Mythbusters:
Ghosthunters – A Short Story
(I
do not know why this story was erased from
Fanfiction.net after it got so many good reviews, but I hope you like it.)
The employees of Carney Realty briefly
braced themselves as another boom filled the air outside their business.
Looking among each other, some of them sighed and took
a breath as one of them rolled their chair over to the window and chanced to
look out into the parking lot. There was activity all right, but no one was
going to believe it.
“What are they doing this time?” Someone
asked.
“Well,” The guy at
the window looked at their neighbors. “They got something like a large pipe
aimed like a cannon and Adam is sitting on it, straddling it, and Jaime is
firing it at something like a small airplane with no wings.”
“I don’t believe it.”
Another boom and Adam’s twisted laughter
rang out. Kari Byron jumped up laughing and clapping her hands as Grant Imahara ran with a tape measure running the distant of the
raw chicken fired through the glass windshield of the former small jet. Tory Bellucci smirked preparing more ammunition as Jamie Hyneman built up more air pressure for another shot. They
were special effects experts, but they were also TV stars who busted urban
myths, tested movie concepts and just all around explored scientific
feasibility from behind the nom de guerre of “Mythbusters,”
a team of gifted artists and engineers. Any of them might have had a huge career
with great success by themselves working behind the scenes of the movie
industry, but on this funny science show, they were each cult stars, and a
pseudo-family of friends who loved science. They did not mind the term geeks,
and where Adam and Tory were concerned, they weren’t
afraid of embarrassing themselves. They each had their own skills and talents
they brought to the show, and they were revered as
cult stars because of it.
“Well, that seems to suggest…” Adam turned
back to Jaime in his customary beret and Nordic whiskers. “That there really is
no difference between frozen or thawed.”
“Hit it again just to be sure…” Grant
beamed with his youthful exuberance shining through.
“Do we have enough chickens?” Tory mildly
acknowledged Kari the lone female Mythbuster since
Scottie had left.
“One more, gotta
use them up…” Adam watched as Tory reloaded the raw chicken into another
Styrofoam sabot to keep the chicken secure in the pipe and pushed it inside the
pipe. Adam was grinning like a kid, Jaime studied his connection blasting the
chickens with compressed air and Kari stepped back glad she was a vegetarian.
After all the pig parts and dead chickens used on this show, she just could not
see them as food ever again.
“Reloading…” Jamie lightly smiled and
readied the trigger release. “And firing in… three, two, one…”
He released the compressed air.
There was no boom, just a faint hissing.
“What happened?” Grant leaned over and
checked the connections.
“It looks like we burst a connection on
that one.” Jamie studied his creation. “I need more sealant.”
“I’m on it.” Grant turned on his heel and
lightly braced to keep from running over Kari. M-5 Industries was the two-story
warehouse location which served as the affectionately
named Mythbusters Headquarters. It had two work
areas, seven offices, a full basement and enough storage space for years of
former creations and old projects. It also held Jamie’s old inventions and
every tool possible for creating virtually anything. He jaunted at a brisk pace
through the back work bay into the main work area for the sealant Adam needed
and turned back the way he had come, knocking a few tools over in his haste.
Rolling his eyes briefly at that clumsy accident, he picked up the loose tools
and set them back up on the counter then turned again. As he turned, he heard
one of them hit the floor again. Not one to be reprimanded for leaving tools on
the floor, he turned, picked up the stray wrench in
his left hand and turned away again.
It hit the floor again.
Stopping at the threshold of the back bay, he turned and looked at it. It was in plain sight.
Laying right in the walkway. One of Jamie’s rules was
absolutely to tools on the floor where they could be stepped
on, broken or lost. Those rules were set in stone. Another brief gasp
and he stepped over and placed the silver-plated wrench a bit further from the
edge of the work counter, about three feet away from where it was falling.
Knowing the others were waiting on him, Grant finally turned back to return
outside to the chicken cannon. Behind him, he heard the wrench hit the floor
from behind him and he stopped and looked back.
It was then he realized that that was not
normal.
2
“Anyone see my three-quarters wrench?”
Jaime was working on a device to remotely drive a car
to break a steel cable. He looked over his wrenches and tools before them as
Grant looked up, around and continued on the automatic firing mechanism for the
rifle in another myth. Away in her own world listening to music through head phones, Kari was hard at work sculpting a fake dog out
of polyurethane foam for an animal myth as Jamie came behind her, looked over
her work area and then continued searching through the shop. Grant was oddly
silent as he applied simple robotics to his creation. Things had been vanishing
around here and he wasn’t sure why because they were
all so diligent with tools and equipment. A pin to the wood
lathe, Tory’s coffee mug, Adam’s spare eyeglasses and the keys to the junked
out myth mobile used in numerous myths had all gone missing among objects.
Adam thought they had an animal trapped in the shop like a raccoon or even a raven stealing things, but Jamie refused to believe
that. He was getting short-tempered and quick to get upset with the things
vanishing. Kari and Tory exchanged glances then looked at him getting even more
upset.
“I’ll just use the vise-grips.” Jamie gave
up and returned to his work.
“Jamie…” Adam stepped out from the second
story and stood at the top of the stairs. “Discovery Channel’s on the phone.”
“I’ll get it down here.” The one in the
beret looked up to him and jogged lightly down the main bay toward the main
doors but instead veered through the double doors for the downstairs phone.
Grant looked up to Jamie vanishing through the doors and turned toward Kari
sculpting. He smiled at bit at her warm beauty and effervescent nature glad to
have her as a friend and adjusted the torque for his invention then decided he
needed a new spring.
“I gotta replace
a spring….” He announced holding up his part. “Are you going to be okay by
yourself?”
She didn’t
respond. Her mind was trapped in the lyrics of Jesse
McCarthy. Once more musing on her mind set, Grant
checked the length of the spring he was trying to use and set off the get a
better one. Behind him, Kari was humming the lyrics to “Beautiful Soul” and
dreaming herself away to a world where she and a certain young pop star were
the only ones within a million miles. It was just something about young male
singers with blonde hair and she was fifteen again and a mere girl again away
from lusty fans, inappropriate e-mails and bagfuls of fan mail. She had the
soul of an artist that belonged back in the Renaissance of Medieval Europe.
“Grant,” She pulled her headphones down and
grinned at her fake Chihuahua. “What do you think?” She looked to where he once
was and quickly realized she was by herself. Looking around the room, she
acknowledged her surroundings and beamed over her little
creation and felt a bit like a goddess to have created such a perfect
lifelike thing. She leaned and scrutinized it a bit
and thought she’d scrape a bit more from the neck area to create muscle tones
and then jerked her head back up to Jamie’s motorized soda machine parked in
the corner. There had been a noise from the sodas in it sliding against each
other. Brushing her long red locks from her face, she leaned forward again to
her creation.
