A Long Time
by The Mad Poetess
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
I had seven years with Spike, seven good years, back when I was young
and human and stupid enough to hope it would last forever and stupid
enough to fear it wouldn't. They were strange, and silly, and almost
the sweetest I've ever lived, almost.
It started the night of my twentieth birthday. Spike was back with
us, as with us as he ever was, anyway. Somehow he'd managed to
wheedle and charm and insult his way back into our extended circle,
if not our good graces, and he even showed up for my birthday party
at the Bronze, though he steadfastly refused to wear a silly hat. He
gave me a new radio, to replace the one he'd "borrowed" when he moved
out of my basement, the one the Initiative soldiers had smashed to
pieces in his crypt when they went on their wild search-and-destroy
mission after Professor Walsh's death. The days when we thought Adam
was the monster to end all monsters.
The party wound on into the night, uninterrupted by vampires, except
the invited one, demons, or any of the other usual Scooby birthday
treats, and as the guest of honor, maybe I shouldn't have been the
first one to get tired and head for home, but I was. Anya...that had
fizzled of its own accord, a few months earlier. She had finally
figured out that she was stuck as a normal human girl, and she wanted
a normal human relationship, one that didn't involve things that
continuously go bump in the night. We'd parted more or less friends.
So I was heading home alone, and Spike mockingly volunteered to walk
me back to the house, to protect me from all the oogedy-boogedies out
there on the Sunnydale streets at night. The walk was quiet... Spike
was...almost nice. We joked about turning twenty on the Hellmouth,
party hats and why he was *never* going to wear them, on pain of
staking...little stuff.
We reached the door, I unlocked it, and turned to go inside. He was
still standing there, this strange expression on his face, neither
smug nor pissed, which were really the only two I knew how to
identify on him.
"What?" I asked, turning back to face him.
"Just..." he answered, standing outside the barrier of a doorway he'd
never been invited through, and leaning towards me, pulling me to him
under the porchlight, and kissing me. Long, soft, so very different
from Cordy, from Anya, and it goes without saying, from Faith. Though
there was something of her wild hunger in it. When he let me go, he
straightened my jacket, smiled a bit oddly, said "Happy Birthday,
Xander," and turned to leave.
"Spike..." I said, not knowing what I was saying, but knowing it was
right.
"Hmm?"
"Come in." And just like that, he did, and I let him in. Yeah,
literally and metaphorically, and anatomically, and permanently. I
led him back to my room, and there was us, me being awkward and shy
and twenty and male, and him being more tender, and less mocking,
than I could ever have imagined, and it was good. Good. That's a
laugh, but I'm not Baudelaire, though I've gotten a bit more wordy
with advanced age. It was better than good. It was... well, it was
Spike. It was there, in that moment, and I've never gone back, never
regretted for an instant. Oh, everything else, I live for regret, but
not Spike. Never Spike, never the paper-white skin, the silken cords
of his muscles, the hair still soft after a century of bleaching, the
rough throaty English voice in my ear, whispering into my mouth.
Never that night or any of the ones after.
***
There was sneaking, and laughter, and the usual cutting remarks
around the Scoobs, to cover the fact that we were getting groiny, as
Cordy would've put it, and just because he's Spike. Eventually, there
was Buffy catching us in a full-on tonsil-hockey session behind a
mausoleum on patrol. Yeah, fights, screaming, shouting,
recriminations, the usual happy Scooby life, and the Hellmouth nights
went on around us. If they didn't exactly accept Spike, they accepted
that I wanted him, accepted that I loved him maybe even before I
accepted it, and they were willing to give me that. He moved into my
room the next year, and as long as he did his half of the dishes and
didn't drip blood on the living room carpet, they put up with him.
He was with us through everything, though Dawn, as confused and
befuddled as the rest of us, though the vampire attacks and the army
of zombies, and all the signs and wonders the world and Sunnydale
could throw at us. Through Buffy and Willow's graduation, even, and
the party after, at which, to the amazement of all, he *did* wear a
silly hat. Granted, it was a mortarboard with "Slayer: Dress Size 2,
GPA ditto" spelled out on it in masking tape. He lifted Willow up to
help her hang her valedictorian certificate above the fireplace, and
kissed her on the forehead when she slid back down. Of course, then
he made some obnoxious comments about having enjoyed the ride, but
that's Spike for you. He was with us. He was with me, and by
extension, he was with us.
And when he was with me, wherever, it was the best place in the world
to be. It didn't matter what he was, except mine. It didn't matter
that he was five inches shorter than me-- when we walked down the
sidewalk or through the sewers or around the happy haunts of the dead
in the middle of the night, I wasn't afraid. Silly, when any punk kid
with a knife or a gun could've taken me out and Spike wouldn't have
been able to lift a finger, but I wasn't afraid of anything. Nothing
but losing him.
When did I start thinking about not being with him forever? Or about
being with him forever, for that matter? Well, I'm willing to admit
that I wasn't thinking about much of anything that first night,
leading him back to my room in a fever of strangeness and desire,
but...oh, about five minutes afterward, as we lay there in the
coolness of an air-conditioned room, and I listened to him not
breathe. Okay, I'm like that. Call me a girly-man. I wasn't planning
an afternoon wedding under the trees, or anything, but sleep with a
vampire, fall in love with him, and see if you don't start thinking
about eternity in a new light.
When you're twenty, twenty-five, it's easy to put off the question of
eternity. The question of whether you'd turn to your lover and ask
him to find some way to make you into what he is. You're young, you
have years before you start to fall apart, go gray, get soft around
the middle. And making me into what he was...from all we knew about
being a vampire, it couldn't really happen.
Even if he could, if he managed to get the Initiative chip out of his
head, which was getting less likely as that organization slipped
further into the X-Filesy black ops land of Never Happened, or if he
could convince Deadboy Senior to do it for him... It wouldn't be me.
I would die. A demon would walk around in my body, one that,
according to Anya, had a hunger for blood, a penchant for leather,
the hots for Willow, and a distressing tendency to eat former
friends. Which Spike might like, but I wouldn't be around to enjoy
it, or not, as the case might be. He shushed me when I tried to bring
it up. Repeatedly. Finally he whispered in the middle of the night,
locked away in our room where no one could hear, that he didn't want
me like that. That he wanted *me*, not something that looked like me,
no matter how good it looked in leather.
See how easy it is to break somebody's heart and make it sing, in the
same few words? I didn't bring it up again. But I thought it. Over
and over. Will he stay, as I get old and small and forget who I am?
Will he watch me die? Is sixty-some years with him enough? When I go
wherever I go, will he still be roaming around the world kicking
demon tail? Will he remember me in a hundred years? A thousand? When
he's dust, will he come to the same place as me, this demon whom,
despite myself, I love? Buffy and I have a few things in common, more
than our natural hair color.
Seven years, seven long goofy, painful, wonderful years, and every so
often, he'd look out at the horizon, at the ocean, at the desert, and
I'd know he wanted to be out there. He'd say "Let's us take off for
the Continent this summer, just you and me and a copy of 'Wicked
French for the Traveller.' We'll paint the town black. Take in a
Pistols revival show. Scare Dru out of whatever crypt she's hiding in
and have a little threesome." But spring turned into summer, and we
never did, never left. Not when my friends, sometimes our friends, if
he was in a good mood, were still fighting the good fight on the
Hellmouth. There's always another disaster around the corner.
***
Part Two
Seven years, and it all came down to one stupid, piddly little twelve
foot tall slime-spewing demon with sixteen spiny tentacles for arms
and no personal hygiene to speak of. Buffy was busy fighting
tentacles two, three, and four, Willow and Giles were paging through
some obscure tome written in bat's blood on the skin of a virgin
sheep, looking for the dispersing spell, and Spike was happily
battering away at three more of the thing's arms with a double-bladed
axe. Me, I was holding my own, which after eleven years of playing
Slayerette, wasn't as shabby as it had once been. Until one of those
extra arms whipped around and without so much as a 'Say your last
goodbyes now, kid' rammed a three-foot spine straight through my
heart.
