Here's some Jokes that will make you laugh so hard, your Grandchilden will feel it, ok? Here we go!
YO MAMA JOKES:
Joke #1: Your mama's so poor, she was kicking a can down the road, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving".
Joke #2: Your mama's so cheap, she hangs the Toilet Paper out to dry!
Joke #3: Your mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list!
Joke #4: Your mama's so fat, Richard Simmons makes fun of her!
Joke #5: Your mama's so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawn mower!
Joke #6: Your mama's so fat, if she were one of the three little pigs she'd say not by the hair on my 26 chins!
Joke #7: Your mama's so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!
Joke #8: Your mama's so fat, she got in her car and the airbag popped out!
Joke #9: Your mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case for a sock!
Joke #10: Your mama's arm pitts are so harry, she looks like she has Don King in a head lock!
Joke #11: Your mama's so old, she went into an antique store and they wouldn't let her out!
Joke #12: Your mama's so fat, her butt's got it's own congressman!
Joke #13: Your mama's so fat, she wore high heels and struck oil!
Joke #14: Your mama's so ugly, she stuck her head out the window and got arested for mooning!
Joke #15: Your mama's so fat, she sits around the house!
Joke #16: Your mama's so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits by everyone.
Joke #17: Your mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.
Joke #18: Your mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Joke #19: Your mama's so fat, she sat on a penny and a bugger came out of lincon's nose.
Zach Galluccio
English 1
Period 6
Essay
CHANGE IN CRISIS
In John Knowles’ novel, several characters experience change in crisis, or are changed when crisis appears. Finny changes when he falls from the tree. Leper changes when he is in the army. Gene changes when Finny dies.
When Finny falls from the tree he changes. Finny has to adapt to his physical disability. Finny has Gene take over his sports life. “Listen, pal, if I can’t play sports, you’re going to play them for me.” –Finny (77) Gene had to become part of Finny.
When Leper joins the army, everyone is shocked. Everyone makes up stories about how brave and heroic Leper is. When Leper goes “psycho”, Gene is shocked all over again. “Psycho. I guess I am. I must be.” –Leper (141) Leper went psychotic when he went through the hardships of the army. That was a great change from what he was.
When Finny fell for the second time, Gene was very worried. After Gene had made peace with Finny, Finny died. That was hard for Gene. Gene never cried over Finny’s death. HE didn’t even cry at Finny’s funeral. “I could not escape a feeling that this was my own funeral and u do not cry in that case.” –Gene (186) Gene changed when Finny died. Gene felt as if he had died. And in that he changed. He changed into a better man who had peace… “A separate peace.”
Change is something that happens in crisis. It’s hard to avoid change. The characters’ changes in the book kind of shaped the book. They gave it more twists, yet at the same time a sort of casualness.
