By Tali
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own Xena, Ares, Gabrielle or Joxer ect. They belong to other people. If I did own them Xena and Ares would be playing house and Gabrielle would have never become what she is today. ( annoying blonde sidekick who can’t fight much better than before, and likes to drag her best friend who she claims to love to India to die. Sorry, getting off the point) I do however own the Interviewer who’s name is Tanya.
Authors note: More garbage. This is in a weird time line, after Chakram but before she finds out she’s pregnant. Lets take no notice to how much this is not like the show and just enjoy the fic. (take note that this is just supposed to get you through until some new stuff is posted.)
(Interviewer) Tanya: It’s a pleasure to have you here Ares.
Ares: It’s a pleasure to be here Tanya. Your name is Tanya right?
Tanya: Yeah. To the interview then. What is the meaning of life to you?
Ares: There is no meaning to life. I told Xena that once. Of course she was stir crazy at the time ready to jump of a cliff, which she blames me for.
Tanya: So you believe there is no reason for us to be here?
Ares: Pretty much.
Tanya: There have been rumors that you and Xena have been getting up close and personal lately. Is this true?
Ares: It would be if that annoying blonde thing hadn’t walked in. That will teach me to lock the bathroom door.
Tanya: Oh.
Ares: I have no luck when it comes to women. Well, I have no luck when it comes to that one woman. I try so hard, it’s not fare. (Starts crying)
Tanya: Are you okay? (hands Ares a tissue)
Ares: My therapist says I have to let it out. Learn to be more open with my emotions. I’m trying, I swear.
Tanya: Would you like a couple of moments?
Ares: Yes, thank you. (Tanya gets up and leaves the room)
(5 Minutes later Tanya comes back in a and sits down. Ares is back to his old self)
Ares: If you tell anyone what you saw or heard, you’re dead!
The End
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Yet Another Note: I was in a really Gabby hating mood when I wrote this. I apologize. THIS IS NOT HOW I VIEW ARES. I just though someone should write him a little silly, and since I usually do that to Herc, it’s a change.