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The Outhouse



Maw is outside the house hanging up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen. Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse."

Paw says, "All right, Maw." Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!" Maw says, "Yes there is. Put your head down in the hole."

Paw puts his head down in the hole and he says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!" Maw says, "Now pull your head out of the hole."

Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks in the seat!"

Maw says, "Aggravatin', ain't it?"