Log from Jeff Fans IRC Storytime
 
 
Session Start: Sun Oct 14 11:47:25 2001

(I have gone through and fixed spelling and caps)

<MORRISS> Morris stops his jeep outside and walks in carrying a newspaper

<Slick50> Slick50 sits in his semi seedy bail bonds office

<MORRISS> Hey Slick!

<Slick50> Slick looks like Snidley Whiplash of Dudley Do Right fame

<Slick50> Yo kid! What ya want? Need to bail out your Mother?

<Slick50> Your sister?

<Slick50> Your dog?

<Slick50> Gotta tell ya, we don't do animals.

<MORRISS> I just read in the newspaper you were hiring?  And I just so
                     happen need a job, whatcha say?

<Slick50> Hiring? You? For what?

<Slick50> I have one peg leg Andy to do the janitorial.

<MORRISS> Morris puts the paper in front of Slick and points.

<MORRISS> Here - "for hire, bounty hunter...

<Slick50> OK... OK  You want exciting?

<Slick50> here....Slick hands Morris a $5 bill

<Slick50> Go get some donuts.

<Slick50> Anything with jelly filling will do.

<MORRISS> Ah man, donuts?  donuts?  Man I need a real job...

<Slick50> OK,

<MORRISS> My jeep is on its last legs.

<Slick50> You got handcuffs?

<MORRISS> Morris thinks...

<Jordn> (kinky! lol)

<Slick50> Pepper spray, stun gun?

<MORRISS> I know were I can get some.

<Slick50> Real gun?

<Slick50> Jeeze.

<Slick50> Amatures!

<MORRISS> Pepper spray? Stun Gun? Not yet.

<Slick50> You serious?

<MORRISS> Morris stands up straight

<Slick50> Slick rifles through some files

<MORRISS> Damn straight -

<Slick50> He flicks a file to Morris

<MORRISS> Morris watches and smiles a little smile

<Slick50> This is a no-brainer kid.

<MORRISS> Morris almost falls over catching it

<MORRISS> Cool - what is it?

<Slick50> Scooter, 68 year old lady.

<Slick50> Arrested 2 weeks ago on assault and battery.

<MORRISS> A 68 year old lady!  Is this a joke?  I want a real job, hunting
                     real criminals

<Slick50> She didn't show for her hearing.

<Slick50> Look kid, this job pays 200 bucks. Ya want it or what?

<MORRISS> Yeah, I want it - No brainer.

<Slick50> Look, if ya get into trouble....

<Slick50> Slick hands him a business card

<MORRISS> Morris listens and looks at the business card

<Slick50> Call this contact...

<Slick50> A real professional.

<Slick50> They can help you out.

<Slick50> (Morris doesn't know if BuckShot is male or female, he assumes male)

<MORRISS> Cool - but I wont have to, like you said, a no brainer.

<Slick50> When you catch her, turn her into the cops they'll give you a receipt.

<Slick50> Bring me the receipt.

<Slick50> I'll cut ya a cheque.

<MORRISS> Morris looks up again and asks if there is any help with finances.

<MORRISS> like gas, hotels, etc

<Slick50> Yeah as a matter of fact....

<Slick50> Get your ass out there and bring in the old lady and ya get paid!

<MORRISS> Alright Slick, don’t get in a huff...

<Slick50> And don't ask about profit sharing

<Slick50> there ain’t none.

<MORRISS> Morris, takes the card and walks out onto the sidewalk, and into
                     his jeep

<MORRISS> Looking at the card again - reads...

<MORRISS> BUCKSHOT - call - 5551438
                     Master Bail Bonds Recovery
                     You bail 'em We Trail 'em

<MORRISS> Morris starts his jeep and heads off..

<MORRISS> To a telephone to call this buckshot person..knowing full well he will
                      indead need help

<BuckShot> ring .....ring

<BuckShot> I answer the phone

<BuckShot> Your dime.

<MORRISS> Buckshot please?

<BuckShot> (female voice)

<BuckShot> Who's asking?

<MORRISS> My name is Morris Bailey, I need to speak to Mr. Buckshot.

<MORRISS> Is he around?