It hurt. Like a motherfucker, if you want a medical description.
There was a *lot* of blood, I guess, though everything was pretty
hazy. Spike was there, in a heartbeat, which he didn't have, and I
was rapidly losing. Buffy fought the thing into a corner, and Willow,
our little Willow, threw a *word* at it that I can't even form
properly in my head, much less transcribe. It burst into dust and
light, and everybody could've cared less, because they were all
crowded around me. It's so nice to be the center of attention. I
couldn't talk, could barely even breathe, and here's Buffy hitting
out at Spike, *ordering* him to stop this, to turn me, to do
*something*. Spike shifting between game face and human without any
control, raging that there wasn't a damn thing he could do, a damn
fucking thing. He held me in his arms, and let her beat at him, and
damn if he wasn't crying, which only Willow has ever seen him do, and
he was drunker than all hell at the time, and it didn't matter what
face I was looking at, monster or human, they were all Spike, my
Spike, and I was losing him sooner than I ever feared.
Then I was...elsewhere. Okay, as a travelogue description, that
pretty much sucks, but I think the place is pretty much designed to
defy definition. Wouldn't want those who make it back to be able to
draw a decent map or anything. It wasn't anything like a final abode
kind of place, anyway...it was just...elsewhere. Murky and full of
colored lights that glowed and disappeared, like when you rub your
eyes and stare into a dark room. There were voices, and rushing wind,
or water, or something that sounded like your basic ocean waves
relaxation sound played on the mother of all surroundsound stereo
systems.
"Do you want to live?" a voice rang out, echoed in smaller voices,
from the left, right, male, female. "Do you want to live, to live?"
"Of course," I shouted at the top of what passed for lungs there, and
of course it made no sound, because I didn't have any lungs, and I
wasn't on the play list for the cosmic DJ around there. But they
heard me all the same.
"Do you want to live forever, Alexander Harris? It's the only way
you're going back." A shimmery silver form spoke in a sexless voice
that seemed to have no emotion to it at all, neither concern nor
contempt.
Forever? Forever is a long time, when you're twenty-seven, dying on
the floor of some cruddy little sea-cave while your immortal lover
holds your body and whispers hysterical nonsense in a half-dozen
demon languages. Forever? Does Angel mousse too much, is Spike not a
natural blonde, are you not offering me the world on a platter?
"The Hellmouth needs a guardian," it said as it seemed to process my
thoughts.
"The Hellmouth has a guardian," I threw back, sending images of
Buffy, golden hair shining in the moonlight, kicking, punching,
staking, dancing like a demented dervish on the heads of demons and
vampires.
Now there was emotion, rebuke, something. "The Slayer does *not*
guard the Hellmouth. The Slayer guards the *world*. Others die every
day because the Slayer is tied to the Hellmouth, waiting for the next
apocalypse to rise. It was *not* meant to be this way. The Slayer is
needed elsewhere. The Slayer, the Watcher, must travel. The Hellmouth
grows strong, and it needs a guardian."
Fine, the Hellmouth needs a guardian, and I'm the man for the job,
apparently. What the hell I'm supposed to do is anybody's guess.
"Be there. Always. Slayers will come and go, those who fight
alongside the Slayer will rise and fall; those who serve the light
will be born and die, will come to town and fight the battles they
were meant to fight. You must be there always. To know what will
happen, to warn them, to help them, to guard the Hellmouth."
"Why me?"
Now there was true emotion, such as it was, a sneering smugness that
I'd only ever seen on Spike, and never so coldly. "Because you want
forever. So very, very much."
And I did. Whatever it was knew that I did. Wanted Spike forever.
"You cannot leave the Hellmouth. Understand this: you *cannot*. That
body will die, the true death, if you leave the borders of the town.
You must be there, always. You can tell your friends the truth,
that you were given to guard the mouth of Hell, but you may not tell
them why you cannot leave. You will not even be able to speak the
words. Accept or reject the offer, but when you accept, know that you
take on the responsibility. The body you will wear will live at the
mercy of your task, and you can lose it just as easily."
I took it. I made a deal with what I'm guessing are the Powers That
Be that Angel griped on about so much. Lesser powers, I hope. I keep
thinking somewhere inside me that whatever's really in charge of us
loves us, even after all the shit we've all been though. These things
didn't love us. They were just doing their jobs. The excuse of
soldiers and administrators and executives, and a thousand other
killers and torturers, down through the ages. Anyway, I said yes. Yes
to forever. With Spike, I hoped. On the Hellmouth.
***
I woke to find Spike holding me, still, human as he seemed to always
become in moments of emotion other than rage, ever since that day.
Just plain old human tears streaking his beautiful face. There's
enough water and salt in blood for a vampire's body to manufacture
saline, did you know that? They can cry blood, too, which is
picturesque and messy, but just like the baby doll your sister had
when she was six, they can cry real tears.
So when I stretched and yawned and looked at him, blinking, taking in
the face I'd never thought I'd see again, needless to say there was
dancing in the streets. Okay, nobody was up for dancing, but there
was Spike covering my face with kisses, and Willow and Buffy trying
to shove him out of the way to see if I was really alive, and even
the G-Man was looking like somebody'd pulled the rusted remains of
his Citroen from the junkyard, said Alakazam, and brought it back to
humming life.
There were explanations, and there was getting me cleaned off, which,
to everyone's disgust but mine, Spike did mostly with his tongue,
since an opportunity to get at that much of my blood hadn't exactly
arisen in the past, and somewhere in there they got their minds
wrapped around the idea that I was effectively immortal. Whooping and
hollering, and celebration into the night.
And the next night, as usual, there was something nasty waiting in
the woodshed. Unlife on the Hellmouth went on as usual. And on. And
Spike started looking at me like I was something he'd never seen
before. Not a thing to be cherished only because it was temporary,
but a longtime companion, with or without the irony.
***
Those years were good, too. Finding out that whatever the bad guys
threw my way, it had healed by morning. Fighting alongside Buffy,
Willow, Giles, and Spike, and the newbies of the week. Oz returned,
for a while, never getting back together with Willow, but letting his
mostly-under-control wolf out to kick serious oogedy-boogedy whupass,
then drifting off to the East Coast in search of a good sound and
someone to love.
Five years or so, and I was still twenty-seven, and Spike, well, he'd
been about that old for a hundred years already. We were a matched
set. Two guys in love and on the prowl, and if we felt each other up
in the middle of the town square under the full moon, who was gonna
mess with us? I could take the humans, he could take the demons, and
he could take me any damn time or place he wanted to.
But he wanted to take me to Paris. He wanted to take me to Prague. To
Whitechapel. To Brazil. To fucking Borneo. To Reno, at least. And all
I could say was "I have to stay. I can't leave the Hellmouth." And I
could feel him slipping away. I couldn't get the words past my lips,
when I tried to add "or I'll die...". My throat froze up, and I'm
sure he thought I was being all noble and stubborn and soul-having,
but I literally couldn't tell him. The bastards stopped me, every
time.
I could lie naked in his arms, be inside him, have him inside me,
have my mouth around his cock or vice versa, or my tongue in his
mouth, and I could see that no matter how *there* he was, he was
somewhere else, too. I never worried about him wanting Drusilla back,
funny. He would or he wouldn't, he felt about her however he felt,
but I knew how he felt about me. Thought I knew. I just...also knew
he wanted to be out there. He was never meant to live forever in the
cage of a little California town full of monsters and white-hats.
I was losing my mind, there in Sunnydale in my own little first floor
apartment with my sweet evil blonde lover, who I knew, just knew, was
about to leave. And one summer night, looking out the window at the
cheshire cat moon, he did. Asked me to come with him. Over and over.
Anywhere. We fought. We screamed, and shouted, and hit each other,
because I could always hurt him, and now I'm not really human
anymore, you see, so he can hurt me too. Not that he ever needed to
lay a hand on me to do that. And in the end he kissed me, and said he
loved me, and he had to leave, and he'd be back.
