Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more!!!
I bet you they won't put this page on the internet.
I bet you they won't show this new **** page.
It's not that it's **** or ****ing controversial,
Just that the ****ing words are awfully strong.
You can't say **** on the internet,
Or $%$% or @!@! or *$%@!.
You can't even say I'd like to **** you some day
Unless you're a doctor with a very large ****.
So, I bet you they won't put this page on the internet.
I bet you they daren't ****ing well program it.
I bet you their ****ing old webpage connecters
Will think it's a load of horse ****.
Hello and welcome to the First Page! *applause* This is a HORRIFICALLY new page and I apologize to those of you who aren't finding what you want here yet. I will do my best to keep you entertained, and soon this page SHOULD be pretty interesting...
Now, on this page is where you do all the "people" stuff. Hi, how are you? That's good. Once you leave this page you're standing on, their will be no more "people stuff". So, if you have any comments, suggestions, stories, complaints, and other SPAM like that, feel free to sign my guestbook or email me firstname.lastname@example.org
Thanks again! Enjoy!
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8/1/03...Wow, it's been a LONG time since I've updated. I do apologize. I'm currently working on ze Holy Script and editing, so don't fret! :)
Fight Spam...go on, it can't fight back!
Why are you down here? There's nothing to see down here...
...Except for that...But that's beside the point! Now, I enjoy a good laugh as much as anybody...Except for my wife...and some of her friends...and Captain Johnson. Right, so most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do, but that's also beside the point. This webpage is SILLY. It is too silly for me. So, Director, when I say 'cut', I want you to go to the next page...Director...Start 'Flying'!