<BuckShot> What's your business with BuckShot?

<MORRISS> I would rather tell that to Mr. Buckshot.

<BuckShot> You know the health food store on 35th street?

<MORRISS> Yeah.....

<BuckShot> Go there, 30 minutes, walk in take the 4th booth on the right.

<BuckShot> Order a tofu shake.

<MORRISS> Morris grimaces at the thought of a tofu shake..

<BuckShot> click, I hang up

<MORRISS> Looks at phone and hangs up

<MORRISS> Starts jeep and heads off towards downtown

<MORRISS> 1/2 hour later, Morris pulls up, get out, puts coins in slot and walks
                      in the store

<MORRISS> Looking around

<MORRISS> He finds the place pretty busy for a health food store

<MORRISS> Walking casually he seats himself on the 4th booth

<MORRISS> and waits for the waitress

<yancybutl> May I take your order?

<MORRISS> Morris looks up and sees a very pretty lady standing in front of him
                      in

<MORRISS> A short skirt and pretty pink top

<BuckShot> Drool runs out of the corner of his mouth

<yancybutl> Meatloaf is good today. (waitress smiles her winning simile)

<BuckShot> Until he remembers the tofu shake part

<MORRISS> Uh...clears throat

<MORRISS> I...will order...a

<MORRISS> shudders

<MORRISS> tofu shake..

<yancybutl> One tofu (grimaces) shake.

<yancybutl> Anything else?

<Jordn> (morris thinks, yeah, you :P)

<MORRISS> Morris just looks at her for a moment

<MORRISS> and then replies - No thank you...Just the shake.

<MORRISS> really wanting her phone number! lol

<yancybutl> goes to make the shake - Back in a bit

<BuckShot> Out side a black fully loaded and customized Hummer pulls up to
                     the curb

<Jordn> morriss thinks: how bout some fries to go with YOUR shake baby

<MORRISS> Morris watches her walk away, sighing that he could not ask for a
                     good meal and may be a phone number, but his was on a case

<MORRISS> and that takes priority

<BuckShot> into the cafe walks...

<BuckShot> a woman

<yancybutl> (waitress turns to give Morris a nice little wink)

<MORRISS> Morris looks over towards the door and

<Jordn>  Morris blushes

<BuckShot> Dressed in all black, from the boots to the sunglasses

<BuckShot> and she doesn't remove the sunglasses

<MORRISS> Sees a woman come in, wishing that BuckShot would get here

<BuckShot> Her hair is red and shoulder length, tied back in a pony tail

<MORRISS> Morris gives the waitress a small shy smile and looks away

<MORRISS> back to the door and the red head lady...

<BuckShot> She glides into the booth and sits opposite Morris

<BuckShot> You're looking for BuckShot?

<yancybutl> (waitress returns) Here's your shake.

<MORRISS> Morris looks at the lady, and then at the waitress... Thank you he
                     replys

<BuckShot> (to the waitress)

<MORRISS> smiles at the waitress

<yancybutl> (waitress gives woman in black a snotty look before walking away)

<BuckShot> I'll take my usual, Yancy.

<yancybutl> You got it babe.

<BuckShot> Just because I wouldn't sleep with her.... Women!

<BuckShot> Who think they aren't

<MORRISS> Morris looks at the red head and wonders just why she is there

<MORRISS> Can I help you?

<BuckShot> You're the one who called

<MORRISS> Morris asks to be polite

<MORRISS> You know Buckshot?

<yancybutl> Waitress is thinking buckshot just doesn't know what he is missing

<MORRISS> When is he coming?

<MORRISS> I got a time schedule to keep.

<yancybutl> waitress hiccups

<MORRISS> Then it hits MORRIS in the face- THAT IS BUCKSHOT!

<BuckShot> Look, buckShot is expensive and doesn't track down lost pets

<MORRISS> Morris sits back in his chair

<BuckShot> Your dog run away?

<yancybutl> She (the waitress) could be a little drunk

<MORRISS> Wait, this is a mistake, I was looking for a man to help me out with
                     a case

<MORRISS> You’re a....

<BuckShot> BuckShot flips Yancy and $100 and tells her....

