Monterey Jack Is Waiting
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Original: Bananarama – Robert De Niro's Waiting
Parody by Midnight Man


Hopes dashed to the floor like shot down rodent planes
I wait for the Rangers, but I wait in vain

Just watchin' TV can become a bad dream
Anime rip-offs are followin' me
This is my only escape as it seems
Watchin' the show with that mouse on the screen

Monterey Jack is waitin'
Talkin' Australian
Monterey Jack is waitin'
(Talkin' Australian)
Monterey Jack is waitin'
Talkin' Australian
(Talkin' Australian)
Monterey Jack is waitin'

No villain can stand against my mouse of steel
Although he is drawn, he seems to me so real

No bobcat will conquer my heart easily
I never want this to happen to me
Don't try to change me, you're wastin' my time
I still got somethin' much better in mind

Monterey Jack is waitin'
Talkin' Australian
Monterey Jack is waitin'
(Talkin' Australian)
Monterey Jack is waitin'
Talkin' Australian
(Talkin' Australian)
Monterey Jack is waitin'

Talk
Talkin'
Talk
Talkin'

Just watchin' TV can become a bad dream
Anime rip-offs are followin' me
This is my only escape as it seems
Watchin' the show with that mouse on the screen

Monterey Jack is waitin'
Talkin' Australian
(Talkin' Australian)
Monterey Jack is waitin'
(Talkin' Australian)
(Monty!)
Monterey Jack is waitin'
Talkin' Australian
(Talkin' Australian)
Monterey Jack is waitin'
(Talkin' Australian)