Session Start: Sun Oct 14 11:47:25 2001(I have gone through and fixed spelling and caps)
<MORRISS> Morris stops his jeep outside and walks in carrying a newspaper
<Slick50> Slick50 sits in his semi seedy bail bonds office
<MORRISS> Hey Slick!
<Slick50> Slick looks like Snidley Whiplash of Dudley Do Right fame
<Slick50> Yo kid! What ya want? Need to bail out your Mother?
<Slick50> Your sister?
<Slick50> Your dog?
<Slick50> Gotta tell ya, we don't do animals.
<MORRISS> I just read in the newspaper you were hiring? And I just so
happen need a job, whatcha say?<Slick50> Hiring? You? For what?
<Slick50> I have one peg leg Andy to do the janitorial.
<MORRISS> Morris puts the paper in front of Slick and points.
<MORRISS> Here - "for hire, bounty hunter...
<Slick50> OK... OK You want exciting?
<Slick50> here....Slick hands Morris a $5 bill
<Slick50> Go get some donuts.
<Slick50> Anything with jelly filling will do.
<MORRISS> Ah man, donuts? donuts? Man I need a real job...
<Slick50> OK,
<MORRISS> My jeep is on its last legs.
<Slick50> You got handcuffs?
<MORRISS> Morris thinks...
<Jordn> (kinky! lol)
<Slick50> Pepper spray, stun gun?
<MORRISS> I know were I can get some.
<Slick50> Real gun?
<Slick50> Jeeze.
<Slick50> Amatures!
<MORRISS> Pepper spray? Stun Gun? Not yet.
<Slick50> You serious?
<MORRISS> Morris stands up straight
<Slick50> Slick rifles through some files
<MORRISS> Damn straight -
<Slick50> He flicks a file to Morris
<MORRISS> Morris watches and smiles a little smile
<Slick50> This is a no-brainer kid.
<MORRISS> Morris almost falls over catching it
<MORRISS> Cool - what is it?
<Slick50> Scooter, 68 year old lady.
<Slick50> Arrested 2 weeks ago on assault and battery.
<MORRISS> A 68 year old lady! Is this a joke? I want a real job, hunting
real criminals<Slick50> She didn't show for her hearing.
<Slick50> Look kid, this job pays 200 bucks. Ya want it or what?
<MORRISS> Yeah, I want it - No brainer.
<Slick50> Look, if ya get into trouble....
<Slick50> Slick hands him a business card
<MORRISS> Morris listens and looks at the business card
<Slick50> Call this contact...
<Slick50> A real professional.
<Slick50> They can help you out.
<Slick50> (Morris doesn't know if BuckShot is male or female, he assumes male)
<MORRISS> Cool - but I wont have to, like you said, a no brainer.
<Slick50> When you catch her, turn her into the cops they'll give you a receipt.
<Slick50> Bring me the receipt.
<Slick50> I'll cut ya a cheque.
<MORRISS> Morris looks up again and asks if there is any help with finances.
<MORRISS> like gas, hotels, etc
<Slick50> Yeah as a matter of fact....
<Slick50> Get your ass out there and bring in the old lady and ya get paid!
<MORRISS> Alright Slick, don’t get in a huff...
<Slick50> And don't ask about profit sharing
<Slick50> there ain’t none.
<MORRISS> Morris, takes the card and walks out onto the sidewalk, and into
his jeep<MORRISS> Looking at the card again - reads...
<MORRISS> BUCKSHOT - call - 5551438
Master Bail Bonds Recovery
You bail 'em We Trail 'em<MORRISS> Morris starts his jeep and heads off..
<MORRISS> To a telephone to call this buckshot person..knowing full well he will
indead need help<BuckShot> ring .....ring
<BuckShot> I answer the phone
<BuckShot> Your dime.
<MORRISS> Buckshot please?
<BuckShot> (female voice)
<BuckShot> Who's asking?
<MORRISS> My name is Morris Bailey, I need to speak to Mr. Buckshot.
<MORRISS> Is he around?
<BuckShot> What's your business with BuckShot?