<BuckShot> Get lost, doin' business

<MORRISS> Your a ..woman, what could you know about bounty hunting?

<yancybutl> what - EVER!!!

<MORRISS>  (This is all in Morris’s head)

<BuckShot> You want to insult me or hire me?

<BuckShot> Like I told you, I'm expensive

<MORRISS> Look - lady, I did not know you were a woman, I am sorry, hell I
                     need a professional to help me out

<BuckShot> Just where did you get my number?

<MORRISS> Morris was stunned

<MORRISS> Morris pulled out the card that slick gave him

<MORRISS> Slick from the Bonds company on Cort Street

<BuckShot> I got cards all over town

<MORRISS> He hired me to find an old lady - easy job, just needed a bit of
                     advice to get me started

<BuckShot> She tips her head to the side and cracks her neck

<BuckShot> You're a new hire?

<MORRISS> Morris straightened up in his seat – Yeah, I am

<BuckShot>  Next thing ya know ole Slick'll be hiring school kids

<MORRISS> And I need this job

<MORRISS> Morris was getting frustrated with this woman,

<BuckShot> And I'm suppose to what.... Hold your hand?

<BuckShot> And what do I get out of it?

<BuckShot> That kind of a skip is chump change for me

<MORRISS> Look - ok, I am sorry I called, you look like your busy.

<MORRISS> Reaching over and taking the card back.

<BuckShot> Look, all ya gotta do is go to the old lady's house and pick her up.

<MORRISS> And that is it?  That sounds too simple to me.

<BuckShot> No-brainer.

<MORRISS> Why would she be home when she is one the run?

<BuckShot> Have you even checked?

<BuckShot> Don't call me unless you have real problems

<MORRISS> Morris looks away and around the place and sees the waitress
                     again and replies - NO not yet.

<BuckShot> BuckShot rises and strides out of the cafe

<MORRISS> Morris watches her leave....feeling like a fool...

<BuckShot> steps into her Hummer and slips away from the curb

<MORRISS> motions to the waitress

<yancybutl> Yeah babe?

<MORRISS> Hi, can I have that meatloaf?  I can not stomach that shake.

<BuckShot> (Are you going to ask that waitress if she swings both ways??? :)

<yancybutl> <laughs> Sure! I'll get ya the blue plate special.

<MORRISS> Great!  Morris smiles a big smile,

<yancybutl> No swings with that.

<Jordn> (ROFL)

<yancybutl> vodka wore off

<yancybutl> Here ya go, babe, meatloaf, mashed potatoes, peas and a big ol'
                      piece of pie

<yancybutl> Or would you rather have strudel?

<MORRISS> Morris gives the waitress a big smile and thank and

<MORRISS> Oh this is perfect..thank you..um...what is your name again>?

<MORRISS> Morris waits for the waitress to tell him her name

<yancybutl> Just call me...Punkin.

<MORRISS> Thanks Punkin, great meal.

<MORRISS> Great meal – thanks.  Morris eats and stands up and gives Punkin a
                     big tip, and promises to return after his case is over

<yancybutl> I think I'll have some strudle.

<MORRISS> Morris waves and heads out the door and into his jeep.

<MORRISS> rummages through the file he finds that the lady lives over on Elm
                     Street, (makes him remember the movie Freddy’s Nightmare),

<BuckShot> Her pic shows her with curlers in her blue hair

<BuckShot> And she has a major case of wrinkles

<MORRISS> looking at her picture - he laughs at the site of a old woman of 68
                     in blue hair and curlers... And thinks she can not be all that bad

<MORRISS> starting his jeep - he heads over to her home

<BuckShot> Guess what! She's home!

<BuckShot> But remember, she's slippery

<MORRISS> Thinking it will be all easy to catch her and bring her in, he forgets
     to pick up the gun and pepper spray

<MORRISS> and the handcuffs
 

<MORRISS> Driving down Elm street, the street was very quiet, peaceful,

<MORRISS> Stops infront of her home..

<yancybutl> old lady - who goes by Mrs. Danvers - is watering plants)
                      Something I can do for you sonny? (she asks innocently)

<MORRISS> Hi, sure can, is Mrs (what is her name?)

