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Buffy: "If the apocalypse comes, beep me."

Cordelia: "You really campaigning for bitch of the year aren't you."
Buffy: "As defending champion, you nervous."

Giles: "Werewolf's, incubi, succubae everything you've ever dreamt was under your bed but told yourself could never be by the light of day. They're all Real!"

Master: "A Slayer."

Master: "By the way, I like your dress."

Xander: "I don't like vampire's. I'm going to take a stand and say there not good."

Giles: "The slayer hunts vampires, Buffy is the slayer, don't tell any one."

Intro voice: Introduction.

Cordelia: "Surprise."
Oz: "That pretty much sums it up."

Buffy: "OK, first of all, what's with the outfit live in the now, OK, you look like De Barge."

Xander: "So Buffy how'd the slaying go last night."
Willow: "Xander."
Xander: "I mean how'd the laying go, no I don't mean that either."

Buffy: "How about you let the door hit you in the ass on you way out."

Buffy: "Mum I'm a vampire slayer."

Buffy: "I think I speak for everyone here when I say 'huh'."

Xander: "Oh yeah, I would give anything to be able to turn invisible. Well, I wouldn't use my powers to beat people up, I'd use my powers to protect the girls locker room."

Buffy: "It seems we have a slight case of nudity here."
Xander: "But your not aroused, so call it an upside."

Xander: "Your looking at my neck."
Angel: "What?"
Xander: "You checked out my neck, I saw that."
Angel: "No I wasn't."
Xander: "Just keep you distance pal."
Angel: "I wasn't looking at your neck."
Xander: "I told you to eat before we left."

Buffy: "You need a personality, stat."

Kendra: "Identify yourself."
Buffy: "Back off pink ranger."

Buffy: "I can not believe that you, of all people, are trying to scully me."

Cordelia: "Willow, nice dress, good to know you you've seen the softer side to "

Willow: "Oh, well, well my mum picked it out."
Cordelia: "No wonder your such a guy magnet."

Cordelia: "I think you've splashed on just a little too much obsession for dork."