<MORRISS> I would rather tell that to Mr. Buckshot.
<BuckShot> You know the health food store on 35th street?
<MORRISS> Yeah.....
<BuckShot> Go there, 30 minutes, walk in take the 4th booth on the right.
<BuckShot> Order a tofu shake.
<MORRISS> Morris grimaces at the thought of a tofu shake..
<BuckShot> click, I hang up
<MORRISS> Looks at phone and hangs up
<MORRISS> Starts jeep and heads off towards downtown
<MORRISS> 1/2 hour later, Morris pulls up, get out, puts coins in slot and walks
in the store<MORRISS> Looking around
<MORRISS> He finds the place pretty busy for a health food store
<MORRISS> Walking casually he seats himself on the 4th booth
<MORRISS> and waits for the waitress
<yancybutl> May I take your order?
<MORRISS> Morris looks up and sees a very pretty lady standing in front of him
in<MORRISS> A short skirt and pretty pink top
<BuckShot> Drool runs out of the corner of his mouth
<yancybutl> Meatloaf is good today. (waitress smiles her winning simile)
<BuckShot> Until he remembers the tofu shake part
<MORRISS> Uh...clears throat
<MORRISS> I...will order...a
<MORRISS> shudders
<MORRISS> tofu shake..
<yancybutl> One tofu (grimaces) shake.
<yancybutl> Anything else?
<Jordn> (morris thinks, yeah, you :P)
<MORRISS> Morris just looks at her for a moment
<MORRISS> and then replies - No thank you...Just the shake.
<MORRISS> really wanting her phone number! lol
<yancybutl> goes to make the shake - Back in a bit
<BuckShot> Out side a black fully loaded and customized Hummer pulls up to
the curb<Jordn> morriss thinks: how bout some fries to go with YOUR shake baby
<MORRISS> Morris watches her walk away, sighing that he could not ask for a
good meal and may be a phone number, but his was on a case<MORRISS> and that takes priority
<BuckShot> into the cafe walks...
<BuckShot> a woman
<yancybutl> (waitress turns to give Morris a nice little wink)
<MORRISS> Morris looks over towards the door and
<Jordn> Morris blushes
<BuckShot> Dressed in all black, from the boots to the sunglasses
<BuckShot> and she doesn't remove the sunglasses
<MORRISS> Sees a woman come in, wishing that BuckShot would get here
<BuckShot> Her hair is red and shoulder length, tied back in a pony tail
<MORRISS> Morris gives the waitress a small shy smile and looks away
<MORRISS> back to the door and the red head lady...
<BuckShot> She glides into the booth and sits opposite Morris
<BuckShot> You're looking for BuckShot?
<yancybutl> (waitress returns) Here's your shake.
<MORRISS> Morris looks at the lady, and then at the waitress... Thank you he
replys<BuckShot> (to the waitress)
<MORRISS> smiles at the waitress
<yancybutl> (waitress gives woman in black a snotty look before walking away)
<BuckShot> I'll take my usual, Yancy.
<yancybutl> You got it babe.
<BuckShot> Just because I wouldn't sleep with her.... Women!
<BuckShot> Who think they aren't
<MORRISS> Morris looks at the red head and wonders just why she is there
<MORRISS> Can I help you?
<BuckShot> You're the one who called
<MORRISS> Morris asks to be polite
<MORRISS> You know Buckshot?
<yancybutl> Waitress is thinking buckshot just doesn't know what he is missing
<MORRISS> When is he coming?
<MORRISS> I got a time schedule to keep.
<yancybutl> waitress hiccups
<MORRISS> Then it hits MORRIS in the face- THAT IS BUCKSHOT!
<BuckShot> Look, buckShot is expensive and doesn't track down lost pets
<MORRISS> Morris sits back in his chair
<BuckShot> Your dog run away?
<yancybutl> She (the waitress) could be a little drunk
<MORRISS> Wait, this is a mistake, I was looking for a man to help me out with
a case<MORRISS> You’re a....
<BuckShot> BuckShot flips Yancy and $100 and tells her....