For some reason, her eyes turned back to
the machine. Was there someone in here watching her? She had the feeling she
was not alone. For some reason, there was a nagging feeling that she was being watched. Her eyes scanned for another person
around her and she took her precision knife to adjust her sculpture. As she
started to carve once more, her eyes looked to the soda machine again. The
sodas in it slid together again and a cold breeze embraced her, setting the
hair on the back of neck at attention. Her eyes slowly toward the main entrance
without turning her head and she pretended to be carving.
“Hey…”
Kari’s voice screamed and Tory jumped back
from her, his hands up to defend himself after
touching her shoulder. She was clutching her chest breathing quickly. Grant and
Jamie stepped into view from different far corners and Adam re-appeared at the
top of the stairs. They looked to see if anything was wrong then slowly began
retreating once they were sure everything was all right.
“I was just going to say I was getting
Chinese take-out!” Tory replied quickly in one breath. “Do you want an egg
roll?”
“No…” Kari stepped back catching her
breath.
“Are you okay?” Tory asked her suspiciously
thinking something was wrong.
“Yeah, nothing, it’s just….” Kari dropped
her knife and took a deep breath. “I don’t know why but I am getting the creeps
in here.” She lowered her voice and leaned in far enough to whisper. “I think
someone else is in here.”
“Where?”
“I don’t know.” Kari turned her innocent
brown eyes up to him. “It’s just that I….” She stopped mid-sentence. “It’s just
nothing.” She grinned realizing she had just been spooking herself.
“All right…” Tory backed from her sharing
her good mood. They had a good laugh and parted once more briefly. Kari’s
fingers reached for her knife to fine tune her sculpture and started thinking
how well it would look by the phone in her apartment after the myth was filmed. Her fingertips poked through space and her eyes
looked around and under her fake dog. Her knife was missing.
Her jaw dropped and Kari looked into the
direction Tory had left her. Retracing his path, he was standing before Grant
and taking his lunch order.
“One more time…” Grant repeated himself. “Shrimp and rice with an egg roll and dipping sauce on the side.”
“Why’d you take my knife?” Kari asked
blatantly.
“What knife?”
“The knife I was carving with.” Kari
continued. “I was using it.”
“I’m off to get food.” Tory answered. “I’m
not doing anything that requires a knife.”
“Look, it was there, now it’s not.”
“Maybe you dropped it.” Grant interjected.
“Come here…” Kari wanted to show them where
she was working. “If I had dropped it, I think I’d noticed….” She stopped where
she was and looked at her fake dog. Perched in its mouth was the precision
knife as an offering.
3
What Grant had first noticed, everyone else
was starting to figure out. Odd mystifying occurrences were starting to happen
with increased regularity, but as yet, no one was really trying to figure out
if they were all connected, or if they were even truly happening. Tory had been
next to experience something when he heard Kari calling for him from across the
shop, but when he went to see what she wanted, she was no
where to be found. Adam even reminded him that Kari had not come in that
day; she had a dental appointment.
Later that same day, Adam was in the
woodworking room working the lathe and he glimpsed a figure coming into the
room behind him. He acknowledged the person, finished what he was doing and
then held up his wood piece for a second opinion and realized that he was
talking to empty space. He would walk away from the room chuckling at himself for seeing things.
The day after, Kari looked to recognize who
was coming down the stairs behind her, but when she arched her head, she
realized there was no one in the room with her, yet, the sound of footsteps
were still coming closer to her and then drifting away as if they had passed
her and were moving away. Grant had heard the same footsteps as well and as
they compared notes, they blamed Tory for trying to scare them, a claim he
vehemently denied, but then he revealed he’d had experiences as well, like
hearing Kari around when she was not there and seeing a presence that vanished
when he tried to find it. As the trio started comparing notes and making
whispers, they wondered who to go with it. Looking for someone to talk to, Tory
would be cooking a burrito at the local market down the block from the shop
when he looked up and recognized someone he used to talk to all the time. Her
name was Scottie Chapman, and she had done relative metal design for one season
of Mythbusters before moving on ward to other life
plans. Having pumped her gas for her vehicle, it was possible a chance meeting
for them to see each other again off the show and away from M-5. Heartfelt
grins greeted each other as they once again met, and Scottie gave Tory a quick
kiss out of friendship.
“How you doing?”
“Surviving…” Scottie stroked her
shoulder-length blonde hair back. “How’s everyone?”
“Well…” Tory lightly bobbed his head as he
leaned on the condiment counter. “Kari’s got a new hair color, Adam has hair
now and Jamie’s stache is bigger… You really ought to
come by and say hello sometime.”
“I’ll try, but, busy, busy, busy…” Scottie
paid for her diet soda and twisted the cap off for a sip.
“Yeah…” Tory briefly reminisced some of
their fun together on the show then asked the question he really wanted to ask.
“Scottie,” He paused for a second. “When you worked for the shop, did you ever
experience something weird?”
“You mean besides Jamie’s stache?” She kidded a bit.
“No, I mean…” Tory hoped he didn’t sound or come off as an idiot. “Voices from nowhere,
things moving, sounds of non-existent people, sensations of being watched….” He
drew quietly serious.
“Wait,” Scottie once more stroked her hair
back behind her ear. “Do you think there’s a ghost at M-5?”
“Forget I said anything….” Tory wanted to
get out of this discussion and abort this line of talking. He started to turn
away, but Scottie tugged him back by his left arm.
“Wait a second…” Scottie encouraged him to
turn to face him. “You know, I consider myself a very spiritual person, and if
you think there’s a ghost at the shop, I believe you. Now, I never saw anything
there while I was there, but maybe I didn’t pay enough
attention to notice. However, from what I understand about ghosts, they don’t
like being ignored and they’ll keep trying to get noticed until they are, and
then….”
“Then what?”
“They get even more active.” Scottie
continued. Tory could only sigh at that response and wondered how he was going
to tell Jamie that that he thought the place was haunted. Maybe if he was
lucky, Grant or Kari would them. Grant was a bit more believable than him and wasn’t the comedian he was, plus Kari had the
seniority over them both. The day would go on and the three of them would
continue to whisper their experiences and compare notes, but pretend to look confused
or bewildered around Adam when a screeching noise came from an empty part of
the room or an unused and unplugged piece of equipment suddenly started up.
Kari would be first to abscond the shop that day,
saying she had to get her water bill paid before the water department closed.
Tory would leave next to go pick up more supplies but asked if he could bring
it in the next morning. Jamie would let Grant go after him as long as he closed
up and locked up the back on his way out. Alone in the building after the
research staff departed, Adam and Jamie had a few promos to film for Discovery
Channel and then the customary closing routine of lights, equipment check and
the regular orderly brief inventory before dismissing themselves. M-5 was now
being known for being more intimidating at night when the lights were shut off and the few pieces of light came from emergency lights, exit
signs and the motorized soda machine with tank treads on it.
