1. Hide in the clothes and when someone comes looking, yell, "Pick
me, pick me!"
2. Grab orange juice and pour it out on the way to the bathroom.
3. When someone comes over the intercome, assume the fetal position
and yell, "It's those voices again!"
4. Challenge other customers to duels with wrapping paper.
5. Put M & M's on layaway.
6.Use an entire toy aisle setting up a full-scale battle between X-
Men and G.I. Joes.
7. Set up a tent and tell other customers that you will only let them
in if they bring pillows from the home bedding department.
8. If a worker asks you if you need help, yell in a psycho way, "Why
are you people always asking me that?!"
9. Move the "Wet floor" signs to carpeted areas.
10. Walk around suspiciously humming the theme to "Mission:
11. Steal things from other people's carts.
12. Switch other customers' carts with empty ones.
13. Use Nerf guns to shoot at other customers and try not to let them