cracks me up. I've even fallen out of my chair a
couple times when he came on, got a huge rugburn on my knee, and on Thanksgiving i almost broke my tooth say "Mobile Type". (DONT ASK HOW!) So, I came up with
a bunch of my fave funny quotes and/or other
stuff he did to put here!! YAY!
"Anywhoo..." -Such a
classic. Said first in commercial no. 1. Reminds
me of Steve Urkel!
"Hey Mrs. Lindsay!" -
This is the BEST when you see Steven in all those
TV's at the store.
"Not a couch potato?"
-This one got me when Steve is on the relic, I
"Which is so nice!"
-Steve looks up from the ad with his eyes all
"Dig it" -A big upclose
of his face
"Sorry about the
Rhododendrons..." -He gets into mischief!
"And Mrs. Fefferbean...." -Got the name wrong, Steven.
"Dude you're gettin a
Dell!" -The new campaign slogan. Love it!
"Oh, so you're the more
mobile type..." -I'm the more mobile type. I think.
"You wouldn't happen to be Computer shopping?"
-The big question.
"All you gotta do is Call,
or go online and the Dell folks will help build
the computer that's right for you!" - Got an
arm around a fake Dell folk. And I love the word
"Due to the length of this line... and the unbearable constriction of my tights..." -I'm still laughing about that.
"Timbo here....." -Timmy is cute!
"Little dude, YOU are gettin a Dell!" -How sweet!!!!
"The shipping is free!" -Has me on the floor laughing in the xmas commercial.
"And you. You just wish you were out of here..." -To some shoppless guy in the mall. He just slinks in and out of the scene.
"She's intrigued. EEEEXCEllent..." -Dr. Evil STEVE!!!
"You don't even have to load up the sleigh..." -Sneakily to Santa.
"Someone has GOT to tell these folks about Dell!" -Steve's getting all nervous.
"I'm returning my elf uniform!" -He thinks that makes him special.
"Dude, you should have asked for a Dell." -Better than a blinking sweater!
"Perhaps..." -He puts his hand on his chin. It's reall funny.
"Mr. and Mrs. Feffercorn? It's me, Steve, from next door!" -I always imitate this.
"There was a time when this thing was Sweet!" -Yeah, it's rather "past its prime.."
"Dad, I know how much you love free stuff..." -Dont we all!
"Wassup, Mr. Foster!" -Classically new.
"Oh, He knows..." -Dude, Mr. Foster's gettin a Dell!
"All in a days work!" -He almost falls off his chair.
"Quite the computer quagmire out there, Mr. O" -When he's working at the mall.
"Dearest mother and father" -This is funny, on how to ask your folks for money.
"Dude, you need to get a Dell!" - Talking to another dude.. and he makes a really funny eyebrow expression.
"Bonjour!" -In Paris
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