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1. Never say I’ll be right back. You’d be lying.
2. Don’t partake in drugs or drinking and no promiscuity. Sin will be atoned for.
3. Don’t bother checking on your friends. They’re dead.
4. Don’t answer the telephone or investigate strange noises, esp. if they’re coming from the basement.
5. Never unmask the killer. It’ll make ‘em mad.
6. Never walk backwards you’re bound to bump into your dead friend, or worse, the freak that killed him.
7. When you’re fleeing from the scene, remember no car, even a reliable K-car will start until the killer has caught up with you.
8. Wait until the killing spree is over to bathe.
9. Your dog can take care of itself.
10. Falling asleep is a bad idea.
11. If you’re the janitor, quit. The janitor is alway the first suspect, and the first to exonerated, if you get my drift.
12. Don’t just stand there crying hysterically. Run you idiot!!!