<MORRISS> Hi yes is Mrs. Scooter home?

<yancybutl> Scooter? That's my cat

<MORRISS> Morris looks at the lady and tries to think

<MORRISS> No - I mean the lady that lives her, Mrs. Scooter... Is she home?

<MORRISS> Morris is a bit confused

<yancybutl> Well - I - well, oh shoot I knew this would happen.

<yancybutl> You must mean Sophie.

<MORRISS> Yes that must be it - is she home ( Morris hoping that one he sees
                      the woman he can bring whatever her name is into justice)

<yancybutl> Well yes and no.

<redScoote> A loud roar is heard from the rear of the house

<MORRISS> Morris starts towards the house

<MORRISS> and just about to knock

<yancybutl> I mean she's here...

<MORRISS> when he ears the roar

<MORRISS> Hey whats that?

<yancybutl> NO NO NO NO!!! Stay out of there!!!

<yancybutl> Please!!!

<MORRISS> Look lady, what do you mean stay out?

<redScoote> A red helmet on top of a black jacket is fleeing the area on a very
                       loud cycle

<MORRISS> Morris looks as the lady on the cycle takes off.

<yancybutl> <Mrs. Danvers disappears into the house locking the door behind
                        her>

<yancybutl> GO AWAY!! LEAVE US ALONE!!!

<MORRISS> Looking back as Mrs. Danvers disappears, he stood there a moment
                     than yells - Thank you!

<MORRISS> runs to his jeep and speeds off towards the cycle, hoping to catch
                     the old lady

<MORRISS> Driving down the street and coming to a 4 way stop - Morris
                     hits the steering wheel and mutters - Shit!  Lost her!

<MORRISS> looking to which way was best

<Jordn> is standing on the street corner and sees Morris sitting at the stop
               sign, walks over and asks, Hey baby, wanna date?

<Jordn> smiles at him

<MORRISS> Morris looks at the girl by his jeep, and sighs...

<MORRISS> Only if you know which way that old lady went?

<Jordn> Maybe I do. What's in it for me?

<Jordn> sniffs and runs a hand over her nose

<MORRISS> Morris thinks about it - and does a deal with her

<Jordn> Tell ya what...

<Jordn> I need $50. If you take me downtown and buy me some stuff, ill give
               you info.

<Jordn> I may even help you "relax" a bit

<MORRISS> How about you give me info and then I drive you down town?

<Jordn> runs a hand on his chest

<MORRISS> Morris looks at her and grabs her hand, Uhh...no thanks, how
                     about just the info?

<Jordn> C'mon man, I need a fix and you need to know where the lady went.

<MORRISS> Morris shakes his head and agrees -

<Jordn> You.. uh *snorts* rub my back, I’ll rub your...

<Jordn>  chuckles, Well you know.

<Jordn> What do ya say?

<MORRISS> Morris tries not to smile -

<MORRISS> Ok, look, where to downtown?

<Jordn> smiles and goes around and gets in the passenger’s side of the jeep.
               Just drive, I’ll tell ya where to go.

<MORRISS> I will give you a ride, then you give me information I need and I
                     give you then the $50.00

<MORRISS> Morris heads off towards downtown,. knowing he will need a lot of
                     help from Buckshot to get back on track

<Jordn> Not the way it works baby. *looks at him close*

<Jordn> Hey, ya know, your kinda cute.. In a dorky, nerdy way.

<MORRISS> Thanks...

<Jordn> Take a left on Dauber.

<Jordn> *points left*

<Jordn> I’ll bet you really know how to show a girl a good time *winks*

<MORRISS> Morris takes a left

<Jordn> And I KNOW I can show YOU a good time... *chuckles*

<MORRISS> Morris looks quickly at the girl and tries to concentrate on the road

<MORRISS> Look, thanks for the offer, but just the information

<Jordn> *slides over closer to him* *runs her hand on his shoulder* Ah c'mon
                baby, let me show ya a good time. Whatta say?

<MORRISS> Morris - stops the jeep and takes the girls hands in his

<Jordn> *smiles in anticipation*

<MORRISS> No thanks, look I am on a case and really could use a girl like you
                     with connections in this town, how about I hirer you?