<BuckShot> Get lost, doin' business
<MORRISS> Your a ..woman, what could you know about bounty hunting?
<yancybutl> what - EVER!!!
<MORRISS> (This is all in Morris’s head)
<BuckShot> You want to insult me or hire me?
<BuckShot> Like I told you, I'm expensive
<MORRISS> Look - lady, I did not know you were a woman, I am sorry, hell I
need a professional to help me out<BuckShot> Just where did you get my number?
<MORRISS> Morris was stunned
<MORRISS> Morris pulled out the card that slick gave him
<MORRISS> Slick from the Bonds company on Cort Street
<BuckShot> I got cards all over town
<MORRISS> He hired me to find an old lady - easy job, just needed a bit of
advice to get me started<BuckShot> She tips her head to the side and cracks her neck
<BuckShot> You're a new hire?
<MORRISS> Morris straightened up in his seat – Yeah, I am
<BuckShot> Next thing ya know ole Slick'll be hiring school kids
<MORRISS> And I need this job
<MORRISS> Morris was getting frustrated with this woman,
<BuckShot> And I'm suppose to what.... Hold your hand?
<BuckShot> And what do I get out of it?
<BuckShot> That kind of a skip is chump change for me
<MORRISS> Look - ok, I am sorry I called, you look like your busy.
<MORRISS> Reaching over and taking the card back.
<BuckShot> Look, all ya gotta do is go to the old lady's house and pick her up.
<MORRISS> And that is it? That sounds too simple to me.
<BuckShot> No-brainer.
<MORRISS> Why would she be home when she is one the run?
<BuckShot> Have you even checked?
<BuckShot> Don't call me unless you have real problems
<MORRISS> Morris looks away and around the place and sees the waitress
again and replies - NO not yet.<BuckShot> BuckShot rises and strides out of the cafe
<MORRISS> Morris watches her leave....feeling like a fool...
<BuckShot> steps into her Hummer and slips away from the curb
<MORRISS> motions to the waitress
<yancybutl> Yeah babe?
<MORRISS> Hi, can I have that meatloaf? I can not stomach that shake.
<BuckShot> (Are you going to ask that waitress if she swings both ways??? :)
<yancybutl> <laughs> Sure! I'll get ya the blue plate special.
<MORRISS> Great! Morris smiles a big smile,
<yancybutl> No swings with that.
<Jordn> (ROFL)
<yancybutl> vodka wore off
<yancybutl> Here ya go, babe, meatloaf, mashed potatoes, peas and a big ol'
piece of pie<yancybutl> Or would you rather have strudel?
<MORRISS> Morris gives the waitress a big smile and thank and
<MORRISS> Oh this is perfect..thank you..um...what is your name again>?
<MORRISS> Morris waits for the waitress to tell him her name
<yancybutl> Just call me...Punkin.
<MORRISS> Thanks Punkin, great meal.
<MORRISS> Great meal – thanks. Morris eats and stands up and gives Punkin a
big tip, and promises to return after his case is over<yancybutl> I think I'll have some strudle.
<MORRISS> Morris waves and heads out the door and into his jeep.
<MORRISS> rummages through the file he finds that the lady lives over on Elm
Street, (makes him remember the movie Freddy’s Nightmare),<BuckShot> Her pic shows her with curlers in her blue hair
<BuckShot> And she has a major case of wrinkles
<MORRISS> looking at her picture - he laughs at the site of a old woman of 68
in blue hair and curlers... And thinks she can not be all that bad<MORRISS> starting his jeep - he heads over to her home
<BuckShot> Guess what! She's home!
<BuckShot> But remember, she's slippery
<MORRISS> Thinking it will be all easy to catch her and bring her in, he forgets
to pick up the gun and pepper spray<MORRISS> and the handcuffs
<MORRISS> Driving down Elm street, the street was very quiet, peaceful,
<MORRISS> Stops infront of her home..
<yancybutl> old lady - who goes by Mrs. Danvers - is watering plants)
Something I can do for you sonny? (she asks innocently)<MORRISS> Hi, sure can, is Mrs (what is her name?)
