The Blonde Sends A Telegram
A blonde went into a telegram office to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed:
"I don't have that much money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."
The man arches an eyebrow. "Anything?" he asks.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. 'Well, then, follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come inside and close the door" the man said. She did.
He then said, "Now get on your knees."
"Now take down my zipper."
"Go ahead...take it out" he said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands ... Then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well ... go ahead."
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said...........
"Hello, Mom, can you hear me?"