“Have you noticed anything weird going on
around here?” Adam was at the fuse box turning off the lights in the main bay.
“Weird things, huh…” Jamie mused with a
youthful gleam to his eyes. “Like someone putting a bottle of soda in the wood
lathe.”
“Darn that Tory…” Adam laughed under breath
and found another person to blame for his personal shenanigans. “Actually, I
mean more like the sensations of being watched and the sounds of someone we
can’t see for a change.”
“You mean our resident poltergeist?” Jamie
answered frankly. Adam looked at him with surprised awe that he was actually
confirming it.
“I heard about him ages ago when I got the
shop but didn’t believe in it.” Jamie continued his confession as they walked
out the main hallway instead of the still open front bay. “I never thought
ghosts existed anyway so I never paid attention to it. I just figured there’s a
logical explanation about it.”
“I think our little Myth team is becoming
aware of it.” Adam paused by Jamie in the cold night air tinted with the taste
of the San Francisco Bay and adjusted his fedora. The mustached one in the
beret pulled down the doors to the main bay and commenced with locking it up
for the night. “They’ve been sharing things between them, and I’ve been seeing
and hearing things myself.”
“What do you want to do about it?”
“Well,” Adam postured a bit and turned up
his head to his best friend, a person he considered his brother. “I’d like to
get some experts here, ghost experts for a change, and have them
tell us if this is all for real, or if there’s a more rational explanation.”
“Okay…” Jamie took all of a second to mull
it over. “But two provisos… One, I don’t want our clients finding out; I don’t
want Discovery Channel learning about it unless I can truly help it, and two, I
don’t want it in the media. Last thing I want is for the fans of the show
getting another reason to want to visit the place.”
“Didn’t you turn out that light?” Adam
arched his head up to the second floor light after realizing the parking lot
was brighter than usual.
“Yeah…” Jamie noticed the light on in the
conference room above them. “It probably didn’t take. I go get it.”
“Want me to go with you into the big old
darkened building?” Adam responded humorously condescending.
“No,” Jamie thought of Adam as an annoying
little brother he just wanted to slap around. “I can
get up there and back a lot quicker if I don’t have to drag you along.” He
proved he was not as stiff as he sometimes seemed. A light smirk from his own
comment and he was through the door and back inside dashing deeply into the
darkened maw of the shadowy structure with only his memory of the layout to
guide him. Standing outside by himself, Adam postured a bit on his feet and
drew silent for the moment pulling out a packet of beef jerky from his jacket
pocket and taking out the last piece. Crumbling the trash into his pocket, he
popped the light snack into his mouth and chewed on it, turning his head up and
looking to the light pouring out over the parking lot. M-5 was a little spooky
at night as the shadows drew longer and the city sounds became stifled. A distant
ambulance cried out from the direction of Oakland. Lightly adjusting his
fedora, he cleared his throat, shifted his weight to his other leg and looked
up again to catch the figure in the window.
It wasn’t Jamie.
It was a dark-haired figure, definitely male,
slight of frame and nearly scrawny with thin features, large soulful eyes,
short hair that looked like it had been combed with an egg-beater and a white
shirt merely draped over his nearly skeletal body. He looked as if he had been
sick a long time, but as he saw Adam, he stepped backward from the window and
the room went black. The meat snack in his mouth lodged in his throat. A moment
later, there was a sound from downstairs hallway and Jamie’s shadow stumbled
through the darkness coming toward him and pulled shut the door to close and
lock it.
“And that’s that…” He again checked the
upstairs window then looked to Adam. “What’s the matter? You look as if you’d
seen a ghost.”
“I think I did….” Adam barely answered. He
had swallowed his snack without chewing it.
4
Jamie had not seen a thing, and he had
actually looked into the room before switching off the light. There was no one
in the room, and no one could have gone past him in the narrow upstairs
hallway. That evening on his own free time, he borrowed his wife’s laptop and started searching for accredited paranormal agencies in
his area and started mentally eliminating them left and right as he
checked their websites. The Bay Area Ghosthunters
Club didn’t sound professional, and the San Francisco
Paranormal Agency didn’t have an updated e-mail address. The Oakland Ghost
Society sounded interested, but they didn’t have that
sort of expertise in serious examinations, but they did have a list of the top
ghost societies in the country. The Hollywood Paranormal Research Agency based
in Los Angeles was closest, but they were having funding problems. The Collinsport Ghost Society all the way in Maine was
unavailable; they were on an examination all the way down in Australia. Down
the coast from them was the Atlantic Paranormal Society out of Warwick, Rhode
Island. Grant knew these guys; they had their own
series on a rival network and also appeared in many of the same cable sci-fi
fanfares as the Mythbusters to meet and greet their
common fans. It seemed like the best bet; with their common ties and past,
Jamie felt he could trust theses guys
to keep the whole experience out of the media. He hit their website and sent a
message through their e-mail. When Brenda Schuster their computer assistant and
secretary reviewed the messages the next day, she printed the message and
caught her bosses and the TAPS founders at lunch between their jobs as plumbers
and careers as ghost hunters.
“Guys…” Brenda looked to her bosses. “We
just got an e-mail from a famous TV personality - Jamie Hyneman.”
“What?” Grant looked to Jason Hawes with a
French fry in his lips. “You mean like Mythbusters
Jamie Hyneman?” He licked ketchup from his fingers.
Endowed with the dashing look of a Hollywood leading man, he and his best
friend Jason Hawes had founded TAPS. His best friend, Jason Hawes, was big guy with a baldhead and the posture of an action star or
sports hero but filled with the heart of a father and family man. They were
both family men from the same mold. Plumbers by trade, they had fixed two
sinks, snaked three drains, installed a dishwasher and replaced a septic unit
all before lunch and were now relaxing.
“Uh-huh…” Brenda excitedly nodded. “He
thinks they might have a ghost.”
“Oh, we can’t pass that up…” Jason reached
for the message just a bit more excited and looked over the description.
“Objects moving, sounds, poltergeist activity, feelings of being watched, an
apparition… It’s the mother lode!!”
“We can’t turn this down.” Grant wiped
hamburger juice and ketchup from his fingers to handle the printed e-mail.
“I’ve always wanted to visit their place and to hear they might have a
presence, that’s like getting a printed invitation to the Playboy Mansion!”
“Yeah,” Jason reflected like a young boy.
“I’m sure Kari Byron would love to hear you put it like that.” He smiled a bit
as Grant chuckled a bit too.