***
A year later, to the day, and I hadn't heard from him, hadn't seen
him, hadn't gotten a scrap of a report of where he was or what he was
doing. Willow had looked through whatever magicks she could scare up,
but either he was hiding himself, or someone was doing it for him.
Buffy had waited six months before calling him every name in the
book, and a few I hadn't heard before. Showed exceptional restraint
on her part, considering her temper, and the way I'd gotten when
Angel lost his soul. Deadboy. Yeah, he got into the act, too. Shook
every vampire and demon tree he could find, to see if his wayward
childe, or any news of him, fell out. Nothing.
So. That would be the first night that I tried to kill myself. I
thought it all out very neatly, for a crazy man. A little music, a
nice Zinfandel, a picture of Spike and me on the Viking Ship at the
fall festival, grinning into the camera like loons. A note on the
bathroom door asking that Willow be the one to come in and take care
of me, as she always had. My sister-girl. She'd hate me, but she'd
understand. Because, like Spike, she loved me.
Sitting in a warm bathtub, looking at the two of us, arms around each
other, dark hair and bleach-white blonde, both idiots together. So in
love with him I'd have walked into hell and asked for his soul back
if I thought he wanted it. Still that much in love, and that much
alone. Holding a very sharp straight razor. Which would have looked-
out of place in my bathroom, our bathroom, since Spike was a true
creature of technology and had switched to electric the minute he
could steal one, and I'd stopped having to shave when I came back
from the dead. The hair on my head still grows. Don't ask me why.
Insert Hellmouth here. But I'd bought the razor yesterday, so no
questions from well-meaning friends. Just me and the water and the
blade and the music and the night.
It was cold, and sharper than I expected, but I'd been hurt worse by
any number of demony creatures' teeth. Pain-wise. Hopefully not
permanency-wise. Down the length of one arm, down the other. Let my
hands fall into the warm water, watched it start to turn pink, then
red. Spike would consider it to be a waste of good blood, but then he
wasn't here, was he? Started to get cold, even though the water was
warm with my blood as well as its own heat, but didn't really feel
like moving to do anything about it. Drifted off to sleep.
***
Part Three
Felt pretty damn stupid in the morning, when I woke up cold and
sticky in a tub full of my own blood. If you're gonna wake up cold
and sticky, you should at least have had a good time the night
before. Fuckin' PTB's, or whatever they really were. Didn't seem to
matter if it was demon, vampire, or Xander, permanent boy-moron, I
couldn't get out of it that easily. Took the sign off the door,
cleaned up the bathroom, thanked various gods that Willow *hadn't*
walked in on me, or I would've found out if "Death By Witch" could be
added to the list of no-go exit routes.
I can hear it now, so don't say it. First of all, what the hell made
me think I could off myself if nobody else seemed to be able to? I
don't know. Wishful thinking. Hubris. And of course, the next
question is "Why didn't you just take a stroll along Oxnard
Boulevard, past the city limits sign?" Because that would've been
admitting that Spike was never coming back. It would've been
permanent. Somewhere inside me I knew damn well that nothing I did to
myself was going to do more than hurt like hell, but it gave me the
illusion that I might wake up tomorrow somewhere else, maybe with a
badass British vampire rubbing my back, or sucking on my toes. If
there's a Heaven, that's as good a description as any I've read.
Spike could be dust somewhere, anywhere, and if there's a God, or
plural thereof, they'd let me end up with him, wouldn't they?
So I went back to being what I'd promised to be. The good and holy
defender of the Hellmouth. If you're counting, the Sunnydale High
contingent was on the yuppie side of thirty-three, now. Willow...
Willow had a girlfriend and a boyfriend... she was undecided on that
score, but each knew about the other. Buffy was beautiful. Strong,
angry, willing to fight and fight...and she was leaving. Cordelia
called from L.A. The Slayer was needed, or there might be a new
Hellmouth to contend with. It was starting.
Giles didn't follow her. He gave up trying to be her Watcher about
the same time he gave up hoping he'd ever be her lover, I think.
Instead, he'd become her best friend, and he sent her off to Angel
with a smile and a hug. Still ran the local magick shop, the only
owner never to be drained by vampires, because he had a brain in his
head and a cross over the door. Ethan Rayne stopped in from time to
time, either to cause trouble or just visit. When the trouble came,
we stopped it. When there wasn't any, and Ethan was around, I didn't
ask any questions.
***
Another year, still no word of, or from, Spike. So this time, on the
anniversary of his skipping town, I went the middle-aged debutante
route. A bottle and a half of Seconal, with a whiskey chaser. An
evening of British comedy on cable, laughing at the parts where Spike
would have laughed, laughing at the parts where Spike would have
groaned or thrown things at the screen. I've always been a cheap
date, comedy-wise. Popping a pill every five minutes or so, tossing
back the JD and imagining Spike on the sofa beside me, making fun of
me. Left the note for Willow, and everything.
The next morning, I cleaned up the vomit, turned off the TV, and went
back to work. Oh, work. I did have a job, of sorts. Daylight work in
the skilled labor industry, which translates to being the only guy on
the construction site not whistling at the Sunnydale jailbait walking
by. Not that I'd stopped appreciating the female form when I became
Spike's boytoy, or vice versa, but it just seemed like too much work.
There was only one body I really wanted, and it wasn't around.
Time passed. I can't say it was slow or quick, and I can't say I was
thinking much of anything worth repeating. I was trying not to think
at all. Willow knew. She saw me slipping away inside myself, and it
was eating her up, so I tried to be a brave little toaster for her. I
patented the goofy-grin, hey, Xander's alright, look. She didn't
believe it for a minute. Neither did Giles. Yeah, I cried, at home,
under cover of darkness. Bite me. I'm allowed.
On the evening of my thirty-fourth birthday, I walked home alone. I
sure as hell wasn't worried about oogedy-boogedies. There'd been a
party, yeah, and probably silly hats, which I'd probably refused to
wear, in silent honor of Spike. I was seriously thinking about
speeding up the anniversary schedule and trying something new and
entertaining tonight. Maybe electric shock. So when I turned the key
in the lock, and a hand touched the back of my neck, I wasn't
worried. Frozen, yes, but not worried. What could anybody do to me?
And then I recognized the touch, the one that pulled me around and
close to him under the porchlight, and whispered, "Happy Birthday,
Xander," as he put his mouth to mine.
I'm a creature of habit, and a sappy romantic, and all that shit. I
said, when I had breath to speak, "Come in, Spike," inviting him into
his own home and we went to the bed he hadn't seen in two and a half
years, and it was...better than good. Not like he hadn't been away.
Better than that. Better than that first, sweet, psychotic time.
Look, if you want blow-by-blow descriptions, ask Spike. He's good at
that. Interpret that any way you like. We found a few new ways of
doing things, and rediscovered a hundred old ones.
***
In the moonlight, in the lamplight, as we lay there in bed, my head
on his chest, I asked, knowing the answer, "You staying?"
"Thought I might do, yeah." Always a cigarette in his hand when he
thought he had to act like Brando.
"Forever?"
"Forever's a long time, pet." Which is polite vampire-speak for no.
And I nodded, and accepted anything I could get.
He stayed for four years, that time. Four torturous years, when I was
sure that any night, this would be the time he'd get up, smoke by the
window, pull on his jeans and duster, and disappear back into the
world. He stayed to see Angel get his redemption, his prize, his
humanity. Well, that was in L.A., but he stayed to see Angel and
Buffy get married. I was Best Man, and nobody asked any questions
when I asked if they'd have the wedding in Sunnydale. Giles gave her
away, Willow was Maid of Honor, and Spike walked down the aisle with
Cordelia on his arm as if it were the easiest thing in the world.
