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Spike Quotes

"I'm chained to a bathtub drinking pig's blood out of a novelty mug. It doesn't exactly rate high in the Zaggit's Guide."-Spike From-Something Blue

"When did you become so levelheaded?"-Angelus
"About the time you became so pigheaded."-Spike From-Becoming Part 2

"You wouldn't kill me.You don't have the stones!"-Spike
"Oh, I got the stones. I got a whole bunch of...stones!"-Buffy From-Something Blue

"It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."-Spike From-Becoming Part 1

"Women!"-Spike From-School Hard

"Slayer. Here kitty, kitty..."-Spike From-School Hard

"You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children. It's blood. Blood screaming inside you to work it's will. And I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."-Spike From-Lover's Walk


"What are you going to do with him?"-Willy
"I'm thinking maybe dinner and a movie. Don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt you know."-Spike From-What's My Line? Part 2

"You were there! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixiton was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock. I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off of a flower person and spent the next six hours watching my hand move."-Spike From-School Hard

"Hello cutie!"-Spike From-Becoming Part 2

"You can see all that in your head?"-Angelus
"No, you ninny, she read it in the morning paper."-Spike From-Becoming Part 1

"Piffle!"-Spike From-The Initiative

"You know, this doesn't make you any less intimidating."-Willow
"Don't patronize me!"-Spike From-The Initiative

"A bear! You made a bear!"-Spike
"I didn't mean to."-Buffy
"Undo it! Undo it!"-Spike From-Pangs

"Remember all that conquering army stuff I said? Forget it. I apologize."-Spike
"Shut up Spike!"-Buffy
"Fine. I'll do it myself. Sorry, sorry about that chief!"-Spike From-Pangs

"Hello gorgeous!"-Spike From-The Initiative

"Did we win?"-Spike From-Pangs

"Come on! It's telly time! Passions is on. Timmy's stuck in the bloody well! And if you make me miss it I'll-"-Spike
"You'll what? Lick me to death?"-Giles From-Something Blue

"You love those tunnels more than me!"-Harmony
"I love syphillis more than you!"-Spike From-In the Harsh Light of Day

"You have your way with him, and you'll never get your answers. And I don't fancy spending the next month getting librarian out of the carpet."-Spike From-Becoming Part 2

"It's paradise! Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us!"-Spike From-I Only Have Eyes For You

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