<MORRISS> Hi yes is Mrs. Scooter home?
<yancybutl> Scooter? That's my cat
<MORRISS> Morris looks at the lady and tries to think
<MORRISS> No - I mean the lady that lives her, Mrs. Scooter... Is she home?
<MORRISS> Morris is a bit confused
<yancybutl> Well - I - well, oh shoot I knew this would happen.
<yancybutl> You must mean Sophie.
<MORRISS> Yes that must be it - is she home ( Morris hoping that one he sees
the woman he can bring whatever her name is into justice)<yancybutl> Well yes and no.
<redScoote> A loud roar is heard from the rear of the house
<MORRISS> Morris starts towards the house
<MORRISS> and just about to knock
<yancybutl> I mean she's here...
<MORRISS> when he ears the roar
<MORRISS> Hey whats that?
<yancybutl> NO NO NO NO!!! Stay out of there!!!
<yancybutl> Please!!!
<MORRISS> Look lady, what do you mean stay out?
<redScoote> A red helmet on top of a black jacket is fleeing the area on a very
loud cycle<MORRISS> Morris looks as the lady on the cycle takes off.
<yancybutl> <Mrs. Danvers disappears into the house locking the door behind
her><yancybutl> GO AWAY!! LEAVE US ALONE!!!
<MORRISS> Looking back as Mrs. Danvers disappears, he stood there a moment
than yells - Thank you!<MORRISS> runs to his jeep and speeds off towards the cycle, hoping to catch
the old lady<MORRISS> Driving down the street and coming to a 4 way stop - Morris
hits the steering wheel and mutters - Shit! Lost her!<MORRISS> looking to which way was best
<Jordn> is standing on the street corner and sees Morris sitting at the stop
sign, walks over and asks, Hey baby, wanna date?<Jordn> smiles at him
<MORRISS> Morris looks at the girl by his jeep, and sighs...
<MORRISS> Only if you know which way that old lady went?
<Jordn> Maybe I do. What's in it for me?
<Jordn> sniffs and runs a hand over her nose
<MORRISS> Morris thinks about it - and does a deal with her
<Jordn> Tell ya what...
<Jordn> I need $50. If you take me downtown and buy me some stuff, ill give
you info.<Jordn> I may even help you "relax" a bit
<MORRISS> How about you give me info and then I drive you down town?
<Jordn> runs a hand on his chest
<MORRISS> Morris looks at her and grabs her hand, Uhh...no thanks, how
about just the info?<Jordn> C'mon man, I need a fix and you need to know where the lady went.
<MORRISS> Morris shakes his head and agrees -
<Jordn> You.. uh *snorts* rub my back, I’ll rub your...
<Jordn> chuckles, Well you know.
<Jordn> What do ya say?
<MORRISS> Morris tries not to smile -
<MORRISS> Ok, look, where to downtown?
<Jordn> smiles and goes around and gets in the passenger’s side of the jeep.
Just drive, I’ll tell ya where to go.<MORRISS> I will give you a ride, then you give me information I need and I
give you then the $50.00<MORRISS> Morris heads off towards downtown,. knowing he will need a lot of
help from Buckshot to get back on track<Jordn> Not the way it works baby. *looks at him close*
<Jordn> Hey, ya know, your kinda cute.. In a dorky, nerdy way.
<MORRISS> Thanks...
<Jordn> Take a left on Dauber.
<Jordn> *points left*
<Jordn> I’ll bet you really know how to show a girl a good time *winks*
<MORRISS> Morris takes a left
<Jordn> And I KNOW I can show YOU a good time... *chuckles*
<MORRISS> Morris looks quickly at the girl and tries to concentrate on the road
<MORRISS> Look, thanks for the offer, but just the information
<Jordn> *slides over closer to him* *runs her hand on his shoulder* Ah c'mon
baby, let me show ya a good time. Whatta say?<MORRISS> Morris - stops the jeep and takes the girls hands in his
<Jordn> *smiles in anticipation*
<MORRISS> No thanks, look I am on a case and really could use a girl like you
with connections in this town, how about I hirer you?<Jordn> *thinks for a moment*
<Jordn> How much?