Of course, he painted something exceptionally rude on the soles of
Angel's shoes, slipped a sardine on toast down Joyce Summers'
cleavage, and got Wesley so drunk that he admitted to all and sundry
that he'd had the hots for Cordelia for years. Which, seeing as her
date was a tall black dude who reminded me vaguely of Riley's friend
Forrest, probably didn't do much for his reputation at work on Monday
morning, but Cordy looked touched. And beautiful. Spike also wore the
garter, which he'd caught with a vampire's preternatural grace, as an
armband on his rolled-up sleeve, and danced the Time Warp to great
applause from the assembled multitudes. Made Angel look like... well,
me, in high school. That's Spike. Good enough to eat. And I did.
Several times.
And months later, when I could feel him getting twitchy, I waited,
and of course, it happened. Middle of the night, stroking my chest
after sex, he got up with a strange little hop, and reached for his
jeans.
"Going, then?"
"Yeah, I think I'd better. Coming with?"
"Can't."
"Yeah. Love you, Xander. I'll be back." And he was out the window.
Gotta give it to the man (not that I wouldn't in an instant if he so
much as batted an eyelash), he knows how to make an exit.
***
Auto-erotic asphyxiation isn't all it's cracked up to be. I know
there's something in the knowledge that you just *might* bite the big
one while being stupid, with a belt around your throat, standing on a
chair, that's supposed to give you the stiffy of all time, but
frankly... Probably knowing that no matter how sore your throat is in
the morning, you still have to go out the next day and pound a mallet
to keep yourself in Cran-apple and suicide materials takes some of
the thrill out of it. The knowledge that no matter whether you fall
or you don't, you'll still get up in the morning... the fact that you
don't really want to get up in the morning...
I did. Fall, that is. Woke up to find myself swinging from the
chandelier with a hell of a sore throat, and no in-the-pants action
at all. Might have been better if I'd used Spike's belt, but the only
one he had was around his waist, wherever he was. Or at least I
assumed it was. I'd never asked if he'd had anybody else while he was
gone, and hadn't really cared. If he'd been happy, good. At least one
of us was. Anyhow, I whispered a sick-call to the site, and got down
to some serious sipping hot chocolate and being exceptionally
thankful that Willow hadn't found me this time.
She came over to check on me, as she always did, and I was lying on
the couch, reading some deep modern novel about love and redemption
and the internet.
"You okay?" she whispered, as if it had been her with the leather
around her throat.
"Oh, yeah. Strep, that's all." But I never get sick, and she knew.
She could see the bruises, and she knew. She's always known, and she
came over and sat beside me, and held my head, and she cried, though
I couldn't. Wouldn't.
"Why don't you go with him?" she asked, red hair shot with tiny
streaks of silver. "Why don't you just fucking go, Xander?"
"Can't," I whispered back, and my throat closed up as usual.
***
So...Spike would come and go, never here or gone for longer than five
years, and when he was gone, I was living on human time, every moment
tangible, every day dragging on like it wouldn't ever hit tomorrow.
I tried a hundred creative methods of suicide, but never did take
that walk down Oxnard Boulevard. Spike took to sending postcards, but
they were never from where he actually was, and nobody ever saw him.
Gifts, sometimes. A pair of boots from Barcelona, a Bob Dylan joke.
The softest leather you could touch. For Christmas, one year, a
duster just like his, cut to match my size. I wore it until the
summer got so hot you could swim in the sweat pouring off me, and
then reluctantly hung it on the coat rack until fall.
The next Christmas he was there, arms full of presents, and his hair
grown back to its natural dark brown. That was a shocker. Strange, a
stranger in my arms, and he looked so damn young. When he was there,
the world flew by on vampire time. It was...unsurprising, to watch
our friends age around us, Willow finally marrying, Buffy and Angel
returning for holidays with their one, precious, child, a little
brown-haired girl who Angel looked at with wonder and disbelief every
time she entered the room. With Spike in my arms, time both rushed
and stood still, and I couldn't see the passing. When he left, it was
all I could think about.
When he started to get twitchy, itchy, I could feel it, and I'd egg
him on. Better he go then, still in a good mood, kissing me and
ducking out the window, than leave after a fight and have that be the
one time he never came back, him dust in the wind and me never
hearing about it. It became a shorthand: Forever's a long time, you
coming, can't, I love you, I'll be back.
***
Part FourWillow finally found me out officially-- as a joke on the world, I'd
taken to leaving out that same note I'd taped to the bathroom door
the first time I tried to blow this joint, and with my finger, don't
laugh, stuck in a dismantled lightsocket, and the other hand in a
pitcher of water, I must have looked either completely hilarious or
completely pathetic.
For the first time, instead of cleaning up after myself, I woke up in
my own bed, with my sixty-eight year old best friend and surrogate
sister standing over me with her hands on her hips.
"Just what the hell did you think you were doing?" she bitched at me,
wiping my forehead with a cool washcloth.
"Umm...experiment?" I ventured, getting used to the feeling of being
able to use my tongue properly again.
"And we learned?" she sighed, sitting down on the bed.
"Don't give Willow a key to the apartment and expect her not to use
it?"
She bent slowly to kiss my cheek. "I don't suppose you'd listen if I
told you not to do shit like this, Xander?" Willow's language has
gotten more blunt over the years, especially when she's pissed at me.
Hey, when you're a multi-millionaire computer software designer who's
built two companies from the ground up, you can talk any way you
want, too.
I shook my head. "No, but you don't really have to clean up after me.
The note was just tradition."
She lay down next to me, and I liked having her there, just me and
Wills. It was just us now, in Sunnydale. Giles... Giles had died two
years ago, in his sleep, which must be the most peaceful way a
Watcher, even an ex-one, ever left. Ethan had come for the funeral,
and there was no talk of chaos, just a skeletal, quiet eighty-some
year old man with a shake in his voice as he read his bit of the
eulogy. I haven't seen him since. Buffy and Angel had moved to
England when Amanda graduated from college, but they came back for
Giles' funeral. Buffy didn't speak, the whole time.
Two Slayers had come through town, one after another, and a host of
other do-gooders, and I'd gone along with them on their demon-hunts,
been the white knight, played by the rules. Guarded the Hellmouth.
Gotten my scars and seen them fade in the morning. The power had left
Buffy when she got pregnant, so Doreen must have taken over from her.
The other-- a quiet, almost anorexic Indian girl, Subita-- Angel said
Faith had been killed in a prison fight, defending twenty other women
from a werewolf gone wild on the ward.
Who else? Oh, Anya. It would be funny if it weren't so... no, it's
just funny. She married, now wait for it, Parker Abrams. Straight out
of college. Maybe he mellowed, turned into a decent guy by himself,
or maybe the constant eye of an ex-vengeance-demon kept him on the
straight-and-narrow, but they moved to Tarzana years ago, started a
brood of little Anyas, God help us all. Willow heard from her
occasionally.
Cordelia was still single, still lovely at sixty-eight, had a swarm
of lovers, and was blissfully happy, running Angel Investigations
with a staff of two, Wesley and Gunn. Who, in the fine old L.A.
tradition, had squabbled over her for years and finally given up and
fallen in love with each other. Which suited Cordy just fine, since
she could tease them about sucking face in the office. At seventy-
two, Wesley Windham-Pryce sucking face with what still had to be the
most buff man of color this side of fifty. But then, they'd been at
it for years.
Oh--Amy. Amy the Rat. What a time to remember her, you're thinking.
But that's the thing. Your average domestic rat doesn't live very
long, you see. A few years at most. Amy. Willow never could find
the
right spell, but the little brown rat just kept running in her wheel.
Eating yogurt drops. She hadn't aged. Unless Willow had a deep, dark
secret and was replacing the rat every few years, Amy Madison was
still a seventeen year old girl trapped in the body of a rattus
norvegicus.
***
Okay, so it hasn't been the same construction site all this time.
Hasn't always been a construction site. And I'm my own Grandpa,
according to the deed on the apartment building. Vampires do it, so
can I. Granted, they usually do it by skipping town, see above
re:Spike, but it can be arranged on a local basis, especially when
you have a gorgeous ex-redhead of a hacker working her way through
your history.
