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The Lord of the Thundercats Unplugged

Essay 5: Oddities Typical in the Male Species

If you're female and have ever been walking along minding your own business when suddenly four guys show up and start behaving like complete idiots, you'll want to read this essay.
We're not saying that men are idiots.  We're just saying that sometimes they act like idiots.
Hey, wait a sec!  Which four guys are you talking about?
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See what we mean?  We aren't naming any names.  We're not saying that Bengali, Tygra, Panthro, and Lion-O could learn from Lynx-O's example and that sometimes girls want a little maturity.
We're not saying anything of the sort.  We're just exploring the strange aspects of being male and maybe hinting at some possible improvements.
What's to improve on?
I feel pretty perfect.
Okay, that does it!  Out, you guys!  Out, out, out!
The door is now locked.  It'll take a while for Tygra to override it.
Thank you, Cheetara.  And with that out of the way, we may continue.

Men never grow up.  If we were to get inside Lion-O's head, this is probably what we'd see.
They think like children, they act like children, and they eat like children.
They don't fight like children, though.  Thank Jaga for that.  Not that we females couldn't handle things without them.
It's just nice to have someone else to the dirty work.

 
Here's another problem with men.  They're always showing off.
But I wouldn't call this showing off, exactly.  This is more like, "Look at me, I have the Sword of Omens."
Can't deny that it also shows off his muscles, too.
Yeah.  Panthro looks better when he does that.
Oooo, Panthro.  Something I should know?
If you're willing to tell me about Bengali.
Never mind.

 
And of course, there are some aspects of men that defy understanding.  What is Lion-O doing here?
Then again, we may not want to know what Lion-O is doing here.
He's got a little sticker in his hair.  Something about Y7.  I wonder what that means.
Probably just more male weirdness.

 
We think this is Lion-O trying to dance.  But we're not sure.  It's hard to tell.
It could also be Lion-O getting rejected.  But like we said before, it's hard to to tell.
But we're pretty sure that he's trying to dance.  I think.  He doesn't look desperate enough to be rejected.
That's true.  Yes, this must be Lion-O's attempt at dancing.  How sad.

 
Lion-O has given up dancing in this picture.  Too much work.  Instead, he's turned the Sword of Omens into a disco ball.
Party time.  Unfortunately, sometimes Lion-O does this in the middle of a battle.
He still needs to learn when he can dance and when it's just not the right time to dance.
But somtimes he lucks out.  Once in a while, the mutants will start dancing away.

 
Boys and their toys.  Here, Lion-O is playing with a Virtual Reality set that Panthro whipped up.
I think he's enjoying the game a little too much.  And what's he doing with the Sword of Omens?
One of his toys.  When you play, why not have all your toys together?  He's got the Claw Shield, too.
I guess.
We're BACK!
Did you miss us?
No.
Hmph.  What a welcome.  And we're just here to help out, too.
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