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Do I have to draw you a diagram
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Homer: Wait! There's a place like that in Springfield? Then why are we eating this crap. Come on everybody, we're going to the slaughter house
Marge:You didn't need to knock the food on the floor
Homer: Didn't I
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Homer: Are we gonna die son?
Bart: Yea. But at least we'll take a lot of innocent people with us
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Yeah. You do your own dirty work.
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Lousy manipulative dog.
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Hey, this tastes just like a dog biscuit
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D'oh
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D'oh, oh, ok
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Wait a second, I don't like the sound of that
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I don't think so
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Ooh, I'd sell my soul for a donut
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Donuts is there anything they can't do
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Those young people are about to get a dose of reality
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Those finks double-crossed me
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Homer: Sorry, but this is a highly sophistimicated dowhacky. If you don't use it responsibly, Kablamoo
Lisa: Ow, someone just punched me in the face
Homer: It was your mother
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Homer: Bart warm up the car we're going to Duff Gardens. Now what do we say when we get to the ticket booth
Bart and Lisa: We're under 6
Homer: And I'm a college student, hehe
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The whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time
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Stay calm remember your training. Dear Homer, I owe you one emergency donut, signed Homer. Bastard, he's always one step ahead
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English, who needs that. I'm never going to England
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I'm enjoying myself too much to care. And you should be too
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Hehe, Lisa vampires are make-believe just like elves, gremlins, and eskimos
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Yeah good things don't end with eum. They end with mania or teria.
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I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer
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Weird, strange, sick-twisting, eerie, Godless, evil stuff
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And that's my que to exit
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If we're ever going to make paper money we have to expand our operation
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Yesterday was a real eye opener
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try
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We've fallen behind, way behind
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That's false advertising
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All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body
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Of all the fates on heaven and Earth why did this befall me
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This is everyone's fault but mine
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I hope you realize this is all your fault
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I don't feel so good
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Feelin' stupid, I know I am
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Marge: Where we going? Where we going
Homer: Ok, ok, don't panic. To find Flanders I just have to think like Flanders. I'm a big four-eyed lamo, and I were the same stupid sweater everyday and. The Springfield river
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Fine I'll drop everything I'm doing just for you
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Let me the first to say, (Homer then starts screaming)
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Musn't crush, musn't kill. made it. Oh, I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish
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Na, na, na, na, na fishing. Na, na, na, na, na, fishing, fishing, fishing, fishing
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500 dollars, aww forget it
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Aw, It's so hard to get to 500 words
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Yabadabado. Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springield he's about to hit a chestnut tree. Ahhh
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forget it
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Aw, that's beatiful. We can make a fortune
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Troy McClure: Here's an appealing fellow, In fact their appealing him off the sidewalk
Homer: It's funny 'cause I don't know 'em
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Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sear's? Well that's nothing 'cause you have a gambling problem. And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house 'cause he was dressed like Santa Clause? Well you have a gambling problem
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3 simple words. I am gay
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Oh, I get it
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