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Buffy Quotes
Giles: "Let's not jump to any conclusions."
Buffy: "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were."
from "Phases"

Coach Marin: "You've got quite an imagination missy."
Buffy: "Right now I'm imagining you in jail....You're wearing a big orange suit and--oh, look! The guards are beating you!"
from "Go fish"

Joyce: "Are you going out tonight, honey?"
Buffy: "Yeah, Mom, I'm going to a club."
Joyce: "Will there be boys there?"
Buffy: "No, Mom it's a nun club."
from "Welcome to the Hellmouth"

Buffy: 'I like the man with the musket. Do you have a musket?"
from "Halloween"

Angel Quotes
Angel: "I want to learn from you."
Whistler: "Okay."
Angel: "But I don't want to dress like you."
from "Becoming Part One"

Buffy: "...I know what you are."
Angel: "I'm just an animal, right?"
Buffy: "You're not an animal. Animals I like."
from "Angel"

Angel: "What?"
Xander: "You were checking out my neck! I saw that."
Angel: "No, I wasn't."
Xander: " Just keep your distance, pal."
Angel: "I wasn't looking at your neck."
Xander: "I told you to eat before we left."
from "Prophecy Girl

Xander Quotes
Ampata: "You are strange."
Xander: "Girls always tell me that. Right before they run away.'
from "Inca Mummy Girl"

Xander: "Wow. Wow, I think I'm having a thought. I am. I'm having a thought. And now I'm having a plan.
(The lights go out.) And now I'm having a Wiggins."
from "Innocence"

Xander: "Man, Buffy. My whole life just flashed before my eyes. I've got to get me a life."
from "Killed By Death"

Xander: "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away."
from "The Witch"

Willow Quotes
Willow: "I know--we could go to the Bronze, sneak in our own tea bags, and ask for hot water."
Xander: "Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail."
from "Reptile Boy"

Willow:" I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh, yeah: '1-800-I'm-Dating-a-Skanky-Ho.
Buffy: "Meow!"
Willow: "Really? Thanks! I've never gotten a 'Meow' before."
from "Phases"

Xander: "You gotta take care of the egg; It's a baby, gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian Values."
Willow: "My egg is Jewish."
from "Bad Eggs"

Cordelia Quotes
Cordelia: I aspire to help my fellow man.' Check. I mean, as long as he's not, like, smelly or dirty or something gross."
from "What's My Line? Part 1"

Giles: "Do you know. I don't recall having ever seen you here (the library) before."
Cordelia: Oh, no. I have a life."
from "Out of mind, Out of Sight."

Giles: "Have you not ever heard of tact."
Cordelia: Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
from "Killed By Death"