Don’t own them, wish I did, not making any money.
by Tali
10. You get new goldfish, you name the two biggest Xena and Ares, the one that keeps on running into the glass Joxer, and the annoying on always trying to separate the biggest two Gabrielle.
9. You are so desperate to see Ares half naked you set your Nintendo 64 so that all four Ares are fighting in hope that when they die they will come back as the one without a shirt.
8. You keep on saying to your best friend, “Our souls are meant to be!” and “Caesar must die!”
7. Your bedroom is a shrine and your visa is maxed out from spending to much at Xenashop.com
6. When you turned your mobile phone on it says “Hi Warrior Babe.”
5. If someone tapes over an episode of Xena you threaten to crucify them, and they are going to go to Hell. “It make Tartarus look like the Elysian Fields.”
4. Your favorite coffee mug has the Xena logo and the words “Worship me Like the Goddess I am” on it. (I have one)
3. You think your friends brothers are really Warlords in disguise. “I swear Lora, you brother is trying to kill me!”
2. You miss a party cause Xena is on. (I’ve done it)
1. You threaten to cut off the blood supply to your brothers brain when he takes the remote.