8.03 A.M. -- Awoke alone after having a nightmare about Ridge always being motherīs favorite. Iīm geting used to it since Iīve had it since I was young.
8.35 A.M. -- Started working out, shirtless.
9.26 A.M. -- Stared at a photo of Mace and told it I was sorry for everything Iīve done to her.
10.00 A.M. -- Called Sally to say how sorry I was but she ung up on me.
10.36 A.M. -- Arrived at work and took of my shirt. Had a fantasy about Brooke but came out of it when the smell of the storage room next to my office got to me.
11.00 A.M. -- Went up to Brookeīs office and kissed her. We talked about how bad everything is to us. We felt sorry for ourselves and kissed again.
12.56 P.M. -- Went all the way down to my office again and started working out. Shirtless, of course.
3.00 P.M. -- Kimberly visited me and told me to dump Brooke. She had a throphy in her hand and told me she had to do something if I didnīt leave Brooke. I told her not to tell me what to do and that she should go home and get some rest. She wonīt do anything...
4.00 P.M. -- Went to the gym and got some real workout. I accidently forgot my shirt in the office.
6.00 P.M. -- Went back to my office or the dump as my family sometimes calls it. I had a visitor. It was Ridge. He lectured me, he thought. I didnīt listen. But when he insulted Brooke I punched him and left. Just before I punched him he said something about being better than me. That really got to me so I punched him really hard. All the dayīs workout payed off.
7.00 P.M. -- Got a call from mother. She told me not to punch Ridge or I will no longer be a part of the Forrester family. She managed to call Brooke a tramp about 10 times. Took off my shirt and started doing sit-ups after hanging up.
8.00 P.M -- As I was working out, shirtless, I saw Brooke standing in the corner wearing a sexy teddy. She started seduceing me. Kimberly walked in on us and started yelling, calling Brooke a no good slut and swore she should make us pay.
9.00 P.M. -- Arrived home with Brooke and we make passionate love outside.
9.00 A.M. -- Awoke and prepared for work. It took two hours in the bathroom so I didnīt have time for breakfast.
11.00 A.M. -- Admired myself in the mirror. God Iīm good looking! I wondered why not more women fight over me.
1.00 P.M. -- Had a talk with Morgan in her office. I yelled at her for tricking me into sleeping with her and lectured her about what this is doing to MEEE!
2.00 P.M. -- Ran into Brooke and cursed her for not thinking about my mother. Iīm not really angry at her because of that. I canīt stand yjat she doesnīt want me anymore. Sure, Iīm happy with Taylor and our children but I still want Brooke chasing after me like a tail. But Iīm sure she still is crazy about me. Who wouldnīt be?!
3.00 P.M. -- My sister Felicia called! I think it was the blonde but who knows.Havenīt seen my sister in years anyway. She said something about something she was going through but I quickly changed the subject to my life. I talked for an hour till I realized she had hung up. That ungreatful little brat! No one does that to me. So I called mummy to punish her for doing that to me.
5.00 P.M. -- Watched Baywatch. They should take away that David Hasselhoff and give me his part. God, the women would be all over the telly and looking at my perfect body.
6.00 P.M. -- Went to the basement, to Thorneīs office. Gave him a lecture about responsibilities and yelled t him for giving mother a hard time. He punched me and left. I called mummy and told her about it. Ha ha, that will teach that no good jerk who takes over the women I dump.
6.30 P.M. -- Laid up loads of papers on my desk so it would seem like I had been working hard if anyone were to come into my office later. Went home.
7.00 P.M. -- Arrived home and made love to Taylor. She adores me. I love that.
7.30 P.M. -- Got interrupted by Morgan who came by. I gave her some strange looks. Taylor saw them but didnīt suspect a thing. God, sheīs stupid.
8.00 P.M. -- Tried to cook dinner but couldnīt figure out how the microwave works. Told Taylor it was broken and suggested we go out for dinner. She insisted we bring Morgan.
8.30 P.M. -- At Café Russe Morgan and I gave each other strange looks and Taylor never suspected a thing. Although I completely understand why Morgan wanted to have my baby, but still she tricked me! God, Morgan is hot. And Taylor also. They are both lucky to know me.
9.30 P.M. -- Taylor and I returned home and I told her I was gonna check on the kids but I sneaked into another room and played with my G.I Joe action figure. I trust the nanny, whatever her name is, put the kids down for the night and gave them food earlier.
10.00 P.M. -- Got in the bathroom. Admired myself in the mirror. Noticed gray hairs. Applied some black shoe polish on them. Washapy with the result. No one can tell any difference.
10.30 P.M. -- Called mummy and she complained about Morgan. I told her Morgan was not a threat and pretended everything was O.K. I canīt let her know what a mess I was in so she can clean it up everytime... Told her I was 100% commited to Taylor. That might calm her down since she knows I am always faithful to only one woman.
11.30 P.M. -- Got into bed with Taylor, kissed her and told her how lucky she was to be married to me. Went to sleep and dreamt about myself.
