William Lindsay: The Dell Dude's Bud

The one and only [parody] site for the one and only William Lindsay from a Dell Commercial.

Created By: Tebazzle

So Nice of you to join our Little William Soiree!

Many of you may wonder who this "William Lindsay" is. Well actually you have a 99.8% chance of already knowing who he is on account of you have come to this site on account of you've seen the Dell commercials and seen William on the commercials where Steve "helps out" William and his mother (Mrs.Lindsay ) while computer shopping.Wiliam dosen't exactly say any thing in the commercial.He kinda does a little eye rolling along with various accounts of hand gestures showing his approval of all that stuff Steve says about Dells and that he is happy when Steve implores that Mrs.Lindsay is intrigued.

Oh you may wonder why I said you only have a 99.8% chance of knowing who William is. The other .2% is missing because there are old hoboes that live in a park in New York with no legs that would never know who william is cauz they have no contact with the Dell world and a television set, as well as legs.

The not-so nessesarily true Rumors about William that aren't nessesarily true:

• He can hear but cant talk. He gets a Dell so that he can E-Mail his homies instead of talking to them on the phone.
• Mrs.Lindsay got mad at him for breaking (with the help of Steve) her favorite Christmas ornament (of pants) that she got from her great-great-grandmother and threw him out of the house on his butt. He is now living in a park in New York with a homeless dude that dosent have any legs. Either that or he went insane and had to be locked up in an institution. Other rumors clearly state that he's dead.
• William used Miracle Fro to grow his 'fro.
• William was a dog but was very bad.He was turned into a person because he was bad. He has to do 1 million good deeds to get turned back into a scruffy doggy.If you've ever wondered why he is wearing a dog tag in the Dell comercials, now you know.
• He steels Mrs.Lindsay's perfumes and uses them on himself to cover up that scruffy scruffy dog smell. Actually that is kinda a good thing that he stole the perfume because sometimes Mrs.Lindsay cant decide what perfume to wear so she puts them all on but it makes her smell like an elevator full of old ladies. She supposedly does this alot, like the time she used all her kinds of perfume when she went to her book club meeting.(for future reference,that day she and her book club discussed the books: Barney goes to Pappyland and The Iliad.)

Other Stuff:
William's nickame is Pooter. For further Details go here. His other nicknames include a randomness of Bill, Billy, Will, Willy, and Willums. (Actually when Mrs. Lindsay called him "Boo-Boo Kitty" from ages 1-10) But we don't really care...

PS......

Hey all you movie producers, someone notice William! Get him in a movie up there with Ben! WILLIAM ROCKS! But end of the story!

Note: 99.8% of this stuff is completely made up!!!!!!!! Except for the fact that William is a character on a Dell commercial, is friends with Steve, and is the Son of Mrs. Lindsay. That's the 2% (and it didn't even deal with hobos.) This was just a simple parody on William Lindsay from the Dell commercial. DUDE HE GOT A DELL!