“Problem is…” Grant took and read their
printed e-mail. “How will our guys act when they get there? We’ve been the
Stanley Hotel and Jim Henson Studios, but this place is practically a TV icon…”
“I trust the guys…” Jason looked to Grant
then back to Brenda. “They’ve always been responsible…”
Almost on cue, the guys
came in through the rear entrance. Brian Harnois came
in first wearing his baseball cap, leather jacket and tan khakis but he was
drenched up to his waist in muddy water and sloshing through the room in wet
sneakers. His companions were in the same conditions. Tech manager Steve Gonsalves wandered in drenched through his jeans bringing
their gear with Dave Tango bringing up the rear. Dave was drenched head to toe.
Wet hair, wet jeans, wet shirt and streaked with mud
from his back down to his boots. Brian stopped at the mini-fridge in the room
and pulled out a can of Pepsi to tip to his lips. He glared back to Steve with
a look of annoyance. Brenda covered her face from the smell and turned out of
the room.
“I’ve got to hear this story.” Jason was
stifling a laugh.
“How was Underground Norwich, guys?” Grant
wondered about their trip to a buried city in Vermont. Dave wasn’t
talking. He was upset. Steve looked to Brian and Brian looked at him tipping
back his soda.
“You going to tell
him?” Brian spoke with declared frustration.
“Well,” Steve looked to the food on the
table then to Jay then to Grant. “Apparently, the Loudon’s forgot to tell us
that when it rains the caves fill up with rain water. We saved all the gear,
but we almost lost Tango.”
“Yes,” Dave was still shaking water out of
his ears. “You guys almost left me behind. One minute, I’m
bringing up the rear, the next… I’m treading water.
Didn’t you hear me screaming?”
“That was you?” Brian looked up with his
boyish good looks. “I thought that was Stephanie’s ghost.” He looked to Jason
and Grant chuckling at their ordeal.
“I doubt the Loudon’s knew about the rain.”
Steve gasped and took a breath of air. “It washed in fast and veered through
the first low bend down that side tunnel away from the structures. God knows
where it went next.”
“I think it veered into an underground lake
into the river.” Dave peeled off his favorite jacket and dropped a small trout
wriggling on the floor. “The undertow was horrible!”
“I saved you, didn’t I?” Brian gasped
between sips of his drink. “Anyway, I think we got some good EVP and images. I
think they’re definitely haunted. I just want to get
showered and changed before hitting all the footage.”
“Great, fine…” Grant looked to Jason then
back to their guys. “But first, guys…” He heard them
sloshing and squishing in unison. “We got a call to come to San Francisco,
Jamie Hyneman at M-5 Industries…”
“Are you serious?” Steve removed his cap to
a head full of wet hair.
“They got a ghost?” Dave asked the
question.
“Probably,” Jason postured a bit and wiped
his face from his lunch. “But professionalism as usual, maybe more so given the
circumstances, this is all going to be kept secret from the public.”
Their crew expressed complete
understanding.
“Brian,” Jay slipped into boss mode. “If
you met Kari Byron, do you think you could behave yourself?”
“Sure!” Brian wondered what he was basing this
on. “When have I not?”
“You can say that now,” Grant added. “But
can you mean it.”
“Of course…” He reacted after being put on the spot.
“Okay,” Jason turned and called into
Brenda’s direction. “Send a message to the Hyneman
and book a date. Tell him we can do it.”
“Check.”
“Another thing…” Grant looked to them.
“What is that smell?”
Steve and Dave looked to Brian, but Brian
looked at Steve. Steve just took a deep breath and lowered his head.
“I don’t even what to know.”
5
Working around two busy network schedules
to conduct a secret examination was difficult, but eventually it was planned for an early winter date before snow started
falling. A few more things happened and passed and two TAPS vans finally
departed Warwick, Rhode Island for 1628 Missouri Avenue in the Bay City. A
certain member of the TAPS crew did not fly, plus the
drive allowed for appearances and possible future investigations along the way.
In Cleveland, they had a choice between Franklin Castle and the Drury Mansion.
They came close to Hickory Hill in Illinois. Paolo High School in Kansas would
be willing to have them and then Stoddard House over in Utah turned out to be
just interesting enough for a stop. Cruising into San Francisco close to the
bay, Brian looked out trying to see Alcatraz and tried to imagine being trapped
in its walls or trying to escape through the cold bay. Dave pulled out his
handy guide to the ghosts of California and started describing a few of the
over fifty haunts within the vast city. Grant was wondering about the Brookdale Inn south of town. It had been so over-exposed in
the media, but he really wanted wondered if it was worth its salt. Checking his
map, Jason waved at fans recognizing the TAPS fan and circled
the block before turning the back way into the Mythbusters
lot. Kari Byron looked up from putting explosives on a beer keg. Grant Wilson
looked from the van to Tory with a grin, and Tory gritted his teeth trying to
focus his vision against the sun and shielded his eyes toward the bald guy emerging first from the head van.
“Adam, Jamie…” Jason reached his feet first
and shook the hands of the Mythbusters. “Good to meet
you.” He introduced his team. Upon stretching their legs again, Steve tapped
Brian by the shoulder and pointed out Kari in her black t-shirt and jeans out
in the lot behind the shop. There was a flash of light, the sound of laughing
and a beer keg shot up into the air twenty feet and crashed back to earth.
“Don’t mind them…” Jamie replied. “They’re
on their break.”
“Why don’t you give us a tour?” Grant spoke
next.
“For you and only you…” Jamie’s whiskers
bristled as he turned. It was the loosest TAPS team for this investigation.
Dave Tango and Brian Harnois turned to the back of
their van to start unloading gear. Steve followed behind Jason and Grant to
judge camera positions for filming the location in case anything happened
tonight. The Hyneman accompanied by the Savage
strolled through the front bay of the shop in a discussion of the activity occurring the location.
“Truth be told,”
Jamie started off. “The previous owner who owned the place confessed the place
was haunted, but he never went into particulars.” He paused passing by an
explosive decompression tank and the swinging sword rig to the work bay at the
end of the shop. “His belief for that seemed solely based on the fact that
someone had died here.” He commented matter-of-frankly.
“You’d be surprised how many people think
they’re haunted just because someone died on location.” Jason replied as he
panned over the confused and cluttered shop. There were umpteen projects going
on between myths in process, myths in status, myths that had yet to be cleaned up and then the regular movie projects that M-5
was regularly undertaking.
“In here,” Jaime looked up through his glasses, his black beret perched at a tilt on his bald head.
“We’ve had probably the most experiences. We’re busy the most in here and out
there…” He pointed through double doors to the back work bay where the rear
garage doors were open and lighting up the far room beyond them. “We’ve heard
sounds of people when no one should be here, noises from the machine…” He
pointed to the soda machine on tank treads. “Objects have been moved that
shouldn’t be moved. I’m very particular where things
are left and with twenty to fifty projects going on at one tome,
I don’t like this stuff being moved around. Kari has a hard time working in
here nowadays; she feels as if she’s being watched at times.”