10.00 A.M. -- Sitting in my office, doing nothing. Decided to try sketching a gown.
11.00 A.M. -- Give up the sketching. Called Donna Karan and asked if she could design something for Forrester creations. She said she was gonna get back to me with an answer.
1.30 P.M. -- Got tired of vaitling for her call and went out to the hallway and ran into Brooke. I cursed her for getting involved with the last Forrester man she can be involved with and for not thinking about Stephanie. Also told her to give up on Thorne. The tramp didnīt listeneven though I showed off my serious face!
2.00 P.M. -- Got back in my office and did nothing.
3.30 P.M. -- Went home and watched TV. I never have anything to do. Well, itīs my life...
4.30 P.M. -- Called Ridge and we agreed to keep Brooke away from Stephanie. Then he talked about himself.
5.00 P.M. -- Stopped by Rickīs place. Asked whatīs going on in his life. It was so boring but I had nothing else to do.
6.00 P.M. -- Went home and spent the evening with my lady Sheila, no Lauren, no Brooke, no Taylor, no Sally, no Stephanie!!!
7.00 A.M. -- Got up and get ready for school.
9.00 A.M. -- Iīm supposed to be in school now but I never get there. I donīt even remember if Iīve ever been in class... strange...
10.00 A.M. -- Mum visited, whining about Amber, even now when weīre not married anymore. Itīs starting to get to me. Havenīt she got anything better to do?
11.00 A.M. -- Kimberly came over and mum looked terrified. Wonder why? Mum left and Kimberly started to whine about Macy and mum and Thorne. I accidently fell asleep.
12.00 P.M. -- Woke up and found Kim gone. As was my old basketball throphy.
1.00 P.M. -- Went over to Amber and C.Jīs place to play with the baby. Or that was my excuse. I went there to see Amber and to see if anything is going on between her and C.J.
2.00 P.M. -- Went to Insomnia to do some homework. Strange, Iīm never in school but still I have to do homework.
4.00 P.M. -- At home having nothing to do.God, I havenīt had anything to do since I kicked Amber out! Man, she was spicey. Why canīt Kimberly be more like that?
6.00 P.M. -- Still having nothing to do. Man, what is Brad Bell doing to me?
7.00 P.M. -- Kimberly dropped by again. We argued about Brooke and Thorne. Where did the sweet girl I was so in love with go? And I just realize that she looks like a troll.
8.00 P.M. -- Turned in after a hard school day Why am I always so tired at this time of hour? Probably Bradīs fault again...
10.00 A.M. -- Woke up late as usual cause I donīt have much to do. Itīs better to sleep away those times. Before I started dating Becky I slept almost 24/7.
11.00 A.M. -- Checked on the baby. Amber was with him and I watched them. Amber is a hot cookie.
12.00 P.M. -- Went over to Spectra and talked with mum. She questioned me about Amber and I quickly changed the subject to slutty Brooke and Macy the saint.
2.00 P.M. -- Ran into Rick at Insomnia. I got rid of him by talking about Brooke the trampy slut.
3.00 P.M. -- Went home and thought about Becky. Why did Brad Bell get rid of her?
4.00 P.M. -- Amber came home with the baby and we played with him. Later I "accidently" kissed her.
6.00 P.M. -- Stopped by at Macyīs house and talked with Kimberly about Becky and Macy. Tell me again why Mr. Bell got rid of them?
7.00 P.M. -- Called Thorne the bastard and blamed him for killing Macy although I know itīs all Brad Bellīs fault. But blaming Brad is to easy and no intrigues come out of it. You have to blame a Forrester!
8.00 P.M. -- Went home and comforted Amber and kissed her again.
9.00 P.M. -- Went to bed since I had nothing better to do.
9.00 A.M. -- Got up and admired myself in the mirror.
10.00 A.M. -- Got to work and designed a gown.
11.00 A.M. -- Talked to Sally about Macy and C.J. She mentioned someone called Mark Lindley. The name sounded familiar but I couldnīt figure out who it was.
12.00 P.M. -- Went over to Morganīs and she talked about Ridge and Stephanie. Morgan is so hot. I tried to talk her into giving us a chance but failed.
1.00 P.M. -- Went over to C.Jīs place for once. He talked about his life and I pretended to listen and be concerned. And I succeeded.
2.00 P.M. -- In my office, having a fantasy about having my own company and being the most wanted designer. In it I also had several girls chasing me. Woke up of it with a smile on my face.
3.00 P.M. -- Sally came by and we talked about Brooke and Thorne. Hey, that Brooke is also hot.
4.00 P.M. -- Sat in my offive and wondered where the heck my lovelife went.
5.00 P.M. -- Designed some gown just for fun.
6.00 P.M. -- Sat in my office dreaming about women.
7.00 P.M. -- Still thinking about women.
8.00 P.M. -- Decided to go out to a pub and hit on someone I see.
10.00 P.M. -- Got home. No luck tonight.
11.00 P.M. -- Turned in and wept over my lack of a lovelife.
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