<Jordn> *thinks for a moment*

<Jordn> How much?

<MORRISS> 100 bucks

<Jordn> Total?

<MORRISS> 50 more than you were gonna get.

<MORRISS> On this case, but I will have others.

<Jordn> *gets a sly look* $100 every time I give ya info?

<MORRISS> This is a no brainer case that does not pay much.

<Jordn> Yeah, well, I ain’t cheap baby...

<Jordn> You want my "services" you have to pay.

<MORRISS> How about depending on the info?

<Jordn> I have expenses too ya know.

<Jordn> (needs the dope)

<Jordn> Like what? I tell you where she is I get more then I would if...

<Jordn> I tell ya who saw her last?

<MORRISS> knowing it would come out of his pocket-he agrees...

<MORRISS> You can make more money if you work for me and help me out -
                     more cases means more money for you - this times 100 bucks next
                     time maybe more?

<Jordn> *thinks* Fine. Pay up.

<MORRISS> (Morris thinks she is gonna runs if he gives her the whole amount)

<MORRISS> Here is the 50.00 you asked for - and the rest when we find the
                     lady.

<Jordn> *looks at him*

<MORRISS> Low, where did she head to?

<Jordn> *sighs* Fine

<Jordn> She went south on Baker and then turned a few blocks down from
                there.

<Jordn> Now what about the rest??

<MORRISS> Morris's eyes widened - Damn we were just there!

<Jordn> *grins at him*

<Jordn> Sorry *she says but doesn’t mean it from her tone*

<MORRISS> You made me drive all he way here, and now she is probably gone
                     –   geeeez

<MORRISS> You get the rest when we find the lady - Buckle up –

<Jordn> Well sorry, shit.

<MORRISS> Morris pulls a u-turn (knocks down a mail box) and races off

<Jordn> Shit man! Where’d ya learn to drive!?

<Jordn> *holds on for dear life*

<MORRISS> From (that blind man that plays the piano!)

<Jordn> (Ray Charles?)

<MORRISS> ( that’s it!)

<redScoote> Parked at the side of the road, with a red helmet sitting on the
                       seat, is the road hog seen leaving the Scooter house just a few
                        minutes ago

<Jordn> (he keeps driving)

<redScoote> a cloud of dust, with taillights barely visible is blowing down the
                       road

<Jordn> *looks at Morris* Umm...

<Jordn> You just passed the hog.

<MORRISS> Scooting back to the 4 ways, he screeches to a halt and turns right
                     on Baker

<MORRISS> What?

<Jordn> *lights a smoke*

<MORRISS> Which way?

<MORRISS> Damn!

<Jordn> Back there, about a block.

<Jordn> *shrugs* *puffs on her smoke*

<MORRISS> Turns the jeep to he right and almost tips over -

<MORRISS> heads down the road where the dust was

<redScoote> the hog is parked outside an OTB shop

<Jordn> JESUS! I didn’t get in this to get killed!

<MORRISS> scrreeeeeeeech

<MORRISS> now heading the right way -

<Jordn> Over there, at the OTB shop.

<Jordn> (what is OTB?)

<MORRISS> Sorry - I did say "buckle up".

<BuckShot> OTB?

<redScoote> off-track betting

<MORRISS> Slowing down...Morris slowly turned the last corner and sees the
                     hog...

<MORRISS> Taking the slot beside the hog, Morris jumps out and walks towards
                     the OTB.
 

<Jordn> *just sits in the jeep, smoking*

<Jordn> *watches him walk into the OTB and thinks* Hmm.. Nice ass *grins*

<MORRISS> Morris heads to a phone booth and calls

<MORRISS> Buckshot

<MORRISS> ....Hey I need help, scooter got a way and now I have cornered her
                      in the OTB, but need backup....

<BuckShot> What's wrong with your crack whore, and don't ask how I know.

<BuckShot> Get her to help you.

<MORRISS> What?  Oh that... wait how did you know?

<BuckShot> When you're serious.... call.

<BuckShot> click

<MORRISS> Look, she is in the jeep. I need professional help.