“I think I saw a figure in here a few days
ago.” Adam interjected while Steve and Jason discussed a good place to put a
camera.
“This figure…” Grant wondered. “Was it
shadowy, partial or almost real?”
“I couldn’t say.” Adam was far from his
comedian status for the moment. He liked ghost stories, but he wasn’t sure if he wanted to live one. “I was working over
there as this figure passed quickly next to me just out the corner of my eye.
I’d say it was between shadowy and physical.”
Jason looked intrigued by that description.
His left eyebrow went up.
“I’ll show you upstairs.” Jamie led the way
as he motioned to the stairs at the corner off the work area
up to the second floor. The stairs headed up to a long hallway running
the length of the downstairs garage.
“Not a lot up here, but we’ve felt a few
things.” Jamie continued. “The room at the end there is our planning and
drafting room and for some reason it’s been cold a lot lately even if the
thermostat reads it should be hot. A shadow has passed along this wall and the
sound of footsteps has been heard through here. I’ve heard it and Jess heard it. She got
so spooked by it that she chose to stop working here. Discovery Channel let her
off her contract quietly by claiming they weren’t interested in her.”
“I think Dave Tango had a crush on her.”
Jason absorbed the stories being thrown at him like a
sponge. “What about the rooms under here?”
“That’s woodworking and metal shop and
opposite the hall are our computer graphics offices and administrative office,
break room and rest rooms.” Adam leaned against the wall pretending to be nonchalant
as he rubbed his sandy blonde hair. “We don’t get as much through there, but
Grant said he felt someone pass him through there and Tory said he heard the
toilet flush when no one was in the men’s room.”
“Toilet flushing?”
Grant lifted his head up. “That’s unique. We could definitely look at that.”
“This a very
interesting and eclectic place.” Jason observed. “Okay, I’ll have my guys start
setting up equipment and as soon as your people are ready, my people will take
over and try to see what we can find.”
“And you guys are keeping this all under
wraps, right.” Jamie asked the question.
“Once the fans start thinking we have
ghosts, we don’t want them thinking we’re going after a new bunch of myths.”
Adam postured a bit on his feet.
“My guys are entirely professional.” Jason
insisted.
“This is like so
cool…” Brian looked at his autograph from Kari Byron in his appointment book.
“My wife will never believe me.” The Junior Mythbusters
stood in front of M-5 standing around the TAPS vans.
“No, thank you, Brian…” Kari had Brian’s
autograph in her sketchpad with Dave’s and Steve’s. “My husband tapes all your
episodes. He TIVOs you guys all the time.”
“I missed you at the last Comics
Convention.” Grant Imahara signed Dave Tango’s
notepad. “What was the deal with Yvette Fielding and you guys?”
“We just wanted to discuss the hoax
accusations that she and Most Haunted were always being accused with,
but she took it personally.” Dave loaned Imahara his
pen for an autograph.
“So, I’ve been thinking…” Tory leaned on
the TAPS van while wearing a TAPS cap. “If I get a chance to visit Rhode
Island, can I follow you guys on an investigation? I mean, after working with Kari, I ready for
something less stressful….”
The redhead pinched his ear for that.
6
The sky started turning gray and the clouds
started forming overhead by early evening. Steve was routing cameras and Brian
was running lines. Unlike the Collinsport Ghost
Society, they did not have the luxury of wireless cameras, the kind where each
had a separate signal to the computer in the van, but then, neither
Jason or Grant had a rich New England family behind them like William
Collins. On the other hand, Collins, Barnette and his
team did not have a successful TV series on a major cable network so it all
balanced out. From the van, Dave was telling Steve when the camera angles were
perfect over the back work bay. Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson were plotting stragedy. It wasn’t a big place,
but they wanted to plan their examination. He and Grant would take the front bay
and work their way upstairs while Brian and Steve would come through the back,
come in behind them and take the bottom floor. It was only twenty minutes until
seven and the weather had turned the block into night. Grant Wilson felt a drop
of rain hit his head from an otherwise empty sky. Perfect weather for a ghost
to show itself he thought. A random sparse array of drops hit the dry asphalt
around him in random places. Steve and Brian hastened to cover some wires and
Jason aimed his gaze skyward ready to face the rain-gods than the gods of the
dead.
“Grant Steven Wilson, the date is November
13, 2007, we are doing a private investigation of M-5
Industries owned by Jamie Hyneman of the Mythbusters TV series from Discovery Channel, a
rival network…” The senior ghost hunter started taping his investigation. Jason
had an EMF detector while the camera Grant had used a heat sensor that
videotaped in the heat spectrum. Bathed in blue to violet light, he maneuvered
through the shop with objects glowing in the soft green pallor of room
temperature.
“So, from what I figured,” Jason thought
aloud as he passed through the front bay. “The most things happen on the first
floor where the most equipment is. EMF is steady about 1.5 through here…” He
paused listening to the rain pattering on the roof above. When he started
approaching the back work bay, he stopped moving and swayed backward to check
something.
“It just jumped to three and back again.”
Grant stopped and looked around aiming his
camera. There was nothing standing out to him. Jason took a few steps back and
duplicated his route.
“Nothing that time.”
“Probably just a blip.”
Grant shined around the soda machine. The light was a brilliant white to him,
but the hatch where the drinks popped up was deep purple. So far, so good, he
figured. He waved his hand up the window overhead expecting a breeze, but
despite the weather outside, the room temperature never wavered. Maybe that was odd. Wouldn’t
the cold rain on the window start cooling the air inside? Jason had stepped
away motioning back toward the staircase to head upstairs. Even with the power
shut off, they were not in complete darkness. Emergency lights and exit signs
prevented them from having full darkness. They were not going to be walking
into and knocking over things – something the Hyneman
was likely going to appreciate.
“This is one non-responsive ghost they
have.” He commented.
“I wonder where they hide when we show up.”
Grant came up behind Jason on the stairs. At the top landing, they passed the
camera set up to tape the room underneath them. Jason glanced into the first
room on the left ready to hit the room at the end where Adam had seen the
nighttime presence. When Grant panned the length of the hallway, he suddenly
jerked his camera view back to the end of the corridor. For just a split
second, he had seen a shape bob out of view from the room at the far end.
“I think I saw something…” He started
rewinding.
“Where?”
“In the room at the end of the hall…” He
began researching for the image they had seen. “It looked like someone leaning
into view.” He found the section of footage he wanted and replayed it. As he
and Jay watched, they watched the edge of the doorframe bob and weave as if
another shape was coming out of it.
“Is that a figure?”
“Shine the heat sensor on it.” Jason guided
Grant hand to the direction of the shadow.
“Wait, where was it?” His hand was blindly
panning the hall both long shot and close-up. “I can’t find it. Where was it
again?”
