Blonde Is Tired Of Blonde Jokes





There was a blonde who was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a complete make over. She has her hair cut into a new style and dyes it a subtle shade of brown.

Driving back from the salon, she turns down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home with me?"

Figuring the girl could never get the answer right, the herder says' "Sure, take a guess." So, she sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "My guess is 382." Dumbfounded, the herder says, "Wow! That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out your sheep to take home."

In an instant she chooses the one she wants, picks it up and places it in her car. Then, the herder said, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you." "What is it?" queried the woman. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I get my dog back?"