And time passed, as time does, even in Sunnydale. Joyce died a few
years after Giles, and Buffy and Angel returned for the funeral,
looking... human. Old. Never thought I'd see either of them old, for
different reasons, obviously. Spike was back in town, and he didn't
crack a single Slutty the Vampire Slayer joke. Amazing restraint. His
hair was blonde. Never the dark hair again, when he'd seen how much
it disturbed me, made me think of him as some young English guy who
lost his life in an alley two hundred years ago. Not my Spike.
A lot like how looking at his sire, gray and thin and in his body's
mid-seventies, made him feel, I think. Buffy white-haired and
scowling at him, that was a trip, too. No senility in the Sunnydale
gang, folks. We're all going out bitching and howling at the world.
Those of us that are going out. And we'd all lived to more of a ripe
old age than any of us ever expected.
And me, Spike gone to parts unknown again, still twenty-seven, at
seventy-five. It's a laugh and a half, it is. I took a stroll by the
twice-rebuilt Sunnydale High, and realized that I could wander in,
sit down at a desk, and probably learn more in the few hours it would
take them to figure out I wasn't a student than I did during the four
years I allegedly was.
***
Spike had been gone for seven years, the longest ever, and not a
line, not a postcard, not a pair of edible underwear in a plain brown
wrapper, in the last five. Willow was tired of finding me in the
morning, I think. I told her to can it, that we both knew I'd be
fine, but she said that wasn't the point. Sick of me hurting myself,
sick of the bruises, the "I'm okay's," the silent dry sobs that were
the closest I could ever come to crying with Willow in the room. I
was half afraid that this time he was dust, half afraid he just
wasn't coming back. But from the moment he first kissed me under the
porchlight, he'd never lied to me.
Being with him tore me up, but it was like breathing after being
choked, and it was the best thing in my life. Ever. Being away from
him...I was the walking dead. Except the dead don't hurt. I didn't
feel old. I felt twenty-seven. Just twenty-seven, and without the
only man in the world I love beyond all sense.
Our anniversary, as it were. The forty-second summer since Spike had
first walked out with a kiss and an I'll see you again. I considered,
briefly, seeing how far I could get out of town before this PTB-
sponsored body gave up the ghost. But there was always the
possibility I'd see Spike again, and as always, that kept me alive,
barely.
Home, then, and for a kick, I'd set up the oldie but classic,
bathtub, razor, wine, pictures. More, not just the festival picture.
Spike and me at the mall, him pointing to the Gap sign and making
Vomiting Face. In the vestry hall at Buffy and Angel's wedding, two
guys in tuxes kissing against a wall, oblivious to Willow with a
Polaroid. Most of me has the good sense to hope she took off after
she snapped that picture, and didn't stick around for what we did
against the wall afterwards, but a sick, twisted bastard in there
somewhere hopes she took an entire roll. All of us at the graduation
party. Willow and Tara. Willow and Jesse and me, in fourth grade.
Spike naked, smiling lazily up at me from the floor. Spike, Spike,
Spike and Spike, and some more Spike, for variety. A few in full vamp-
out face, which must have confused the folks at the Photo-Mat. Wait,
this is Sunnydale. Forget I said that.
For the music, the best of all. A party recording, done with Willow's
hand-held CD recorder, of Spike, singing along to "My Way." William
the Bloody, international recording star, bellowing out over the
voice of Gary Oldman playing Sid Vicious covering Frank Sinatra. Do I
have taste in tunes, or what? Am I a pathetic lunatic, or what?
Don't answer that. With Spike's voice alternately crooning and
wailing in my ear, depending on the verse, on permanent repeat, I
sipped wine, thought about how lame I'd become, thought about how I
didn't care, and how I didn't want to think about cleaning up the
next morning. Thought about Spike, fierce and cruel and funny and
loving and mine. Sliced and diced, and fell away into darkness.
***
I woke sooner than I expected, to the usual headache that accompanies
the loss and mysterious replacement of all my blood, and the sight of
Drusilla idly paddling her fingers in the reddened bath water. She
hadn't changed much in fifty-some years, but then, neither had I. She
was wearing some shiny thirties flapper number, so at least she'd
outgrown the pseudo-Renaissance Victoriana she'd been stuck on in the
late nineties. See, live forever and you, too, can become a fashion
critic, high-school geek boy.
If Dru was here. then he couldn't be far away. I looked over the
side
of the tub, where he crouched, staring at me. The weirdest look of
annoyance and terror and.I don't know. The music was still
playing,
and the lovely Spike-and-Xander shrine must've made me look
completely psychotic. Which, for Spike, is something of a turn-on,
but I was still utterly humiliated. I groaned. Which made my head
hurt more.
"How long have you been doing this?" he growled, reaching out to
touch my face. "How bloody long?"
Dru licked her fingers, and reached into the water for more. Sharp
fingernails came awfully close to the bits of me that I'd rather not
lose, but hey, they'd grow back, right? I tried to smile, but it was
a weak effort at best. "This?" I indicated the water, the razor, with
a floppy wave. "It's a classic. Only oldies but goodies. Or you mean
the whole shabang?"
Spike put his head in his hands. "God, she was right. She was right,
Dru." He rose, spun, kicked the wall hard enough to make the tiles
ring. Which hurt my head, too.
"Bitch." I whispered, only half meaning it.
"Dru?" Spike said, looking up
"Willow. Willow.told you." Dru was tracing patterns in the water,
and
Spike reached for my arms, trying to pull me up.
"Leave it, Dru," he barked. She looked up, a little girl's hurt on
her peaky white face. "Yeah, Willow told me. She was on the porch,
and she let me in. I've lost my keys. Lost the whole bloody duster.
Had to run us in under a flamin' tarpaulin. Dru, I said LEAVE IT!"
He picked me up like a child, and Drusilla snatched her hand back to
her mouth, wailing softly. I was dripping blood everywhere, of
course, down his blue silk shirt, white-t-shirt, stonewashed jeans,
onto the floor. Colors. I got him out of vampire monochrome. A little
delirious, folks. Even blood in his yellow-gold hair, trying to drape
my arm around him.
I gestured vaguely over his shoulder at Dru. "Go. go ahead, Dru.
No
sense wasting good blood. Spike, I'm fine." Dru happily dipped her
fingers in the water again, scolding forgotten.
"No you're not bloody fucking fine, you daft moron. You're nothing
like fine." He crushed me to his chest, oblivious of the blood. Well,
*someone* would have to get it out of the carpet if he carried me
through the living room, which he was doing, back to the bed. Our
bed. He set me down as gently as.as Spike is capable of, which is
far
more than you'd think.
"I'll be fine, Spike. I'm." I giggled. "I'm a professional. Don't
try
this at home, folks." He put his head down on my chest. Smelled me.
Spike's big on smelling, he is. And licking, and biting, and.
He pushed my wet hair out of my eyes, and stared hard into them. His
own blue eyes were unreadable. But they were there. I'll take
anything I can get, as I believe I've said before. "How long.have
you
been doing this, Xander?"
See, I'm not allowed to lie to him. It's one of the rules. Unspoken,
but there all the same. Leave things out, yes. Couldn't help that,
every time he asked me to go with him. Had to. But no lying, like he
never lies to me. "You want a date, or just a general timeframe?"
He growled. Pissed-off vampire growl. Ooh, I'm terrified. Don't like
him mad at me, though.
"July seventeenth, two thousand twelve. " One year after the first
night that you left, you bastard. "Love you, Spike." Pathetic, like I
said. He lowered his forehead to mine. Rested it there. So cool. Felt
good. The best.
Wet, though. Not Spike--not crying. Never an unmanly thing like
tears. Only when completely blitzed, after Dru left him the first
time, or when he thought I was dead. Well, I *was* dead, temporarily.
Only then. Spike doesn't cry. He's Marlon Fucking Brando with a
London accent.
