Have you ever wondered why your kids fight so much? Have you ever considered Purchasing Cable TV? Probably at some time or another you have, which is why you are probably here...Why don't you get cable?

On this detailed diagram, you will see, clearly, "The Cable Calculation". This acurate calculation or "theory" was discovered in 2004, by the respected scientist and skilled ninja...er...me!

It is NOT right for children to grow up television-deprived. It's not only television, too. Kids might have even three TVs, but what is the use if there are no channels? I'll tell you. There is no use.

The right choice as a loving and caring parent would be to give in to your sweet children's pleads and swallow your pride. Getting cable is the start of a beautiful family life.

Maybe you think that it is not right for a parent to change their mind so that his/her children will be happy, but it is right. It is very right.



This is as much use a TV is to you without cable.

...And not only that! Cable is known for it's educational capability, and can be a great resource for children and adults all over the world.



Don't let your children rot away inside. Show them love and kindness by getting them cable, which is a known cure for:
1. Boredom
4. Loneliness
2. Stupidity
5. Depression
3. Anime-Deprivation
6. Insomnia

We'd rather DIE than live a life without cable!