<MORRISS> he looks at the phone again - and slams it down

<MORRISS> making the people beside him look his way

<Jordn> is watching him from the jeep

<MORRISS> Morris smiles at them and then heads to the jeep

<Jordn> nonchalantly blowing smoke rings

<MORRISS> Come with me. - he takes Jordan by the hand

<Jordn> What the...?

<Jordn> Why me?

<Jordn> she stumbles after him

<MORRISS> Because I am paying you to help.

<Jordn> Yeah, give you info, that’s it man.

<MORRISS> He pulls her after him - into the OTB

<MORRISS> Well if you want more money , help more...go check the ladies
                     room.

<Jordn> But I don’t have to go...

<MORRISS> Morris stares at her

<MORRISS> I mean for the old lady!

<Jordn> Oh...

<Jordn> Well what’s she look like? I only saw her on a bike, from the back.

<MORRISS> Morris heads towards the betting booths

<MORRISS> Looking for an old lady with curlers and blue hair.

<Jordn> *laughs* BLUE hair?

<Jordn> You have to be kidding me right?

<Jordn> Not big on fashion statements is she? *laughs again*

<MORRISS> No....she’s not, so go look

<Jordn> Fine. *heads toward the ladies room*

<otber> What are you guys doing?

<MORRISS> Morris waits in line, looking around

<Jordn> *turns and looks scared for a second*

<otber> You want to place a bet or just admire the artwork?

<MORRISS> Hi, I'm looking for a 68 old woman with curlers and blue hair.

<Jordn> Uhh... I just need to... Umm... Powder my nose.

<MORRISS> Have you seen a woman around her that fits that description.

<otber> Well, no accounting for taste, but... haven't seen her since yesterday.

<MORRISS> Does she come her often?

<otber> I did think I heard her motorcycle though.

<otber> Sure.

<MORRISS> Yes, its parked outside, but you have not seen her?

<otber> She puts down a five on two horses once a week.

<otber> Ahhh, she must have picked up her grandson's 'vet.

<MORRISS> Thanks, if you see her, can you call this number. - Morris hands him
                     a  card with his number on it

<otber> Why should I?

<MORRISS> Grandson?

<Jordn> *enters the ladies room, looks around, looks under the doors and sees
                a  pair of biker boots in one stall*

<otber> She's a good customer.

<otber> Yeah, her son's kid forgets to pay his parking tickets.

<MORRISS> It's important, if she comes in, please give me a call.

<otber> So the cops found him here this time.

<Jordn> *enters the stall beside and stands on the seat trying to look over
                top*

<otber> I don't expect her for a few days yet; unless her horse comes in.

<Jordn> *foot slips and she falls in the toilette*

<Jordn> *mutters* shit!

<otber> (LOL)

<BuckShot> rotflol

<MORRISS> Morris looks around again, looking for Jordan.

<MORRISS> Thanks.  (Walks away

<MORRISS> towards the ladies room...

<Jordn> (the woman in the next stall asks her if she is " ok dear?")

<otber> YOU BETTER CLEAN UP IN THERE; I KEEP A CLEAN PLACE HERE

<MORRISS> Morris heard the sounds of washing hands and muttering swears

<BuckShot> Jordan exits the bathroom, one shoe squishing as she walks

<Jordn> Umm.. Yeah, I’m ok... Just a little slip is all.

<MORRISS> What happened?

<Jordn> Long story.

<Jordn> Don’t ask

<MORRISS> Morris looks at her foot

<Jordn> I said don’t ask didn’t I? *snotty*

<MORRISS> Well? Was she in there?

<Jordn> Morriss laughs

<Jordn> No, don’t think so.

<MORRISS> You, don’t think so?

<otber> I told you she didn't come in.

<Jordn> Only some black haired chick in biker boots.

<MORRISS> Morris looked over at the counter - Thanks. And takes Jordan by
                     the  hand.

<MORRISS> and heads out

<Jordn> *lights another smoke*

<MORRISS> Hey!  Not in here!

<Jordn> What?

<Jordn> Since when can’t I smoke?

<Jordn> Where are we? Canada or something? (:P)

<MORRISS> He takes the smoke and grounds it out....See the sign?  NO
                     SMOKING!

