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Spank Him Again

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.  It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child.

The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did as he was told and watched closely.

The mother pushed and after a little while the baby was born. The doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

The doctor turned to the 5-year-old and asked what he thought of the baby.

"Spank him again," the 5-year-old said.  "He shouldn`t have crawled in there in the first place!"