<MORRISS> 100 bucks
<Jordn> Total?
<MORRISS> 50 more than you were gonna get.
<MORRISS> On this case, but I will have others.
<Jordn> *gets a sly look* $100 every time I give ya info?
<MORRISS> This is a no brainer case that does not pay much.
<Jordn> Yeah, well, I ain’t cheap baby...
<Jordn> You want my "services" you have to pay.
<MORRISS> How about depending on the info?
<Jordn> I have expenses too ya know.
<Jordn> (needs the dope)
<Jordn> Like what? I tell you where she is I get more then I would if...
<Jordn> I tell ya who saw her last?
<MORRISS> knowing it would come out of his pocket-he agrees...
<MORRISS> You can make more money if you work for me and help me out -
more cases means more money for you - this times 100 bucks next
time maybe more?<Jordn> *thinks* Fine. Pay up.
<MORRISS> (Morris thinks she is gonna runs if he gives her the whole amount)
<MORRISS> Here is the 50.00 you asked for - and the rest when we find the
lady.<Jordn> *looks at him*
<MORRISS> Low, where did she head to?
<Jordn> *sighs* Fine
<Jordn> She went south on Baker and then turned a few blocks down from
there.<Jordn> Now what about the rest??
<MORRISS> Morris's eyes widened - Damn we were just there!
<Jordn> *grins at him*
<Jordn> Sorry *she says but doesn’t mean it from her tone*
<MORRISS> You made me drive all he way here, and now she is probably gone
– geeeez<MORRISS> You get the rest when we find the lady - Buckle up –
<Jordn> Well sorry, shit.
<MORRISS> Morris pulls a u-turn (knocks down a mail box) and races off
<Jordn> Shit man! Where’d ya learn to drive!?
<Jordn> *holds on for dear life*
<MORRISS> From (that blind man that plays the piano!)
<Jordn> (Ray Charles?)
<MORRISS> ( that’s it!)
<redScoote> Parked at the side of the road, with a red helmet sitting on the
seat, is the road hog seen leaving the Scooter house just a few
minutes ago<Jordn> (he keeps driving)
<redScoote> a cloud of dust, with taillights barely visible is blowing down the
road<Jordn> *looks at Morris* Umm...
<Jordn> You just passed the hog.
<MORRISS> Scooting back to the 4 ways, he screeches to a halt and turns right
on Baker<MORRISS> What?
<Jordn> *lights a smoke*
<MORRISS> Which way?
<MORRISS> Damn!
<Jordn> Back there, about a block.
<Jordn> *shrugs* *puffs on her smoke*
<MORRISS> Turns the jeep to he right and almost tips over -
<MORRISS> heads down the road where the dust was
<redScoote> the hog is parked outside an OTB shop
<Jordn> JESUS! I didn’t get in this to get killed!
<MORRISS> scrreeeeeeeech
<MORRISS> now heading the right way -
<Jordn> Over there, at the OTB shop.
<Jordn> (what is OTB?)
<MORRISS> Sorry - I did say "buckle up".
<BuckShot> OTB?
<redScoote> off-track betting
<MORRISS> Slowing down...Morris slowly turned the last corner and sees the
hog...<MORRISS> Taking the slot beside the hog, Morris jumps out and walks towards
the OTB.
<Jordn> *just sits in the jeep, smoking*
<Jordn> *watches him walk into the OTB and thinks* Hmm.. Nice ass *grins*
<MORRISS> Morris heads to a phone booth and calls
<MORRISS> Buckshot
<MORRISS> ....Hey I need help, scooter got a way and now I have cornered her
in the OTB, but need backup....<BuckShot> What's wrong with your crack whore, and don't ask how I know.
<BuckShot> Get her to help you.
<MORRISS> What? Oh that... wait how did you know?
<BuckShot> When you're serious.... call.
<BuckShot> click
<MORRISS> Look, she is in the jeep. I need professional help.
