The pages you are about to view contain a whole mess of stuff that people under the age of consent shouldn't be reading. There's lots of hugging and kissing and the inevitable conclusion. Oh, and violence. There's also some slash. Not as much as, say, a Friday the 13th movie. And no, it's not that kind of slash, either.. I just couldn't help the joke. If you have to ask what kind of slash I'm referring to, you shouldn't be reading it. The first irate parent, teacher, religious leader, or politician that shows up on my doorstep yelling nonsensical stuff about corrupting today's youth will be kindly instructed to do unnatural things with dead goats. No offense intended toward people who do such things for fun.
Hang on a sec. Re-reading that, perhaps I haven't made myself clear. The following pages house the fanfiction of several fabulous authors (as well as a pathetic attempt or two of my own), and links to other sites that house fanfiction ('cause I couldn't steal ALL the good stories). Specifically, Buffy the Vampire Slayer fanfiction. If you are under the age of consent in your state (18 or 21), or it is illegal for you to view pages that contain R-rated or NC-17-rated fiction, or you are offended by such things, then I'm asking you very, very nicely to turn around and go back through the *other* door. The pretty illuminations one. It has pictures of my house and everything. Proceeding through this portal implies consent on your part to view the stories. Thank you for your cooperation.
See me? I'm underaged, I'm frightened by the thought of violence and kissing and hugging and S-E-X, and especially of that 'slash' thing. I'm backing toward the door right now, and I promise I won't come back here again, nor will I send out any irate parents, teachers, religious leaders, or politicians. I'm going to go to a site that's much more appropriate for me.
Did someone say violence? And kissing? And hugging? And SEX? Slash is an added bonus! Where? Where is it???