“Wait?” Jason cocked his head upward. “Is
that music?”
“I hear it too.” He lifted his
walkie-talkie. “Steve, guys, can you hear music?” The device just crackled.
“Jason, was that you?” Steve heard his
walkie-talkie crackle to life trying to hear who was trying to talk to him, but
it didn’t want to work. He and Brian were coming in
through the back work bay, maneuvering through tools and incomplete metal
projects. They shared a look between them as they came through the doors into
the main work bay at the bottom of the stairs.
“Guys!”
Grant stood at the top of the stairs and called to them. “Did you hear music?”
“What kind of music?” Brian asked.
“Any kind of music…”
“No.”
Grant looked around defeatedly
and stepped back into the top hall. He knew he had heard it. Jason had had
heard it too. It was too distant to identify, but he could definitely note the
tinkling noise of the tune being played from over
their heads. Brian looked toward familiar Mythbusters
paraphernalia. He poked his gaze over a crate marked for pig intestines and
noticed it was empty. The skeleton from the original Pop Rocks myth was wearing
sunglasses and a cap. He strolled past the soda machine with tank treads and
stopped to tape footage around the Van Der Graaf generator. If anything had an EMF reading around it,
it would.
“Hey, look…” Steve tapped Brian and pointed
behind them. “Plywood glider.”
“I remember that one.” Brian felt like a
kid here. “Was that one busted or confirmed?”
“Busted.”
Steve was strolling toward the double doors into woodworking. Outside the room,
Buster the crash-test dummy sat in a chair on duty. He rubbed the life-size
figure’s head passing the burned and battered dummy while Brian lightly popped
the thing as if to get his attention. Standing briefly in the room, they panned
the room with their camera and gear.
“What was your favorite episode?” Steve
looked to Brian’s shadow.
“Exploding jawbreaker.
Yours?”
“Exploding implants… Wait.” He stopped
where he was and looked through the open doors of the woodworking rooms to the
corridor on the far side. “I saw a shadow.”
“Is someone there?” Brian asked out loud. Nothing answered them. Pointing his camera back to
Brian, Steve started mouthing directions with hand gestures to sneak up on who
ever had just passed them.
“Was that you we saw in the doorway?” Above
their heads in the planning room, Grant sat in a chair facing Jason. Sitting in
the dark room with just their shadows for company and several dozen prospective
myth plans, they asked and posed questions to the darkness. “If you died here,
why do you still return?” They waited a few minutes with their audio recorders
going.
“That’s a good question…” Jason agreed
whispering. “According to Collins, ghosts aren’t interested in their resting
places or where they died. They’re more interested in
where they lived. His theory is that they exist where they left the most of
their own life energies.”
“William likes listening to himself.” Grant
took a deep breath. “He’s a writer, not a ghost hunter. He likes guiding field
research instead of getting dirty in fieldwork. Besides, what
about all the haunted cemeteries out there?”
“Good question.” Jason whispered back and
drew quiet once more. “He’s a nice guy despite his money. Last we talked, he promised us an examination of his ancestral
estate.”
“Do you realize how many ghosts that place
is said to have? It’s supposed to be almost fifty!” Grant responded under
breath. He looked around the roof and listened to the rain outside wavering and
washing over the roof above them. “If you are here, why won’t you reveal
yourself to us?” He spoke aloud to the room.
“Can you move the papers on the counter?”
“I want to steal one of Collins’ tricks.”
Grant stood whispering with his audio recorder. “Let’s leave audio recording up
here on voice activated and go downstairs for a while.”
“I won’t tell if you won’t.” Jason reacted
equally humorous. It was just barely past eight and they had
two hours before Adam and Jamie returned to lock up the shop for the
night. Trying not to take the same route twice, they retraced their paths,
crossed each other in the downstairs corridor twice and even did a
reconnaissance of the outside perimeter after it stopped raining. From the back work bay area, Jason suddenly recalled the recorder
going in the conference room and went to check it. With it turning itself on
and off, it would not waste a lot of tape and it would have any recorded EVPs
on it at all within a few seconds of each other. Upon retrieving it, Jason
looked at the tape and started rewinding it. Looking back to Grant, he pushed
PLAY. There was the sounding of humming through the white noise of the
location.
“What did that?” Grant wondered out loud.
“Something running in the building I
guess.” Jason held it up to his ear. “No, wait… it’s the recorder taping itself
running.”
“But it wouldn’t voice activate to tape
itself coming on…” Grant pointed out. “Something had to activate it first.”
“Why are you here?” A distorted whispering
voice came from the machine.
Jason cocked his head up in surprise.
Grant’s eyes shone like a kid on Christmas. They had an EVP! Electronic Voice
Pattern was the phenomenon where voices imprinted on recording devices from out
of the air. Maybe there was another noise that had turned on the device
earlier, but it hadn’t taped, or maybe just maybe
someone on sight had been up here. They couldn’t be
sure, but it did make for a good investigation and a promising reveal.
“Play that back.”
Grant asked. Jason hit the REWIND button and PLAY again.
“Why are you here?” The distant murky voice
again tried to reach out from the white noise on the tape.
“Maybe one of the guys was up here.” Jason
tried contacting his other guys with his
walkie-talkie. “Steve, Brian...” His transmitter just squawked and played
static back at him.
“What’s wrong with that thing?” Grant took
it to change frequency. “It was working before we got here.” He changed to
another frequency and back again. “Brian, Steve… Dave?!”
“What’s up, guys?” Dave sat in the van
watching the video as it recorded and monitored the signals being
recorded. Munching on Fritos and drinking coffee from a thermos, he
picked up his walkie-talkie and spoke to Grant. “Not much happening, eh.”
“Well, now, I wouldn’t say that…” Jason
postured a bit on his feet, checking his watch by the scant light streaming
into the upstairs conference room. “Something in here is keeping us from
reaching Brian and Steve. “
“We’re out here by the van getting fresh
batteries.” Brian reached up from behind Dave and took his walkie-talkie to
talk to Jason. Upstairs, Jason made a face at Grant wondered what was going on
here.
“What’s up?” Brian asked.
“Nothing, we’ll tell you on the analysis.”
Jason scratched his ear and tiredly rubbed the grains of sleeplessness from his
face. “Let’s start wrapping it up.”
“Whoa…” Dave Tango stopped short from
sipping his coffee. “Jay, when you said that, monitor
three shut off on the top of the stairs. You’re upstairs right?”
“Yeah, but we’re not at the stairs yet.”
Jay and Grant left the conference room and started down the corridor for the
stairs in the main workshop. Stepping out on to the top landing, Grant found
the camera that Steve had set up and was looking it over. It looked as if it
was still running, but the line running from it was lying at his feet. Someone
had unplugged it, either from here or by pulling at it from the bottom of the
stairs.
