Lie to Me-Innocence
Lie to Me
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Willow: Oh, that's what that song is about!?
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Willow: I'm not supposed to have boys in my room.
Angel: I promise to behave myself.
Willow: Okay. Good.
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Angel: I guess I need help.
Willow: Help? You mean like on homework? No, 'cause you're old and you already know stuff.
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Oh! Great. I'm so the 'net girl.
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Willow: Oh. Okay. I invite you to come in.
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Willow: Uh. Angel? If I say something you really don't wanna hear, do you promise not to bite me?
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Buffy: Are you drinking coffee again? 'Cause we've talked about this.
Willow: It makes me jumpy.
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Willow: Okay, but do they really stick out?
Xander: What?
Willow: Sorethumbs. Do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone "Wow! That baby is sore!"
Xander: You have too many thoughts.
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Willow: See? You made him do that thing where he's gone!
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Xander: Angel was in your bedroom?
Willow: Ours is a forbidden love.
The Dark Age
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Willow: HEY! We don't have time for this! Our friends are in trouble! Now, we have to put our heads together and, and get them out of it! And if you two aren't with me 110% then get the hell out of my library!
Cordelia: We're sorry.
Xander:: We'll be good.
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Willow: Aha! It's not Egyptian, it's Etrascan. Mistaken for Egyptian by the design pattern, but any fool can see it predates their iconology.
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Xander: You know, computers are on the way out. I think paper is gonna make a big come back.
Willow: And the abacus.
Xander: Yeah. You know, you don't see enough abacii.
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Willow: Now, there's something you don't see everyday.
What's My Line? Parts I-II
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Willow: Goodie! Research party!
Xander: Will, you need a life in the worst way.
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Willow: Don't warn the tadpoles!
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Buffy: Don't look, ok? But, that guy over there is totally checking you out.
Willow: Oh, that's Oz. He's expressing computer nerd solidarity.
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Giles: There are 43 churches in Sunnydale? It seems a little excessive.
Willow: It's the extra evil vibe from the Hellmouth. It makes people pray harder.
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Kendra: The Slayer Handbook insists on it.
Willow: There's a Slayer Handbook?
Buffy: Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?
Willow: Is there a t-shirt too? 'Cause that would be cool.
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Willow: Hold him steady!
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Willow: Buffy would never do that. Oh…except for sometimes you do that.
Ted
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Buffy: I'm just saying there's something a little too clean about this clown.
Willow: [laugh] He's a clean clown!…I have my own fun.
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Willow: Bookcracker Buffy…it's kind of her nickname.
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Willow: Damn! This guys like citizen of the year!
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Cordelia: But she's like this Superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?
Willow: Sure, in a fascist society.
Cordelia: Right. Why can't we have one of those?
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Willow: I like my nine gig hard drive.
Ted: But you don't love it. 'Cause without the DMA upgrade, your computer is only half a rocketship.
Willow: Yeah, but who can afford the upgrades?
Ted: Well, you can. I get the demos for free. I don't see why I shouldn't give them to you for the same price. Any friend of Buffy's…
Willow: [ Makes some sort of laughing gasp]
Ted: What?
Xander: That's the sound she makes when she's speechless with gietred joy.
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Buffy: Willow, tell me you didn't keep any parts.
Willow: Not any big ones.
Buffy: Oh, Will, you're supposed to use your powers for good!
Willow: I just wanna learn stuff.
Bad Eggs
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Xander: Well, you know. It's the whole sex leads to responsibility thing, which I personally don't get. You gotta take care of the egg, it's a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.
Willow: My egg is Jewish.
Xander: Then teach it that Dreidel song.
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Willow: It didn't break. How come it didn't break?
Xander: Which is another secret to conscientious egg care. A pot of scalding water and about 8 minutes.
Willow: You boiled your young?
Xander: Yeah, I know it sounds cruel, but sometimes you gotta be cruel to be kind.
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Xander: Enough said. I propose Buffy slays them, all in favor!?
Willow: Aye!
Surprise
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Oz: I'm gonna ask you out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it, actually.
Willow: Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes.
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Willow: I said date.
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Willow: Better do a round robin. Xander, you go first.
Buffy: Good call.
Giles: Round robin?
Willow: It's when everybody calls everybody else's mom and tells them they're staying at everyone's house.
Buffy: This freeing us up for world saveage.
Willow: And all-night keggers! What, only Xander gets to make dumb jokes?
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Buffy: But… to not act on want… what if I never feel this way again?
Willow: Carpe Diem. You told me that once.
Buffy: Fish of the day?
Willow: Not carp. Carpe. It means seize the day.
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Willow: I like you at bedtime. You actually said that?
Buffy: I know, I know.
Willow: Man, that's like… I don't know. That's moxy or something.
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Willow: And anyway, Angel's coming. So, she'll be able to protect him and have cake.
Giles: Precisely.
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Xander: It's sad, granted. But let's look the upside for the moment. I mean, what kind of future would she have had with him? She's got two jobs; Denny's waitress by day, Slayer by night. Angel's always in front of the TV with a blood belly. He's dreaming of the glory days when Buffy still thought this creature of the night routine was a big turn-on.
Willow: You've thought way too much about this.
Xander: No, no. That's just the beginning. Have I told you about the part where I fly into town on my private jet and take Buffy out for prime rib?
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Xander: Hey, it's the woman of the hour.
Willow: It's happy birthday Buffy!…..It's not happy birthday Buffy?
Innocence
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Xander: We were just going to rescue you.
Willow: Well, some of us were.
Giles: Well, I would have.
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Willow: I knew it! I knew it! Well, not knew it in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know! You two were fighting way too much! It's not natural!
Xander: I know it's weird.
Xander: Look, I was going to tell you.
Willow: Gee, what stopped you? Could it be shame?!
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Willow: No. It just means that you'd rather be with someone you hate than be with me.
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Willow: let's get this straight. I don't understand it. I don't wanna understand it. You have gross emotional problems, and things are not okay between us.
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Oz: So, do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?
Willow: Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun.
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Willow: Well, I don't know what. I'm not in on the plan. It's his plan.
Phases-Becoming Part II
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