Buffy: "If the apocalypse comes, beep me."
Cordelia: "You really campaigning for bitch of the year aren't you."Buffy: "As defending champion, you nervous."
Giles: "Werewolf's, incubi, succubae everything you've ever dreamt was under your bed but told yourself could never be by the light of day. They're all Real!"
Master: "A Slayer."
Master: "By the way, I like your dress."
Xander: "I don't like vampire's. I'm going to take a stand and say there not good."
Giles: "The slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is the slayer, don't tell any one."
Intro voice: Introduction.
Cordelia: "Surprise."Oz: "That pretty much sums it up."
Buffy: "OK, first of all, what's with the outfit live in the now, OK, you look like De Barge."
Xander: "So Buffy how'd the slaying go last night."Willow: "Xander."Xander: "I mean how'd the laying go, no I don't mean that either."
Buffy: "How about you let the door hit you in the ass on you way out."
Buffy: "Mum I'm a vampire slayer."
Buffy: "I think I speak for everyone here when I say 'huh'."
Xander: "Oh yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, I'd use my powers to protect the girls locker room."
Buffy: "It seems we have a slight case of nudity here."Xander: "But your not aroused, so call it an upside."
Xander: "Your looking at my neck."Angel: "What?"Xander: "You checked out my neck, I saw that."Angel: "No I wasn't."Xander: "Just keep you distance pal."Angel: "I wasn't looking at your neck."Xander: "I told you to eat before we left."
Buffy: "You need a personality, stat."
Kendra: "Identify yourself."Buffy: "Back off pink ranger."
Buffy: "I can not believe that you, of all people, are trying to scully me."
Cordelia: "Willow, nice dress, good to know you you've seen the softer side to "
Willow: "Oh, well, well my mum picked it out."Cordelia: "No wonder your such a guy magnet."
Cordelia: "I think you've splashed on just a little too much obsession for dork."