“Make sure you guys double check this
footage when you get it.” Grant took the camera to bring it with him. “Maybe we
can see who unplugged it.”
“Or what?”
“We got it.” Steve was flicking on the
lights ready to start collecting gear. Humming an imperceptible tune under his
breath, Brian was heading after gear and winding up lines to recollect their
equipment. On his way, he passed Buster the Crash Test Dummy still sitting in
his chair outside the woodshop. He grinned at the silent star unaware of his
celebrity and patted him on the head.
“Good to have finally met you, Buster.” He
mused upon the silent Mythbusters stuntman, spinning
his head back to watch the room and continuing to wind up cable. He had more
than a few hours of footage of Buster and this place
to peruse.
“What do you think was wrong with the
walkie-talkies?” Grant talked to Jason as they headed to the van to save their
data and start packing up.
“I don’t know.” Jason shook his head
wondering about it. “High EMF can play games with transmitting, but then why
did we get Tango?”
“Guys…” Jamie had returned from dinner with
his family to close up M-5. Sans his cap and familiar Mythbusters
attire, he was wearing a UCLA sweatshirt and blue jeans with a thin tan jacket
against the cold moist night air. He stood standing before the TAPS van in
front of his shop. “How was your night?”
“It was an incredible night.” Jason spoke
frank and honest as Grant went to talk to Dave about a few things. “We came up
with a few and interesting things…”
“Really?”
“But what we do now is take the data we
absorbed and go over to try and figure out what we experienced.” Jason
continued. “We try to guess if it has a logical explainable source and then we
come back and try to tell you what it is.”
“Of course…”
“My guys are pulling our gear in and then
you can get your shop back.” Jason replied.
“Anything you can tell me right now?”
“I’m not sure yet.” Jason stayed
professional. “It’s too early for me to make a guess.”
Jamie respected that. He and Jason shook
hands and then he greeted Brain coming out winding up cable. Whatever was going
to happen was going to happen. In the morning, Adam would be exploring the
notion of weather he could really cook a filet of trout on an engine block by
driving the car around the block. Kari would be sculpting a polystyrene dolphin
for a new shark myth and Tory and Grant would be revisiting the ice bullet for
the third time, trying to fire it with air pressure. Jason and Grant were out scouting
other locations. Due to their promise to Adam and Jamie, their footage at the Mythbusters Headquarters would not be
televised, but they did want their trip over to nearby Alcatraz to look
for the ghosts of The Birdman and the Anglin Brothers
and then there was the Mansions Hotel and the Hotel Royal not to mention the
already over-exposed Whaley House. Hearing his friends were in San Francisco,
William Collins had e-mailed Grant from Maine recommending that he and Jason to
check out Atherton Mansion where the Collinsport
Ghost Society had videotaped a figure as well as the Crabbe House near Knob
Hill where moaning sounds came from the graveyard under the house. Their visit
to town had also sparked a local interview on the radio, but Jason and Grant only
said they were in town to cover Alcatraz, the Mythbusters
never came up but for to say they wanted to meet them.
Steve, Brian and Dave meanwhile were stuck
in the local Holiday Inn perusing the footage from M-5. Dave tested the
walkie-talkies and found nothing wrong with them. There was no reason for Jason
to not get Steve or Brian. It was then to the audio
evidence and Dave was listening to ten hours of audio from two recorders.
“That music…” Dave turned to Steve. “I
think it was a car radio.” Steve listened to it as well.
“Yeah, I can hear it coming and going.” He
leaned over. “Good catch. Is that our tape?”
“Yeah, I still got Jason’s to go.”
Brian yawned stealing some of Steve’s corn
chips from the bowl between them, but Steve treated him the same as his brother
- taking his hand and patting the chips out of it back into the bowl. A
smirking grin to his face, Brian reached up and picked up his
bowl of popcorn off the floor on his left side and glanced at the video
footage for a minute. It was the footage of he and
Steve on the ground floor of M-5. Sipping his Sprite, he paused and made a
face. Something hadn’t seemed right. He had missed
something. On the tape just after seeing the shadow downstairs, Steve was
aiming his camera to him. Brian looked himself on the footage then noticed
something happening behind him.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!”
Brian nearly stood up where he was. “Steve, look at this!!!”
“You’ve got to be kidding me!!!” Dave casually looked over.
“Play it back! Play it back!!!” Steve screamed standing at attention.
7
Jay and Grant had finished an investigation
at Alcatraz joined by local police officer Roger Barrett and retired
corrections officer Earl Spaggett, two members of the
now defunct San Francisco Paranormal Agency. They both had a few interesting
personal experiences, but now, it was Steve and Brian’s job to see if those
experiences were backed by hard evidence on tape. Before that investigation
could start, they had an appointment with Adam and Jamie back at M-5 to reveal
what they had discovered the night before. Kari, Grant and Tory were going to
join the reveal, but at the last minute, it was decided
that Adam and Jamie would hear it first and then relay it to their staff.
“Okay,” Grant Wilson looked at the two TV
stars. “You know what we do – we came in, listened to your stories, we set up
equipment and then we made our observations.” He looked to Adam and Jamie
listening to him. “And then we come up with some solutions.”
“Right.”
Jamie understood.
“First off,” Jason cleared his throat and
leaned forward in his TAPS cap and TAPS t-shirt. “You guys have a lot of
over-stressed outlets. We were getting high EMF reading spots through the
place, and that can have an effect on your mental perceptions. It’s an old
building, it probably needs to be rewired and some extra fuse boxes to take on
the extra power you are using since you started your TV series.”
“I’ve had several renovations over the
years.” Jamie admitted. “I’ve had the wiring changed and adapted as I’ve needed
it.”
“That in itself
could be part of it.” Grant continued. “What we’ve noticed is that paranormal
activity sometimes flares up when you change their surroundings.”
“I’d be angry if someone changed my home.”
Adam mused a small laugh.
“Exactly….” Jason shared a chuckle with him.
“Thing is, we had some trouble with our walkie-talkies inside. Not sure if it’s because of the high EMF readings, but it is something
you might want to look into, plus you’ve got a few water leaks in your
basement, uh, nothing major, but you might want it taken care of. We could do
it if you like…”
“Well, you guys came out all this way, we’d
hate to impose.” Jamie responded logistically.
“It wouldn’t be a problem…”
“We did get some things we want to share
with you.” Grant stayed professional as usual. “For one, Jason and I were in
the back-bay during our wrap-up and felt we weren’t alone back there. There is
a feeling of being watched, but that could be because
of the EMF resonating through the metal in the building. EMF can affect one’s
perceptions and give you the idea you’re being
watched. Again, it is easily fixed.”
“Yeah.”
“And we heard music from in the place, but
we couldn’t figure out where it was coming from.” Grant continued. “But you are
in a public location close to a major highway so it could have come from
anywhere.”