<MORRISS> he looks at the phone again - and slams it down
<MORRISS> making the people beside him look his way
<Jordn> is watching him from the jeep
<MORRISS> Morris smiles at them and then heads to the jeep
<Jordn> nonchalantly blowing smoke rings
<MORRISS> Come with me. - he takes Jordan by the hand
<Jordn> What the...?
<Jordn> Why me?
<Jordn> she stumbles after him
<MORRISS> Because I am paying you to help.
<Jordn> Yeah, give you info, that’s it man.
<MORRISS> He pulls her after him - into the OTB
<MORRISS> Well if you want more money , help more...go check the ladies
room.<Jordn> But I don’t have to go...
<MORRISS> Morris stares at her
<MORRISS> I mean for the old lady!
<Jordn> Oh...
<Jordn> Well what’s she look like? I only saw her on a bike, from the back.
<MORRISS> Morris heads towards the betting booths
<MORRISS> Looking for an old lady with curlers and blue hair.
<Jordn> *laughs* BLUE hair?
<Jordn> You have to be kidding me right?
<Jordn> Not big on fashion statements is she? *laughs again*
<MORRISS> No....she’s not, so go look
<Jordn> Fine. *heads toward the ladies room*
<otber> What are you guys doing?
<MORRISS> Morris waits in line, looking around
<Jordn> *turns and looks scared for a second*
<otber> You want to place a bet or just admire the artwork?
<MORRISS> Hi, I'm looking for a 68 old woman with curlers and blue hair.
<Jordn> Uhh... I just need to... Umm... Powder my nose.
<MORRISS> Have you seen a woman around her that fits that description.
<otber> Well, no accounting for taste, but... haven't seen her since yesterday.
<MORRISS> Does she come her often?
<otber> I did think I heard her motorcycle though.
<otber> Sure.
<MORRISS> Yes, its parked outside, but you have not seen her?
<otber> She puts down a five on two horses once a week.
<otber> Ahhh, she must have picked up her grandson's 'vet.
<MORRISS> Thanks, if you see her, can you call this number. - Morris hands him
a card with his number on it<otber> Why should I?
<MORRISS> Grandson?
<Jordn> *enters the ladies room, looks around, looks under the doors and sees
a pair of biker boots in one stall*<otber> She's a good customer.
<otber> Yeah, her son's kid forgets to pay his parking tickets.
<MORRISS> It's important, if she comes in, please give me a call.
<otber> So the cops found him here this time.
<Jordn> *enters the stall beside and stands on the seat trying to look over
top*<otber> I don't expect her for a few days yet; unless her horse comes in.
<Jordn> *foot slips and she falls in the toilette*
<Jordn> *mutters* shit!
<otber> (LOL)
<BuckShot> rotflol
<MORRISS> Morris looks around again, looking for Jordan.
<MORRISS> Thanks. (Walks away
<MORRISS> towards the ladies room...
<Jordn> (the woman in the next stall asks her if she is " ok dear?")
<otber> YOU BETTER CLEAN UP IN THERE; I KEEP A CLEAN PLACE HERE
<MORRISS> Morris heard the sounds of washing hands and muttering swears
<BuckShot> Jordan exits the bathroom, one shoe squishing as she walks
<Jordn> Umm.. Yeah, I’m ok... Just a little slip is all.
<MORRISS> What happened?
<Jordn> Long story.
<Jordn> Don’t ask
<MORRISS> Morris looks at her foot
<Jordn> I said don’t ask didn’t I? *snotty*
<MORRISS> Well? Was she in there?
<Jordn> Morriss laughs
<Jordn> No, don’t think so.
<MORRISS> You, don’t think so?
<otber> I told you she didn't come in.
<Jordn> Only some black haired chick in biker boots.
<MORRISS> Morris looked over at the counter - Thanks. And takes Jordan by
the hand.<MORRISS> and heads out
<Jordn> *lights another smoke*
<MORRISS> Hey! Not in here!
<Jordn> What?
<Jordn> Since when can’t I smoke?
<Jordn> Where are we? Canada or something? (:P)
<MORRISS> He takes the smoke and grounds it out....See the sign? NO
SMOKING!<BuckShot> lol
<MORRISS> (lol)
<Jordn> Yeah well, I haven’t been one to follow rules.