"How many times? How many fucking times?" Yeah, crying. Dammit.
I shrugged. Pointed to the bottom drawer of the bureau. My drawer.
Where I kept my comics and crossword puzzles and stupid human shit
that he'd never want to look at. And a stack of five-year diaries,
dating back to my twenty-first birthday. The days with Spike written
in green ink, the days without in black, the nights I tried to check
out described in clinical detail, in red. For scientific purposes, in
case I finally came upon one that worked, and some other poor sucker
set to guard the Hellmouth could make use of it. Yeah, I know. The
city limits sign.
***
Part Five
Spike got the books, turned the pages. Laughed a little at some of
the things I said about him, until he got to the first red page. Then
there was only silence, and the sound of paper turning. Every page.
Every book. Eleven of them. The look on his face when he looked up--
because I'd been watching him, you see. Wasn't going to sleep, as
much as I wanted to, not with Spike right here. In the glorious white
flesh. The look on his face.
"Why?" he whispered. "Bloody hell, Xander, why?" Cross-legged on our
bedroom floor, holding the pile of books that had been there all
along, if he'd been a nosier vampire.
"Helps to pass the time," I answered, which was as true as any other
reason, and not really a lie.
He surged back up off the floor, this blood-streaked guy with bleachy-
hair and blazing blue eyes. Did I mention I love him? His hand on my
chest, near my throat. Fingers making little white marks on my skin.
Feeling the blood pump in my veins. Not quite human blood, but tasty
enough for Dru to drink diluted, for Spike to lick and suck and kiss.
He sat down on the bed, his back to me. That's okay. I like to look
at that too.
"Why won't you go with me?" he asked at last.
Oh, that one. "Can't." It's a bit early for that exchange, but if I
know it's coming, I can remember the words.
He sighed. Dammit, he sounded old. Spike doesn't get old. He's twenty-
seven forever, just like me. "Yeah, pet, I know you can't." He turned
to me, and I was twenty again, standing on the porch outside the
house we all shared, seeing the smarmy, high-cheekboned face I
thought I knew become someone else, someone I loved.
"You do?" I asked, tentatively, taking his hand, playing with his
cold fingers. Wasn't feeling terribly strong, but I thought I could
manage that.
He touched my cheek with his other hand. So damn gentle, he can be,
when he wants, and rough as a bear, and wild as the demon that he
is. "Dru. She says you can't leave, but you can't tell anybody. She
thinks it's the best riddle she's ever heard." He laughed
painfully. "Then again, her favorite before that was ' What goes up a
chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?' "
"A brolly!" said Dru from the doorway, proudly. Her face was streaked
with my blood, and her hair was in her eyes. "Spike, may I have some
ice cream, please?"
"Yes, love, it's in the freezer. That's the big white box with the
pictures of monkeys on the front," he answered gently, never looking
away from me. He knows there's always ice cream. She didn't leave,
though. She came closer to the bed, and looked at me, head tilted.
The last time I'd really seen Drusilla, she was in love with me, just
like the entire female population of Sunnydale. Wouldn't those
spellbound girls, then, be pissed, now, to know the only person who
got Xander Harris' ass was a smart-mouthed dead Englishman with a
severe attitude problem. Then again, most of them were dead
themselves. The next time Dru got near me, she was kicking major ass
in the Sunnydale High School Library, and killing Kendra, but some
happy vampire or other had thankfully knocked me out before I had to
see that.
So, once, long ago, she'd been the Enemy. So had Spike. Things
change. People die, other people live. Dead people, too. If she was
there, Spike had a reason for bringing her there. It'd been fifty-
some years. Yeah, vamps can hold a grudge for a long time, but I
wasn't a vampire.
"He tastes good," she said to Spike. Spike grinned softly, but it
didn't reach his eyes.
"That he does, love," and I knew he wasn't just talking about blood.
"Why can't you tell me?" he asked me.
"Can't." And my throat closed up. Drusilla smiled like somebody'd
just given her a new dolly.
"See? It's delicious!"
"No, it's not, Dru." Spike's voice was hard. "It's delicious when
it's somebody else. When it's somebody I love, it's not delicious. It
bloody hurts. Go eat ice cream. NOW. And don't eat any people." She
backed away, still looking at the two of us.
"Why didn't you ask me to stay? Really ask me to stay." Spike was all
questions, now, wasn't he.
I coughed, experimentally. Maybe the PTB's would let me answer this
one. "I wouldn't.keep you in a cage. You're not an animal. They
put a
chip in your head like a damn.stray dog, but you're not an
animal."
More than I was usually able to say this early on a post-bathtub
Morning After. I could still hear Spike singing, off in the bathroom,
rockin' out with the pseudo Sex Pistols.
"Oh, I am. I'm just the dangerous kind that walks on two legs." He
whacked the back of his head. " This soddin' chip kept you safe long
enough for me to fall in love with you. Hurrah for Riley Finn and his
Cowboy Commandos." He stroked my hair. I live for this shit, when
he's not around. Just Spike, touching me. However he wants to. Riley
Finn. A name I hadn't heard in years. Old home week around here.
"Why." I had to ask, had to ask, had to ask, because I'm a
pathetic
tenth-grade loser who has to know these things, "why didn't you stay?
Anyway?" He looked down.
"Thought you didn't love me enough to come with me, didn't I? At
first." He was quiet. "That'd be the first time you tried to kill
yourself, yeah? When you actually thought it might work? And me in a
shithole bar in little TJ that night, gettin' soused and arsing about
to anyone who'd listen about the black-eyed boy I'd left behind me.
God, but I'm a fucking moron."
No. My Spike may be an idiot at times, but not a moron. That's
reserved for me. "You didn't know."
"Should've. Should've bloody well known. I have eyes, I have ears, I
love you, and I should've bloody well known! Then. later, when I
came
back. I knew it was more than that. You wanted me. I could see as
well as the next blind gobsmacked dumbfuck. So I thought.maybe
he's
serious. About this Hellmouth thing. Maybe it's a cause, something I
just don't fuckin' get, 'cos I'm a dead guy with no soul."
"But rhythm. Plenty of rhythm." I interjected, thinking of Spike
doing the Time Warp. He shushed me.
"So I stayed. As long as I could, tryin' to understand. I get the
yours, mine, an' ours bit. No killing Willow, the Slayer, the
Watcher. Never really wanted to kill the Poof anyway, just
torture 'im a bit. But I couldn't understand why you stayed. Not
when the Slayer moved on. Thought I'd got it wrong again. Ran, 'cos
I was scared there was too much in you that you'd never see in me.
And when you wouldn't come with, well, there it was again. You wanted
this two-shilling shithole more than you wanted me."
"No." My throat was starting to tighten. Fuck you guys. Haven't
spoken to me in fifty-six years, you stay out of my conversations
with my vampire. "Never about you. Never loved anything more than
you. Ever."
"Yeah, well I said I was a fuckin' moron, didn't I. Later.I had
to
come back, had to stay as long as I could, had to be with you, more'n
anything, and I had to try to figure out what the hell was goin' on
in your head. But you'd get.antsy. Scared. Watch me like a kicked
dog. I couldn't tell if I was hurtin' you more by staying or going. I
had to go. Had to. Couldn't look at you like that. 'Til next time."
I'd driven him away? By being afraid he'd leave. I couldn't follow
that one. I thought of my head on Willow's lap, dry-sobbing while she
held me, pulling my hair away from my face. Maybe I could. I can
scare the living shit out of people who love me, when I'm being an
utter dickhead. I tried smiling, found it didn't make my face ache
too much.
"And between the next times, you're fillin' great bloody novels with
the hows and how-nots of killin' yourself. What's most painful, if
you like that sort of thing. "
"I'd have to go with traditional Vlad-type impalement on that one, or
crucifixion, not that I tried either," I offered. "For your actual
first-hand experience, I'd say it's a tie between slow suffocation
and repeated blunt trauma to the head. Knives are good, too, if
you're careful. You can make a lot of little cuts without losing much
blood, 'til you're ready."
