sister but that Bo Duke is all mine so you be forewarned girl.”
“That
Bo Duke is mine and you keep your cotton picking hands off of him or it'll be
your funeral,
Three days later
“Uncle
Jesse, I’ll go and see if I can catch some fresh fish for supper.”
“Alright,
Bo you just be careful.”
“Yeah
with the luck you've been having, you might catch some pretty mermaids.”
“Cute
Daisy real cute.” Bo said and headed out the kitchen door.
“Look
there’s that hunk Bo Duke… I sure hope the tarp is big enough to hold him.”
“It
worked the last time didn’t it?”
“I
can hardly wait for those catfish all rolled in corn meal and deep fried. I'd
better catch a
bunch
of them,” Bo paused for a second as he slipped and fell, “What it the world?”
His eyes widened seeing the
“He’s
still the prettiest fella I've ever seen.”
“You
get away from him. He’s mine.”
“It's
you two again…we had fun the last time but I've got a steady girl now.” Bo smiled as Candy appeared.
“I
knew you little she devils would try to trap Bo again you turn him loose or
your dead meat.”
“Go
away you little munchkin!” The twins shouted.
“You
asked for it.” Candy knocked Sandy then Sam right out cold, and wrapped them in
their tarp.
“Candy
this isn’t what you think it is,”
“Bo
Duke, I love you but if I find out that you we're cheating on me you'll get
worse then Hughie Hogg got!!”
“Candy,
I admit that I look at other girls but the only one that I love is you,” Bo
flashed that famous smile and picked her up in his arms, then they kissed
passionately.
Let’s just say the Dukes
had pinto beans for supper that night
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