"Who *is* that girl?"
"We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?" "What's the difference?" "Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny." -Oz and Cordelia, talking about the "Welcome Home" party for Buffy
"Yeah, but, you know, since the best jazz is improvisational, we'd be going off in all directions, banging into floats... Scary." "He's just being Oz." "Pretty much full-time." -Oz and Willow
"Okay. Uh, you know that thing where you bail in the middle of an upsetting conversation? I have to do that. It's kinda dramatic, I know, but... sometimes, it's a necessary guy thing." -Oz, upset when everyone thinks he may have killed someone