<BuckShot> lol

<MORRISS> (lol)

<Jordn> Yeah well, I haven’t been one to follow rules.

<MORRISS> Morris rolls his eyes and practically drags her out with him towards
                     to jeep

<MORRISS> Get in.

<MORRISS> He opens up the door for her

<Jordn> Woah, a gentleman.

<Jordn> I’m impressed.

<Jordn> *chuckles*

<MORRISS> gives a side smile and heads over to his side of the jeep.

<MORRISS> but not getting in quiet yet

<Jordn> *stares at his butt in the side mirror*

<Jordn> *looks at him* What?

<MORRISS> I'm thinking her motorbike is here, but she is not.

<MORRISS> Where did she go?

<Jordn> Maybe she walked... Why ask me? I was with you remember?

<MORRISS> I am just thinking out loud...

<Jordn> talking to yourself huh?

<Jordn> *mutters* And my shrink said I needed help!

<Jordn> *chuckles*

<MORRISS> Morris heads towards the ladies bike

<Jordn> Where are you going?

<Jordn> *starts to get out*

<MORRISS> slowly, as if to look like a interested buyer

<MORRISS> Stay there.

<MORRISS> he motions her to stay put

<Jordn> *stops beside the jeep* Why?

<Jordn> What are you doing?

<MORRISS> just incase he needs to take off quickly

<Jordn> *watches him intently*

<MORRISS> Just stay there for a moment.

<MORRISS> Morris takes out a notepad and writes down the license plate of
                     the bike...

<Jordn> *shrugs* whatever

<Jordn> *goes back to blowing smoke rings*

<MORRISS> Looking around, trying to see where else the lady might have gone
                     close by

<MORRISS> ON the street were bars, shops for motorbike gear, and an going
                     out of sale shoe shop

<Jordn> *sees something out of the corner of her eye*

<MORRISS> Morris heads back to the jeep

<Jordn> *turns to look and sees the lady getting into a car around back and
                taking off*

<Jordn> HEY! HEY!

<Jordn> Come on!

<MORRISS> What?

<Jordn> She just took off in a car around back!

<MORRISS> Morris hurries

<MORRISS> to the jeep and jumps in

<Jordn> *hops into the jeep*

<MORRISS> Where? Which way?

<Jordn> That way *points*

<MORRISS> MOrris starts the jeep and squeals the tires over the curb sending
     papers and trashcans flying

<Jordn> Damn man, you drive like a crazy man...

<MORRISS> So what, you're buckled in - hang on!

<Jordn> There... *points*

<MORRISS> he heads off after a red corvette - mint condition

<Jordn> The red ‘vette going around the corner

<MORRISS> Morris expertly (yea right) turns the corner

<MORRISS> just moments after the corvette

<MORRISS> We have her now!

<Jordn> sees the ‘vette squealing around another corner further down.

<Jordn> Man, she sure don’t drive like a granny.

<MORRISS> Damn she is fast!

<Jordn> You sure she’s 68?

<MORRISS> Here look at the picture - Morris hands her a picture of Scooter.

<Jordn> *takes it and looks at it*

<MORRISS> Morris hits a few bumps as he is only one handed driving

<Jordn> SHIT! This is the chick that was in the stall in the bathroom.

<Jordn> Only, she had black hair.

<Jordn> *puzzled*

<MORRISS> bouncing across the road into newspaper stand.

<Jordn> DAMN! *smacks her forehead* must have been a wig!

<MORRISS> What!  You saw her!  That man Otber lied to me!

<bigcop> WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP  (police car)

<Jordn> No shit Sherlock. You always believe idiots like that?

<Jordn> Shit, the cops!

<MORRISS> He sped up faster to catch the light .

<MORRISS> Morris looks through his window - Shit!

<bigcop> cop pulls alongside and motions them over.

<Jordn> What are you doing? I don’t want to go back to jail man.

<MORRISS> I'll handle this...

<MORRISS> he pulls over...

<bigcop> the cop gets out and comes over.

<Jordn> *looks out the passenger window, hiding her face*

<MORRISS> Morris sits still and waits

<Jordn> Shit, that cop knows me man.

