Father Mulcahy: Hawkeye & B.J.:
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A chaplain in the Army Oh the surgeons in the Army
has a collar on his neck, they say we're mighty bright,
if you don't listen to him we work on soldiers through the day
you'll all wind up in heck. and nurses through the night.

[Chorus, sung by all: [Chorus]
Oh I don't want no more of Army life,
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!]


Colonel Potter: the Nurses:
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Friendships in the Army The surgeons in the Army
they say are mighty rare, they're bright, they are profound,
so I spend all my free time but we'll take chopper pilots
carousing with my mare. they'll get you off the ground.

[Chorus] [Chorus]


Radar O'Reilly: Corporal Klinger:
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The corporals in the Army Oh some guys like the Army
you say we're really green, I think that it's a mess,
but if it weren't for us guys if it's so damn terrific
you'd be in the latrine. how come I wear a dress?

[Chorus] [Chorus]


Margaret Houlihan: Frank Burns:
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Oh some nurses in the Army Oh Hawkeye and oh B.J.
they haven't tied the knot, they think they're pretty smart,
but this one's gonna try it I'd like to take a scalpel
with Donald Penobscott. and stab them in the heart.

[Ending chorus:
Oh I don't want no more of Army life,
Gee Ma, I wanna go,
But they won't let me go,
Gee Ma, I wanna go home!]