Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One - she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Q: How can bake sales be used to lower the deficit? A: Raise enough money to send Clinton a Flo-Bee!
Q: What do Bill Clinton and the Mississippi River have in common? A: Both are all wet, wander all over the place, and are controlled by dikes.