Intimate Conversation from the First Half of the Season
Listen in on two people who are near and dear to our hearts... The words are entirely their own...
L -- What will we do with each other for a whole evening?
R -- If you want, I can kinda rent the helicopter and just hover overhead..
L -- That's the medication talking. Why is performance so important to you?
R -- Let me check the divorce manual on that...
L -- You have to kiss me first.
R -- God, your mouth! Oh God, this is good..
L -- You don't have to move...
R -- Thank God!
L -- Who made you so handsome.....
R -- I guess I've only just started to ask that question.
L -- I swore I wouldn't do this..
R -- Weren't you watching? You got scared..
L -- You think maybe we've been too fast about this?
R -- Why are you so soft?
L -- It's just a little girl moment..
R -- Then what SHOULD I do?
L -- Do you make service calls?
R -- C'mon, Lily!
L -- I feel really horrible right now. Tell me a Jessie story..
R -- "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.."
L -- You have a really nice voice.
R -- Have I told you my librarian fantasy?
L -- Were you bad? I bet you were bad...
R -- I have instruments attached to you that measure that sort of thing..
L -- You knew this was gonna happen..
R -- I'm a really weird person!
L -- Do you know the word "besotted"?
R -- It means you couldn't wait... Kiss your boyfriend..
L -- I can't afford this mess!
R -- I don't have any expectations.......
L -- You know what? -- No, this is ridiculous... we'll do that!
R -- You are so beautiful!
L -- Why does that make you pull away?
R -- We'd have to think really hard about that...
L -- Are you displeased?
R -- Be quiet.. I want you so badly... Right here, right now!
L -- I know that. I do...
R -- I like your...I like your body..
L -- Aren't you gonna ask me what I'm wearing?
R -- What are you wearing, by the way? No cats?
L -- No cats!
R -- How badly did they torture you? What did they do with the pistol?
L -- That's the most decadent thing I've ever done........
R -- You're amazing!
L -- Really? You're commanding... You're adorable..
R -- I'm not like this most of the time..
L -- Is it bad that I'm leaving?
R -- I am SO happy..
L -- Nothing else matters!
R -- Man is never more than 15 minutes from failing in his soul...
L -- Hello! I have to pee so bad... I always have to pee, that's something you should know about me
R -- OK, I'll try to get used to that..
L -- I can't even believe I'm having this conversation!!
Intimate Conversation from the Second Half of the Season
L -- I'm so glad that you came over, I love that you did that!
R -- How are your synopses?
L -- Have you been drinking?
R -- Sorry, you make me feel like the IRS.........
L -- Go figure.
R -- ........which may be the corniest thing I've ever said to anybody.
L -- Let's just go upstairs...
R -- No no no, Lily, it's ok... I mean it.
L -- People postpone things and they shouldn't.
R -- Something went through my mind...
L -- That's good!
R -- What I mean is, you don't have to try so hard.
L -- What, you don't want to kiss me?
R -- Ah-CHOO! I'll be fine...
L -- You're not sick, you faker.
R -- That's what's in my head...
L -- We need to BE with each other. That's what we need right now.
R -- Do you want milk and cookies, too?
L -- A very radical idea, Rick Sammler.
R -- Have we been fighting? I can't remember.
L -- No, shhhh, I'm an idiot...
R -- I'm not mad, I just thought we were gonna have a nice dinner.
L -- You can eat two-day-old macaroni and cheese in the fridge...
R -- Why, thank you.
L -- I actually thought you wouldn't want any more surprises from me.
R -- You're right, it is eating me up inside and I don't know what to do about it.
L -- You want to go home?
R -- Probably. At some point.
L -- What do you want to say?
R -- This dog loves you...
L -- Is it alive?
R -- He's an excellent watchdog...
L -- Rick, let's do this...
R -- You okay?
L -- A woman's work is never done...
R -- Wait a second, slow down...
L -- God, you are so hot!
R -- I can't let you go...
L -- That's very sweet...
R -- You look like you could use some help...
L -- That feels so good...
R -- Oh me, I'm the best...
L -- I love you...
R -- I love you very much, and I can't live without you!
L -- Thank God!
R -- Hey, I happen to know a Rabbi!
L -- Fine, we'll keep it simple...
R -- What?
L -- Nothing...
R -- I just didn't want you to think I was a crybaby...
L -- Rick, do you believe in signs?
R -- It's confusing...
L -- I was adopted!
R -- One door closes and another one...