Listen to me for I have a story
of blackening fright and all things gory
Of grinning pumpkins and demon cats
Of wicked witches and scurrying rats
They've all come together
to celebrate and feast
Larry the wolf and Igor the beast
For this is the night when little babies cry
And orange mist pours from their eyes
When monster girls and monster men
Patiently wait for the fun to begin
What do they know that you've never seen?
Well, I tell you my friend,
A glorious hootenanny called