<MORRISS> Morris rolls his eyes and practically drags her out with him towards
to jeep<MORRISS> Get in.
<MORRISS> He opens up the door for her
<Jordn> Woah, a gentleman.
<Jordn> I’m impressed.
<Jordn> *chuckles*
<MORRISS> gives a side smile and heads over to his side of the jeep.
<MORRISS> but not getting in quiet yet
<Jordn> *stares at his butt in the side mirror*
<Jordn> *looks at him* What?
<MORRISS> I'm thinking her motorbike is here, but she is not.
<MORRISS> Where did she go?
<Jordn> Maybe she walked... Why ask me? I was with you remember?
<MORRISS> I am just thinking out loud...
<Jordn> talking to yourself huh?
<Jordn> *mutters* And my shrink said I needed help!
<Jordn> *chuckles*
<MORRISS> Morris heads towards the ladies bike
<Jordn> Where are you going?
<Jordn> *starts to get out*
<MORRISS> slowly, as if to look like a interested buyer
<MORRISS> Stay there.
<MORRISS> he motions her to stay put
<Jordn> *stops beside the jeep* Why?
<Jordn> What are you doing?
<MORRISS> just incase he needs to take off quickly
<Jordn> *watches him intently*
<MORRISS> Just stay there for a moment.
<MORRISS> Morris takes out a notepad and writes down the license plate of
the bike...<Jordn> *shrugs* whatever
<Jordn> *goes back to blowing smoke rings*
<MORRISS> Looking around, trying to see where else the lady might have gone
close by<MORRISS> ON the street were bars, shops for motorbike gear, and an going
out of sale shoe shop<Jordn> *sees something out of the corner of her eye*
<MORRISS> Morris heads back to the jeep
<Jordn> *turns to look and sees the lady getting into a car around back and
taking off*<Jordn> HEY! HEY!
<Jordn> Come on!
<MORRISS> What?
<Jordn> She just took off in a car around back!
<MORRISS> Morris hurries
<MORRISS> to the jeep and jumps in
<Jordn> *hops into the jeep*
<MORRISS> Where? Which way?
<Jordn> That way *points*
<MORRISS> MOrris starts the jeep and squeals the tires over the curb sending
papers and trashcans flying<Jordn> Damn man, you drive like a crazy man...
<MORRISS> So what, you're buckled in - hang on!
<Jordn> There... *points*
<MORRISS> he heads off after a red corvette - mint condition
<Jordn> The red ‘vette going around the corner
<MORRISS> Morris expertly (yea right) turns the corner
<MORRISS> just moments after the corvette
<MORRISS> We have her now!
<Jordn> sees the ‘vette squealing around another corner further down.
<Jordn> Man, she sure don’t drive like a granny.
<MORRISS> Damn she is fast!
<Jordn> You sure she’s 68?
<MORRISS> Here look at the picture - Morris hands her a picture of Scooter.
<Jordn> *takes it and looks at it*
<MORRISS> Morris hits a few bumps as he is only one handed driving
<Jordn> SHIT! This is the chick that was in the stall in the bathroom.
<Jordn> Only, she had black hair.
<Jordn> *puzzled*
<MORRISS> bouncing across the road into newspaper stand.
<Jordn> DAMN! *smacks her forehead* must have been a wig!
<MORRISS> What! You saw her! That man Otber lied to me!
<bigcop> WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP (police car)
<Jordn> No shit Sherlock. You always believe idiots like that?
<Jordn> Shit, the cops!
<MORRISS> He sped up faster to catch the light .
<MORRISS> Morris looks through his window - Shit!
<bigcop> cop pulls alongside and motions them over.
<Jordn> What are you doing? I don’t want to go back to jail man.
<MORRISS> I'll handle this...
<MORRISS> he pulls over...
<bigcop> the cop gets out and comes over.
<Jordn> *looks out the passenger window, hiding her face*
<MORRISS> Morris sits still and waits
<Jordn> Shit, that cop knows me man.
