britney's creek
video vixen
part 1

Author's Name: Desiree Witter

Title: Britney's Creek

Part: Classification: K/j

Rating: PG

Short summary: *** this fanfic is a Josh and Katie romance featuring Britney Spears***

Josh is sprawled on the couch, his chin propped in his hands, elbows sunk into a large throw pillow. He notices his foot tapping to the music and stops…but not in time. " Is this what raises your crane these days, Josh?" Katie, tucking in her T-shirt as she enters the front room of her trailer, is glaring at the TV. On screen, Britney Spears is neighing her hit single "…Baby One More Time" as she bucks and swaggers in the dimly lit halls of an unnamed school, her shirt tied up to reveal the most famous belly in the universe. Katie feels her own, not-quite-so-famous belly turn over. God, she hates Britney Spears-and Josh knows it.
Lacking a good verbal zinger, Katie decides to mimic Spears' strutting and bopping in the video. She leans in close to Josh and shimmies in his face. "Sorry I'm not dressed appropriately," she coos like a playboy bunny. "You'll have to imagine a micro-skirt and exploding cleavage. That shouldn't be hard for you, so to speak." Josh smiles up at her. " I have an excellent imagination." Katie turns back to the screen, and crosses her arm in the universal stance of the annoyed. Her trailer, provided by the WB and parked at the corner of the set, is her sanctuary. She hangs out here between scenes. It's a place for to relax-and how can she relax with this on TV? "I don't know how you can watch this," she sheers at Josh. "it's like a sexed-up scene from The Sound of Music. This definitely isn't rock 'n' roll." "You're just jealous," Josh parries. "Of silicone?"
"Haven't you kept up your TV guide subscription? Says Josh. "She's answered that scurrilious charge." Katie collapses onto the couch behind Josh and crosses her legs. "You're been blinded by science my friend." "Shhh, here's the good part." Josh, trying to get more of a rise out of her, ups the volume. "Ohh bay-bee, bay-bee, bay-beee!!" blares from the TV. "Just wait," Katie offers in response to seeing Josh fixated on the screen. "In five years, we'll be watching VH-1: Behind the Music, and there'll be a bloated, blonde woman reminiscing about her one hit record, '...Baby One More Time,' and telling us how she fell into an abyss of drugs and excess." "Hey, at least her music isn't all smiley face prattle, like *nsync," says Josh, waving at the poster on the wall of five fresh-faced popstars grinning manically. "Their songs are so giddy." Katie seizes on the gibe. "Now who's jealous?"

Josh turns up the volume up even louder. "At least Britney Spears has got some attitude." Katie, pushed to her limit, scrambles over Josh's leg and grabs the remote: they grapple, laughing and tip over, crashing into the floor with a violent bleat from Katie. She giggles at the noise-and at finding Josh sitting on her chest, gazing down at her. Really gazing down at her. we're just friends now, Katie reminds herself. I've got to look away from those beautiful eyes. Except she doesn't want to look away. and neither does Josh.
A knock at the door startles them, and josh sits up. The door to the trailer swings open, A pink-cheeked face framed in blonde hair pops into view. The girl smiles, showing an array pf gleaming white teeth. "Hey! you guys up for some lunch?" Josh turns toward britney and his eyes brighten--atleast Katie thinks they do. Josh stands and self-consciously straightens his shirt. "Sure, Britney,That sounds great." He says, smiling. Nevermind that you downed a bag of cheetos, Katie thinks. my cheetos. "How 'bout you, Katie?" Britney asks, grinning, "You up for some lunch with us?" Katie rolls onto her stomach and silently pretends to vomit into the carpet.

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