“We’ve never heard odd music here.” Adam
was apprehensively learning more and more by the minute.
“Two of our guys, Brian and Steve also said
they saw a figure in the downstairs corridor while we were upstairs.” Jason
slightly tilted his head as he spoke. “But they didn’t get it on tape. Now, I
trust them and if they say they saw someone, I believe them, but they didn’t
get it on tape so I really can’t call it evidence unless I can show it to you
as proof.”
“Of course…”
“We did get some audio we want you to
hear.” Jason looked to Adam sitting at attention then to Jamie relaxed in his
seat. “What we did was we tried posing some questions to whatever is here in
order to try and get a response. We taped this in your conference room.” He
started the audio file. “Listen closely to this area…” He pointed to a section
of the recording spectrum on the monitor.
“Is there someone here who wants to talk to
us….” Grant’s voice came from the computer. There was
some white noise and abbreviated silence and then a quick, brief grumble.
“Are you alone?” The reconfigured voice was
quick and garbled as if spoken through a faulty telephone system. Adam perked
up grinning at attention. Jamie cocked his head to attention upon hearing that.
“That came from the shop?”
“I am speechless!” Adam had a grin and
chuckling laugh coming from his lungs. “I was prepared for you guys not to get
anything.”
“Want to hear it again?” Jason offered.
“Sure!”
“Are you alone…are you alone…are you
alone?” Grant replayed it in a loop.
“I don’t know what to think.” Jamie
confessed. His eyes were lit up with intrigue.
“We got more.”
“You got more!” Adam was enjoying himself.
“We had asked a few more questions, but we
got no more reactions, so what we did next was we left the audio recording by
itself on voice activation for two hours.” Grant continued. “When we did that,
we got more sounds. During that time, something tripped the voice activation,
but there was nothing there. It could have been a noise from downstairs, but after
that, we got this…”
Jason played the next sound file.
“Why are you here?” The same presence as
before spoke up once more. After a few seconds, it popped back up. “I need some
space…” Grant and Jason looked up to Jamie and Adam with the demeanor of stunned
paranormal researchers. Adam was fidgeting excitedly like a young kid. Jaime
was thinking analytically. Who or what could be saying these things?
Could they be faking these things?
“Please tell me you have nothing else.”
Jamie asked.
“Well….” Jason and Grant looked at each
other nervously. “One video file if you can stand it.”
“This is from Steve’s handheld when they
tried chasing the shadow.” Grant continued. “He just happened to pan back to
Brian and caught something in the background. Look back behind Brian to Buster
outside the door.” He pressed a button to run the footage.
“Is someone there?” Brian said from the
tape. Behind him was the shape of Buster on the chair outside the woodworking
room. As he sat propped up in the chair, his burned and
stitched up head actually turned slowly and moved to look at Brian from
over his shoulder. Things were no longer fun at this point. Adam had stopped
fidgeting. Jamie stared in shocked astonishment at the video and tried to
comprehend what he was seeing.
“Our question is…” Jason spoke frankly and
professionally. “Is Buster animatronic?”
“No.”
“Does he have any motors in him at all?”
“No.” Adam reached across
and replayed the file and slowed it down. “I’m… speechless…”
“We bust urban myths and sometimes blow
things up.” Jamie spoke slowly.
“And have a lot of fun doing it.” Adam
added.
“We’re not used to this type of subject.”
Jamie blinked as he cleared his throat. “Do you have any rational explanation
for us?”
“Practical joke by Grant and Tory?”
Jason posed his first theory, but that did not explain them scaring
themselves.
“We did get some history about the place….”
Grant pulled out a file and opened it. “It was built in 1969 as a warehouse,
but it was converted into a garage by 1975…”
“Sounds about right.”
“While it was a garage…” Grant
continued. “A mechanic named Benjamin
Hackett was fatally injured when a car slipped off its jacks and crushed him.
It didn’t kill him outright, but he managed to live
only eight more days before he finally died from his injuries. This may be the origin of the rumor that someone died here.
According to the article we found detailing his death, his family and friends
knew him best as….” He turned the article to face the Mythbusters.
“Buster?”
Adam sat up straight and surprised.
“Wow!”
“Our theory is that when you guys are
talking about your crash test dummy…” Jason spoke up. “He thinks you’re talking
about him.”
“We got to change Buster’s name.” Jamie
looked to Adam.
“We can’t… he’s Buster!” Adam was grinning
and beaming through his amusement. “He’s just always been Buster!”
“Here’s the thing…” Jason looked at them
from across the table. “It does look like you guys have something here. Is it a
ghost, I don’t know, but it sure seems to point in
that direction, but at least, no one has been hurt. It doesn’t seem dangerous,
just maybe a little… distracting….”
“Exactly…” Grant chimed in. “It’s nothing
to worry about. It’s like having a tenant around that you never see but you
have perceptions of…”
“So,” Jamie tried to understand them. “Business as usual?”
“My god,” Adam removed his glasses and
rubbed his face. “I’ve always thought of Buster as the star of the show. I couldn’t bear to lose him or rename him. He just now became
the most interesting member of the team.” He started wondering how they were
going to give this news to Kari, Tory and Grant. Would they want to quit? Would
they decide to stay? How was this going to affect the show? Jamie decided to be
frank and honest to them about it. He would not influence their decisions. Tory
reacted a bit like Adam getting excited by the idea, and Grant responded slowly
like Adam, letting the news soak into his brain before reacting and releasing
all his emotion. Kari had the most seniority and she reacted alarmed debating
what she wanted to do, but she loved this job. She could not leave it. Her
husband with his appreciation for the subject gave her the best support, and
she opted to stay.
“Buster…” She started grinning to him as
she returned to work every day. “I love you, but please don’t ever scare me.”
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?’ Grant
looked at Buster then to Tory.
“She’d kill us.”
“And then we’d be haunting the place.”
Grant smirked at the idea.
“You guys do realize…” Adam came up behind
his team. “That with the new unknown factor in the shop, we have to scrutinize
and re-examine all our old myths for anything that doesn’t look right, just in
case the ghost knocked something off kilter.”
“Every single myth…” Tory’s eyes rounded at
the concept.
“Cool!” Kari placed her arm around Buster
and sat in his lap. A childlike mischievous excitement rushing into her face,
she patted his head and posed with him. “I finally got a guy who does what I
say without complaining, and he’s got more life than you bozos.”
“And more brains than Kari.” Grant smirked.
“What was that?” The redhead leapt to her
feet chasing Grant and Tory into the back work bay, the adjacent work area and
out the back. Adam looked to Buster sitting by him.
“Buster, we’ll always be friends, won’t
we?”
The crash test dummy just stared up at him
with his charred and worn face. If only he could talk….
Or
maybe he did.
END