<bigcop> Your accelerator stuck?
<MORRISS> quiet
<Jordn> says nothing
<bigcop> Oh, it's you!
<MORRISS> Morris looks over and smiles.
<Jordn> (Jordan, the hooker/junky)
<bigcop> Your cousin mayor is not going to be happy with you.
<Jordn> *looks at the cop* Well hello officer.
<bigcop> Or your friend, Hi, Jordan.
<bigcop> Perhaps I need to run you in this time.
<MORRISS> Morris sits still and watches as they chat
<Jordn> How’s the wife? Pleasing you finally?
<Jordn> *smile sweelty*
<MORRISS> Morris whips his head over and stares at her!
<Jordn> Run me in for what?
<Jordn> I wasn’t doing nothin.
<Jordn> This guy is a friend of mine is all.
<bigcop> How about speeding, and leaving an accident?
<bigcop> That newspaper stand...
<Jordn> What? I wasn’t driving... Don’t tell me.
<MORRISS> Morris gets out his wallet and jeep papers.
<bigcop> Not talking to you.
<Jordn> And why don’t you lay off? We are working here.
<bigcop> I'm talking to your big friend here.
<bigcop> Working? You, I believe.
<MORRISS> Hello officer.
<Jordn> Whatever.. *sarcastically* Officer Dufus.
<MORRISS> Here is my insurance papers, and license. We are on a case and we
were in pursuit of a criminal.<bigcop> But Morrey here, he just runs around in his cousin's car and pretends
to look for people.<bigcop> A case? You? A real case? Like what?
<Jordn> Yeah a real case, and thanks to you, she’s getting away.
<MORRISS> Hey, I just got hired to bring in a 68 old woman and she was just in
that corvette.<bigcop> You got her license number?
<bigcop> You know she's in that car???
<MORRISS> Yes - and... no, just her motorbike.
<bigcop> That was a guy that just went by.
<MORRISS> Jordan saw her take off in it.
<bigcop> And that's not the license on that car.
<Jordn> *looks at Morris* I have a good eye, what can I say.
<Jordn> *shrugs*
<bigcop> That license was BRED8.
<bigcop> You must have blinked and lost your bird.
<Jordn> I’ll show you a bird. *fingers the cop*
<MORRISS> Look, I am sorry I was speeding, I am on a case - a big case
bounty hunting.<MORRISS> How about you two fight later, I really need to get going.
<Jordn> *looks at Morris* You don’t have to explain to him, his mind is too
small to grasp it anyway.<bigcop> <sigh> And I was trying to play good cop.
<Jordn> You?
<Jordn> *LAUGHS*
<bigcop> I know, Jordan,
<Jordn> Good cop?
<Jordn> Ha!
<bigcop> But I still try to explain reality to him.
<Jordn> Only in your dreams.
<Jordn> If you’re finished, can we go now? She’s getting away.
<bigcop> Morrey, take your girl friend here and tuck her in and then drive
SLOWLY home and borrow a brain to use instead of a speeding ticket.<Jordn> *snarls at the cop*
<Jordn> I’m NOT his girlfriend
<Jordn> *thinks* Yet *grins*
<bigcop> Why else would you be riding with him? In daylight?
<MORRISS> Right, will do, thanks Officer...(Morris is trying to remember his
name)<Jordn> stays quiet, not wanting the cop to know it’s so she can get a fix
<bigcop> (Chip)
<MORRISS> Thanks Chip, will go slower.
<Jordn> *puts and arm around Morris* only in the car
<Jordn> *winks at the cop*
<bigcop> Say Hi, to your cousin and get out of here.
<Jordn> Morris blushes
<MORRISS> Will do.
<bigcop> The cop slams his ticket book against the car and struts back to his
car<MORRISS> starts the jeep again, and with a wave, drives slowly away
<Jordn> He’s such an ass.
<Jordn> *grumbles*
<Jordn> We are never going to catch her now.. You know that right?
<MORRISS> I know - I know..
Session Close: Sun Oct 14 14:11:44 2001
Part 2: The Continuing Saga