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"Get away from me!" she warned.

Leo's forehead creased. "Honey-"

"Don't you honey me, you-you-you angel person you."

"What did I do?"

"What did you do? What did you do? You did nothing!"

"So what is this all about?"

"You're never here! I hate you! I hate you!"

"You don't mean that, Piper."

Piper climbed the stairs furiously. Leo called out, "Careful there, you might slip."

"Shut up!" Piper leaned against the railing. "And if I slip, it's gonna be your fault too."

Piper went inside her room and was soon out, carrying Leo's shirts, pants and underwear. She throws it down at him. "You want to stay out? Stay out! I don't need you here!"

Leo looks down at his clothes on the floor. He throws up his hands in mock defeat. "Piper, honey…"

"I said," she screamed, "Don't you honey me!"

Leo scratches his head. "Why don't you tell me what I did wrong, Piper? Let's work this out."

"Tell you. Tell you! The fact that you don't even know!" Piper begins climbing down the stairs again. She stabs her finger into Leo's chest (might I say, what a wonderful chest it is *wink*). "You are never around for me. You always go to… to… wherever it is you go to. You come home late. You talk to women. You smile at them. You winked at a waitress."

"Hey, I never-"

"Don't interrupt me!" Leo noticed how red her face was. "You-you-you're never around."

"You said that before, honey."

"I said-"

"Okay. I'm sorry!"

"And worst of all!"

"And worst of all?"

"You don't love me anymore," she wailed.

"Awww honey, of course I do!" He embraces her.

She smiled. "Really?"

"Really, honey."

"I love it when you call me honey."

Leo's forehead creased, but he shrugged it off.

"Oh look what I've done!" She pulls away and starts to fix things. "I'm sorry, Leo. I just...lost it."

"It's okay, Piper. You look cute when you're mad." Leo wrapped his arms around her. "Don't worry about that. I'll take care of all of that, honey."

"Leo, maybe you should stop calling me honey too often."

"Ok." Leo grinned as his hands brushed the swelling of her stomach. He thought to himself, "Let the hormones begin!"