Welcome to the
celestial domain of the One True Mike… or something like that. I don't really know. I really have no business creating any kind
of webpage. I
don't even know HTML really well; I'm using the Microsoft Word HTML
editor. It's
nifty… but you can't really insert tags of your own, which means I have to go
in and edit the text file later. Which sucks.
Hey! C'est moi! Antidisestablishmentarianism. I know
I spelled it right, because MS Word didn't mark it as a spelling error.
W00t. I'm so good.
OK, in case you haven't
noticed, this is a filler page for when I get off my lazy ass (hah!) and
actually start making something with content.
Don't hold your breath.
….
OK, hold your breath.
I think the result will
be funny.
….
You're still here?
What are you, stupid?
Fine. Your perseverance marks you as a Disciple of
Mike, and all Disciplines need but follow the Commandments of Mike:
1) I am the One True
Mike. Thou shalt
not have any Mikes before me.
2) Thou shalt not steal Mike's possessions.
3) Thou shalt not covet Mike's various significant others, in the
rare chance that he ever gets one.
4)Thou shalt
honor thy mother and fath- oh fuck it, just honor
Mike.
5)Thou shalt
not take the name of Mike in vain.
6)Thou shalt
not wear pants on Mike Day.
7)Thou shalt
not kill any Disciples of Mike.
8)Thou must admit that Mike
is zexxy.
9)Thou shalt
not castrate. *wince*
There you go.
Current Sworn Disciples:
Tim