Shit. Here's me, going on about being a dickhead, as I tell my lover
all the wonderful ways I found to hurt myself while he was away. The
look on his face was enough to shut me up. I never want to see that
look again, as long as I don't live. He grabbed my wrists. Which
itched a bit, as the skin was already fusing together. Healing.
"Promise me you'll never do this again, Xander." My turn to look
down. At the bloody sheets, in the American sense of the word.
"I promise," I lied. He tightened his grip, then let go, dropping my
wrists to the sheets.
"No, love, don't lie to me." He helped me sit up, back against the
pillows. "If I stay, will you promise?"
I nodded, lying with my head instead of my mouth. I couldn't promise.
I'd always fear that he would leave, that he couldn't stay in the
Hellburg forever. I'd always fear that there'd be a next time out the
window, asking me to come along.
He saw through that too. "Yeah, that's what I thought. Liar." He
moved to lie next to me, as Willow had done so many times, once she'd
found out. A different sort of comfort, having Spike there. He put
his arms around me, and I could be warm, for a while. Even though
he's cold. It never did make any sense.
"Dru says." he said softly. "Dru says there's a way around this.
That
it was always there, and we were just too stupid to see it."
"Has Dru regressed to the stage where she thinks boys have cooties?"
I asked innocently. I knew he wouldn't smack me, even in fun, when I
was looking that fragile. I also couldn't stand hearing Dru's idea,
if it was one of the thousands I thought up and discarded along the
way.
"No, she's still shimmying up to anything with horns and a tail.
She's got three of 'em now, Hrontak demons, all at her beck and
call, pissing on trees to see who gets to grovel at the foot of her
bed each night."
"But she came here, for you, to tell me what to do about."
tightening
in the throat, yeah, I get the point."guarding the Hellmouth."
His
arms tightened around me.
"No, she told me that in Xpeelstin. On the way to which I had to
fight my way through a bleeding haunted wishing well, an army of
Japanese ghosts, and a dimensional portal with fuckin' *teeth*,
before I could even get to 'er."
"She was where? Is that a real place?" It sounded like the plot of an
anime film.
"Not in *this* dimension, it isn't."
That's why he'd been gone for seven fucking years? He'd been chasing
down Dru in some extradimensional Disney movie? I began to see why I
hadn't asked him where he'd been or what he'd been doing all those
times.
"I just.had a feeling she knew. That she was the last bloody
person
who'd care, so she obviously had to have the answer."
"So she came back here.what, 'cause she was bored?"
Spike laughed, but it sounded caught in his throat like a
fishbone. "Well, yeah, probably. She usually is. Attention-span
shorter than mine. She came back." he was silent.
"Yeah?" I prompted, wrapping my hands around his forearms.
"To turn you, if I can't," he finished. And didn't say another word.
And my heart broke, just another little bit more. You probably
couldn't notice it, by that time. Not after fifty-six years. Twenty-
two years old, and I'd asked him, shyly, if he wanted to, and he'd
told me he loved *me* too much to want something that looked like me
and acted like Angelus.
***
Part Six
"Well, it's one way to kill me." I ventured. Or I could just say
yes,
I'll leave with you, and we could drive toward that city limit sign,
and see what happens. What do you want from me, Spike? What have I
got left to give? Have we changed that much? Seventy-five years old,
and you're ready to trade me in on the model with the demonic engine?
"No. Dru says no."
I thought he was answering the questions in my mind, and realized
after a few seconds that he was talking about my sarcastic little
offering. Dru says no? No what?
My bed. My vampire. Here, for the moment, it was my place, my power,
unless I was stupid enough to try to talk about why I couldn't leave.
I wouldn't ask. I'd turn to him, and I'd put my hands on his body,
covered in my own blood, and I'd kiss him, and I'd touch him, and I'd
make him mine again, until next time.
But I didn't. I live on hope. I'm a big dope that way. It's one of my
more endearing qualities, along with my dress sense.
"Dru says no, what?"
He pulled me around to face him. "Dru says no, we can let you keep
your soul. No, it was bloody there all along, and we're too
buggerfucking stupid to see it."
I pulled away. "We've got a spell. We've *had* a spell since nineteen
fucking ninety-eight. There's a little clause attached, Spike. About
losing it again if you have even one moment of true happiness. How
long." I laughed, in spite of myself."how long do you think
I'd keep
my soul, with you in the room? Two minutes? Five?"
"It's not attached," said Willow, from the doorway. I looked at her.
She was the same age as me, and unlike me, she looked every year of
it. Every unbelievable, shitty, wonderful, loyal, loving year of it.
She'd stayed on the Hellmouth for me. No other reason. She and
Jonathon could have gone anywhere. Not as if the place had great
emotional connotations for either of them. But she'd stayed, so he'd
stayed. She'd outstayed him by five years. The most beautiful seventy-
five year old woman I've ever seen, before or since. And she was
tired. Not tired of being alive, not my Wills, but tired of fighting
that body, as it aged, tired of fighting me, too, probably, as I slid
from one self-destructive game to another.
She looked at me. Don't know what she saw, aside from a twenty-seven
year old guy with dark hair and eyes, lying naked on the bed with his
fully-clothed vampire lover, streaked in the blood of last-night's
half-hearted suicide attempt. I had no body pride around Willow
anymore. I'd known her for too long, loved her for too long. She'd
picked me up off the floor, with her hands or her mind, too many
mornings, from too many unbelievably undignified positions.
Drusilla was standing behind her, making biting faces. Spike twisted
to face them, and raised a warning hand, but Willow had already
stopped the vampiress in her tracks with a cross, without even
looking back.
"Leave off, Dru. I said no eating people. Especially Willow," Spike
said patiently.
Dru pouted. "Oh, but she smells so sweet. She would've made a
beautiful princess, when she was young."
"She did." I called out. Beautiful, and sexy, and completely insane,
the vampire version of Willow that Anya had conjured up. "Leave her
alone, Dru. Go drink some bath water. " Dru disappeared, presumably
to do just that. If nothing else, I suppose we could've marketed
Xander-blood as a new vampire soft drink. An endless supply, bottled
in Sunnydale.
"It's not attached." Willow repeated, not distracted for a
minute. "We all thought it was. Assumed it was, because Angel was
still cursed. Well, not that Buffy and Angel tested it out, but we
figured, and then there was that time when the actress slipped him
that drug that made Angelus come out."
"Willow," Spike and I chanted in unison, after a lifetime of
practice, "you're babbling."
"Oh. Yeah, I guess I am. It's important, which is when I usually
babble. We all assumed it was part of the ritual of the undead, the
soul restoration spell. It wasn't. I've been playing with it for a
long time, now, translating and retranslating it. The soul-losing bit
isn't in there. It's something the Kalderash attached to *Angel*, not
part of the original spell. It's the part that wasn't on the paper,
that somebody spoke *through* me, when we gave Angel his soul back."
I slid back to lie flat in the bed and stare at the ceiling. It had
been there all along? No. No, it was too fucking easy. That would
mean all of this, all these years guarding the fucking Hellmouth--
from what, since the number of white-hats that came through here to
help was ridiculous--were wasted. Spike could have turned me when I
was twenty-two. Well, could've gotten Angel to do it. Except--those
years alive, with Spike, before I *couldn't* leave Sunnydale, were
the happiest seven years of my life. Almost. Unless you added up
every moment of first seeing Spike when he came back from wherever.
Every moment of touching Spike, or watching him shave, or licking
whipped cream off the tip of his nose.
"And you just figured this out now? Isn't that a bit too convenient?
A bit too "Passions" even for Spike's love life?" I asked bitterly.
Yeah, I can still be a mean bastard to Willow. It's part of the
Harris charm.
"No," she answered in a very small voice. "I've known since before
Giles died. He gave me the translation of the codex that finally made
me believe it, for Beltaine, ten years ago."
