M: Haven't I seen you some place before?
F: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
M: Is this seat empty?
F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
M: Your place or mine?
F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
M: So, what do you do for a living.
F: I'm a female impersonator.
M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
F: DO NOT ENTER!
M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
F: Unfertilized.
M: Your body's like a temple.
F: Sorry, there are no services today.
M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
F: But would you stay there?
M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
