Blonde Joke One-Liners
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting hers, one is licking hers. Which one is married?
The one with the wedding ring, of course!
How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
It is the one with the kickstand.
How does a psychic refer to a blonde?
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
Rebel without a clue.
Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
They can't remember the route.
Why do blondes have more fun?
They are easier to keep amused.
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.
What's the difference between a blonde and a tree?
The tree knows when it's being cut down.
How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
Did you hear about the blonde who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
She had it bronzed.
What's a blonde's favorite color?
A light shade of clear.
Did you hear about the blonde prisoner who was found in his cell with half a dozen bumps on his head?
He tried to hang himself with a bungee cord.
Hear about the blonde explorer?
He bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
What do a group of blondes have in common?
Nothing they can think of.