<bigcop> Your accelerator stuck?

<MORRISS> quiet

<Jordn> says nothing

<bigcop> Oh, it's you!

<MORRISS> Morris looks over and smiles.

<Jordn> (Jordan, the hooker/junky)

<bigcop> Your cousin mayor is not going to be happy with you.

<Jordn> *looks at the cop* Well hello officer.

<bigcop> Or your friend, Hi, Jordan.

<bigcop> Perhaps I need to run you in this time.

<MORRISS> Morris sits still and watches as they chat

<Jordn> How’s the wife? Pleasing you finally?

<Jordn> *smile sweelty*

<MORRISS> Morris whips his head over and stares at her!

<Jordn> Run me in for what?

<Jordn> I wasn’t doing nothin.

<Jordn> This guy is a friend of mine is all.

<bigcop> How about speeding, and leaving an accident?

<bigcop> That newspaper stand...

<Jordn> What? I wasn’t driving... Don’t tell me.

<MORRISS> Morris gets out his wallet and jeep papers.

<bigcop> Not talking to you.

<Jordn> And why don’t you lay off? We are working here.

<bigcop> I'm talking to your big friend here.

<bigcop> Working? You, I believe.

<MORRISS> Hello officer.

<Jordn> Whatever.. *sarcastically* Officer Dufus.

<MORRISS> Here is my insurance papers, and license. We are on a case and we
                     were in pursuit of a criminal.

<bigcop> But Morrey here, he just runs around in his cousin's car and pretends
                 to look for people.

<bigcop> A case? You? A real case? Like what?

<Jordn> Yeah a real case, and thanks to you, she’s getting away.

<MORRISS> Hey, I just got hired to bring in a 68 old woman and she was just in
                     that corvette.

<bigcop> You got her license number?

<bigcop> You know she's in that car???

<MORRISS> Yes - and... no, just her motorbike.

<bigcop> That was a guy that just went by.

<MORRISS> Jordan saw her take off in it.

<bigcop> And that's not the license on that car.

<Jordn> *looks at Morris* I have a good eye, what can I say.

<Jordn> *shrugs*

<bigcop> That license was BRED8.

<bigcop> You must have blinked and lost your bird.

<Jordn> I’ll show you a bird. *fingers the cop*

<MORRISS> Look, I am sorry I was speeding, I am on a case  - a big case
                     bounty hunting.

<MORRISS> How about you two fight later, I really need to get going.

<Jordn> *looks at Morris* You don’t have to explain to him, his mind is too
                small to grasp it anyway.

<bigcop> <sigh> And I was trying to play good cop.

<Jordn> You?

<Jordn> *LAUGHS*

<bigcop> I know, Jordan,

<Jordn> Good cop?

<Jordn> Ha!

<bigcop> But I still try to explain reality to him.

<Jordn> Only in your dreams.

<Jordn> If you’re finished, can we go now? She’s getting away.

<bigcop> Morrey, take your girl friend here and tuck her in and then drive
                 SLOWLY home and borrow a brain to use instead of a speeding ticket.

<Jordn> *snarls at the cop*

<Jordn> I’m NOT his girlfriend

<Jordn> *thinks* Yet *grins*

<bigcop> Why else would you be riding with him?  In daylight?

<MORRISS> Right, will do, thanks Officer...(Morris is trying to remember his
                     name)

<Jordn> stays quiet, not wanting the cop to know it’s so she can get a fix

<bigcop> (Chip)

<MORRISS> Thanks Chip, will go slower.

<Jordn> *puts and arm around Morris* only in the car

<Jordn> *winks at the cop*

<bigcop> Say Hi, to your cousin and get out of here.

<Jordn> Morris blushes

<MORRISS> Will do.

<bigcop> The cop slams his ticket book against the car and struts back to his
                 car

<MORRISS> starts the jeep again, and with a wave, drives slowly away

<Jordn> He’s such an ass.

<Jordn> *grumbles*

<Jordn> We are never going to catch her now.. You know that right?

<MORRISS> I know - I know..
 

Session Close: Sun Oct 14 14:11:44 2001
 
 
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