by Tali
Sex: Nope
Violence: Nope
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don’t own the characters of Xena Warrior Princess. They belong to Universal, MCA and Renaissance. If I owned them Xena and Ares would be playing house by now.
Lisa: Good Morning. Last week I had the pleasure of interviewing Ares God of War on his much publicized affair with the Warrior Princess. (Remembers back when Ares gave her a deadly look and she thought she wouldn’t make it out of the interview alive). Today I am talking to Xena herself. How are you today?
Xena: Very well thank you. How are you?
Lisa: Great. So you an Ares have had an on off thing going for a few years now, how has that been?
Xena: (in deep concentration until she comes up with a cover) Whatever Gabrielle said was a lie, she was very drunk and ended up in bed with Joxer. Nothing has happened between me and Ares in years.
Lisa: What about the bathroom incident?
Xena: I don’t count that.
Lisa: In his temple?
Xena: (gulps) Cover.
Lisa: What about these strange dreams you have been having?
Xena: How in Tarturas did you find out about those?
Lisa: Never mind.
Xena: Good.
Lisa: Many people believe you are going to have his baby. Is this true?
Xena: No comment!
Lisa: Some people thought Eve was his child.
Xena: Well, she’s not is she.
Lisa: According to Gabrielle you and Ares have been spending alot of time together.
Xena: I told you she was drunk. (Looks at Lisa begging her to believe her story)
Lisa: (Decides to give the poor woman a break and believe her story about Gabrielle. That would explain how perky she was) Oh. Did you ever love Ares?
Xena: I have a special place in my heart for Ares, whether it’s a good place or not is an entirely different matter.
Lisa: It was loverly talking to you. (Surprised that Xena seemed more vulnerable than vicious)
Xena: Thanks for having me.