Ten years ago. When Spike was still here, three years before his last
and longest walkabout. When we could've been out there, in Reno, in
Borneo, in fucking Xpeelstin, wherever that is. What the hell. Okay,
not as convenient as I thought, apparently.
"And you didn't tell us because." I let the words hang in the
air,
not condemning her. She was Willow. She had to have a reason.
"Because none of us thought it would work. You're not human, Xander.
Everything anybody knew said that only a human can be turned.
You're." she trailed off.
Right, we don't know what I am, but I'm not human. Not anymore. Got
it during the first seventy-five suicide attempts, thanks.
"We didn't want to tell you that you could, if you'd only not gotten
yourself killed fifty-six years ago. That seemed like a bit of a
shitty birthday present, somehow. The most we thought might happen
would be that you'd die. Really die. So sorry we didn't let you try
it," she finally added, a bit more bravely. "Sorry if I sound like
the evil bitch-monster of death, Xander, but have a Coke and a smile
and shut the fuck up about it. People love you. Dead people love you.
Cope and deal."
Leave it to Willow to make me feel about twelve years old and six
inches tall. Lying naked in a bed with the sexiest vampire on the
planet, bar bleedin' none, as said vampire would say, and all I can
think of is, oops, I pissed off the witch again. Sorry I've been such
a weaselly little Xander of a dork, can I please crawl in a hole and
die now?
Drusilla returned to the doorway with a bowl of ice cream, covered
in what I was pretty sure wasn't strawberry syrup. Yum. To each her
own, I guess.
"Okay, I refuse to believe I'm at a disadvantage here, but I do
happen to be the only naked person around. Could somebody either give
me a blanket that *isn't* covered with blood, or start taking off
some clothes?" Spike looked like he was having a tough time making
the decision, but at last he pulled a clean blanket from the top of
the hamper next to the bed, and spread it over me. My freakin' hero.
"Thank you. Now, am I getting this straight? You say you can do the
soul-restoration spell, without the oops-I'm-a-psycho-again clause,
Willow? " She nodded. "And you, Dru, say Spike can turn me?" Loony-
girl sucked on a spoonful of ice cream, as if she had something far
more pleasant in her mouth. "Drusilla?"
"Mmmm. I think so. If not, I will, and you can be my little boy."
Oh, no, I *Don't* think so. If anybody was sucking all my blood out,
it would be Spike. Aside from which, I wanted to keep what little
sanity I had left, and I don't think Dru would make a very good
mommy. Somehow.
"So this is." I gestured around at the roomful of people who had
been
witness to my continued idiocy, some for decades at a time.
"Call it an intervention." Willow said, pulling a little glass ball
from her pocket.
"Hey, now, what if I don't want to be a vampire?" I asked, scooting
back against the headboard. Playing for time, because if this did
kill me, it would be the last time I'd see Spike's face. Which was
looking at me like I'd just flipped my lid, okay, but.
"Shut up," he said succinctly, and pushed me down to the mattress.
"Well, what about guarding the Hellmouth?" Long-delayed guilt over
*that* little item popped into my brain.
"Fuck it. You're not workin' off some penance, Xander. You've been a
goody-good guy all your life. The bleedin' Hellmouth took you away
from me in the first place, it can damn well let you go now. Fuck it."
Straight to the point, gotta give Spike that. Or anything else he
wants.
"There's two Slayers. One can roam the world, one can guard the
Hellmouth. That's probably why it happened in the first place,"
Willow babbled. "Somebody got greedy when they made you permanent
zookeeper, Xander, not that we're complaining, but.'
"Willow!" Spike cut her off. "Make with the mojo, already."
"Um, I think you have to make with the biting, first." she said, and
I swear she was blushing, although I thought she was long past that.
"Er, right. Could you lot fuck off for a mo?" Spike asked
eloquently.
And they did, and we did. Nobody ever said being turned had to be a
bad experience. Well, nobody who ever met Spike did, anyway.
***
And sometime that evening, we stuffed Drusilla in the back seat of
the DeSoto with a gallon of Rocky Road and a last-chance cooler of
Xander-blood. Which ain't bad on top of Rocky Road. Spike had put new
glass in, thank God. Y'know, mirror-shaded UV-tinted you-can-see-out-
but-the-sun-can't-see-in stuff? I'd been hoping the black spray paint
would explain his driving, but no such fuckin' luck. Like a ferret on
speed. In a burlap sack. With Spike's Party Mix, all Spike covering
the Sex Pistols, all the time, in the CD player. And we crossed the
city limit sign. Literally. Three times, once in reverse, just to
make sure he hadn't missed it. Crunch.
You want a damn list of deaths and who's who, I know, but I'm not
tying up loose ends for you. Go visit the bloody Hellmouth yourself,
if you want to know who's doing cleanup duty there now. Dru. we
returned her to her little castle, and I was right. Disney on crack,
with three massively-hung demonoids dancing attendance on the
princess. Not that I was jealous. Well, not for myself, anyway. Which
didn't come out right. I don't need three Schwarzeneggars with horns,
when I've got one Spike, with a mouth like a drunken British truck
driver and the sweetest ass in any dimension. That better?
Sometimes I think about it. Sunnydale. Willow, who died a few years
ago. It's what you do. You stay young, you watch your friends grow
old, and die. I used to think that was the curse of any kind of
immortality. But it's not. I've met vampires, ghosts, demons, things
we don't even have an English word for, and we kept spending so much
time being afraid of death, in the middle of all this twisted
evidence that it's not the end. I'm here, with Spike in my arms.
Something loves us.
We did go back to Sunnydale, for another damn funeral. Willow's.
Cleaning out her apartment, we found an empty rat cage, and a dark-
haired seventeen year old girl sleeping on the bed. How's that for a
loose end? Of course, the conversation where I tried to convince her
that A) it was sixty years or so since she'd last seen the sun, B)
I'm a vampire, which isn't actually why I look so much like the
Xander Harris she knew in high school, but it'll do, and C) I have no
particular desire to suck her blood, and she probably shouldn't keep
pointing stakes at me.that was fun. Didn't help that Spike kept
making grr-faces at her and commenting pointedly about how he'd liked
her better as a rat.
Spike and I live on the road. In Madrid. In Barcelona. In Torquay.
Occasionally, in Reno. We see Dru now and again, now that we know
how to find her. I never asked, if he still loves her. I get the
yours, mine, ours thing now too.
I don't try to kill myself anymore. Not a lot of point in that. Not
when I have a vampire next to me who's threatened to feed me my balls
on shish-kebab skewers if I try it again. Not that he would, he likes
them right where they are, but I get the point. No fun near-death
games for Xander, when there's so many fun undead ones to be played.
We keep an ear in to the Hellmouth. Professional curiosity, I
suppose, plus Amy's the closest thing I have to a contemporary,
besides Spike, who's got a century or so on me. And his leg, at the
moment, which I'm not about to move. She found herself a guy who
doesn't seem to care that she spent the early part of the twenty-
first century munching yogurt drops and squeaking. No, it's not
Buffy's great-grandson or any hokey shit like that. He's just a guy.
A reasonably nice, normal guy living on the Hellmouth with a witch
for a wife. She's pregnant though, and I'm taking bets it's Willow.
Don't give me any crap about how convenient that is. If anyone's
coming back, it's my Wills, and Amy owes her. Big time. Sixty years
of back rent and habi-trail cleaning.
I'm still a tenth grade loser, and I still get scared. In the
morning, when the sun's coming up outside and we're going to sleep,
or at least to bed, I still pull Spike's arms tight around me, and
wonder if he'll be there come nightfall. "Staying?" I'll ask, and
he'll kiss me, and say "Thought I might do, yeah." "Forever?" I have
to ask, because I'm me, and after all this time, Spike's finally
figured out the right answer. "Yeah. Shut up. Git." He never asks
me if I'm coming. First, because he knows what the answer is, and
second, I'm pretty loud about it. Sorry, was that a bit too blunt?
***
Finis
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