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"Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty, or at all. I-I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away."
"So he is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of one to ten, ten being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and one being someone who's... not."
-Willow, talking about Angel
"Tsh! Tell me about it. The other night I dreamt that Xander... Uh, I-it wasn't Xander. I-in fact it wasn't me. It was a friend's dream, and she doesn't remember it."
"Great. I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah, 1-800-I'm-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho." "Meow!" "Really? Thanks. I've never gotten a 'meow' before." -Willow and Buffy
"She was already smoking in fifth grade. Once I was lookout for her."
"You're bad to the bone."
"I'm a rebel."
-Willow and Xander
"Wow, two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year, that's still, like, four hundred dates with four hundred different..."
-Willow, speaking to Angel
"Well... Well, why do you think she went to that party? Because you gave her the brush-off! And you never let her do anything except work and patrol! And I know she's the Chosen One, but you're killing her with the pressure! I mean, she's sixteen going on forty! And you! I mean, you're gonna live forever! You don't have time for a cup of coffee?!"
-Willow lecturing Angel and Giles
"I'm so the 'Net girl."
"Ours is a forbidden love."
-Xander and Willow
"I'm on a beach, but not one of those American beaches, one of those island beaches where the water's way too blue, and I'm laying on my towel, and it's just before sunset, and Gavin Rossdale's massaging my feet!"
"Oh, that's good! Uh, I'm in Florence, Italy, I've rented a scooter that's parked outside, and I'm in a little restaurant eating ziti, and there are no more tables left, so they have to seat this guy with me, and it's John Cusack!"
"Ooo! Very impressive. You have such an eye for detail."
"'Cause with the ziti!"
-Buffy and Willow, playing "Anywhere But Here"