END TEASER
ACT ONE

5. INT. LAB

Mauser runs a scanning device over Cleo, then Sarge, then Hel, then himself. He pushes button on it.

MAUSER
We're all fine, amazingly. The dart didn't seem to do anything to us.

SARGE
That doesn't make very much sense.

HEL
He wouldn't shoot us all with something if it did nothing.

CLEOPATRA
Maybe he was just trying to scare us.

SARGE
Doubtful, he probably did something to us. Until we figure it out, I don't think any of us should leave the lab.

HEL
Voice, any idea of what Creegan might have shot us with.

VOICE
I'm clueless, Hel. But I do think that Mauser should inject each of you with a virus antidote immediately. We don't want to leave this up to chance.

HEL
Voice thinks we should take a virus antidote.

CLEOPATRA
That's a good idea, what if that stuff he shot us with is poison.

HEL
I don't think it was. Creegan likes to watch us try to stop him, he wouldn't just kill us off before moving ahead with his plan, he would want us to try and stop him and realize...that we'll fail.

SARGE
As sad as that sounds, it's true. Creegan could easily destroy the underground anytime he wanted, he wouldn't even stop to make sure we weren't in the way.

CLEOPATRA
So that puts us back at square one. What did he shoot us with?

Mauser comes up to them with a large injecting needle.

MAUSER
Here's the antidote.

He injects Hel, then Cleo, then Sarge, then himself.

MAUSER
There...we can all rest easy now.

SARGE
Good to know.

HEL
We should still stay here, though. Just incase.

CLEOPATRA
Man, I wanted to go shopping today!

HEL
It'll have to wait, Cleo.

CLEOPATRA
But there's a sale going on at Shrimpy's!

HEL
Cleo! I said it will have to wait.

CLEOPATRA
Mauser pumped us full of the virus antidote, everything's fine.

SARGE
Cleo, we don't know if he even shot us with a virus.

CLEOPATRA
Fine. I'll stay here.

CUT TO:
6. INT. BAILEY COMMAND

Creegan stands before a console.

CREEGAN
One push of a button, and it's bye bye Voice Team, hello shameless hussies!

Creegan pushes the button. Sinister laughter escapes his evil grin.

CUT TO:
7. INT. LAB

Hel, Sarge, Cleo, and Mauser glow red, without even noticing. Sarge looks over to Mauser who is working on the lab systems as usual.

SARGE
Hey, Mauser, how ya doing?

Mauser looks at her with a handsome smile.

MAUSER
Better now that I'm looking at you.

Sarge giggles, then reaches over and unhooks one of Mauser's shirt hooks. She continues to do this slowly with a grin on her face before she pulls his shirt off of him. Hel and Sarge look over.

HEL
Sarge!

Sarge looks at Hel, who seems mad. Soon she smiles.

HEL
How come you get Mauser first?

SARGE
Because...

She grabs Mauser by the pants and drags him to her bedroom.

CLEOPATRA
I'm feeling kinda weird, Hel.

HEL
Weird how?

CLEOPATRA
I don't know...just...I have this yerning for something that I don't know what it is.

HEL
Sarge seems to know what's bothering her, and how to fix it. But, wait I didn't think Mauser was programmed for...

SARGE (VO)
Oh, my God!!!

HEL
I guess we were wrong.

CLEOPATRA
Can I have Mauser next?

Hel looks at her.

HEL
What if I want Mauser next?

CLEOPATRA
Mauser happends to like blondes, thank you very much.

HEL
Well fine then! I'll just visit the Hair-O-Matic and come out blonde, then I'll have Mauser next.

CLEOPATRA
You can't have Mauser, he's mine!

HEL
Hah! Like Hell he is!

CLEOPATRA
I don't want to fight over him, can't we just...share him?

HEL
Fine, you can have him. I'm gonna go get me some real men.

Hel walks out of the lab. Sarge comes staggering out of the bedrooms, hardly dressed. Mauser confidently comes out zipping up his pants.

MAUSER
Who's next? Cleo?

Cleo grins and walks off screen.

RIGHT WIPE CUT TO:
8. INT. CLUB

Hel comes in, ready for action. She walks through the crowd on the dancefloor, checking out cute guys. She begins dancing with one.

MAN
Hi. What's your name?

HEL
It's whatever you want it to be, baby!

A bartender comes around with a tray and a shotglass full of something. Hel grabs it and chugs it down.

HEL
Whoo!!!

MAN (Amused)
Are you all right?

HEL
I'm great, in fact I'm better than ever.

MAN
So what is your name, really?

HEL
Hel.

MAN
I'm Guy.

HEL (Looking Around)
Nice to meet you, do you see an empty dark corner anywhere that we could go to.

GUY
Why?

HEL
If you don't know why, then I don't want anything to do with you.

She walks away and starts dancing with other people. Guy looks down, then walks away.

CUT TO:
9. INT. BAILEY COMMAND. NIGHT

Creegan is in his Bailey body as he addresses his minion Betrayers.

CREEGAN
Hel's team is the only Voice Team that could ever stand a chance against you. Now they're out of the picture. Tear the underground apart!

CUT TO:
10. INT. SIM LEVEL

We see 21st century homes, in the winter time. Suddenly a horde of Betrayers burst in out of no where and begin to blast their way through the homes, destroying them until there is nothing but dead bodies laying on an empty level floor.

CUT TO:
11. INT. LAB - SARGE'S BEDROOM.

A loud moan from both Sarge and Mauser is heard. Mauser, who rests on top of Sarge, now climbs off to lay beside her. They are both nude, covered with a golden sheet. Sarge cuddles up to Mauser and starts playing with his nipples.

SARGE
That was excellent!

MAUSER
It was enjoyable, yes.

SARGE
Mauser, do you think the reason we're all so....you know...

MAUSER
Horny?

Sarge laughs.

SARGE
Yeah, do you think that's because of the stuff Creegan shot us with?

MAUSER
I do think so. But I don't care. That stuff gave me the power to feel physical pleasure, without also being an evil betrayer. And I'm very glad you're the person I got to feel it with.

Sarge and Mauser look in each other's eyes, and they slowly come together, before kissing.

~ END OF ACT ONE ~
~ACT TWO~

FADE IN:
12. INT. BAR

Betrayers pillage the place, not leaving a single human alive, or anything left standing.

CUT TO:
13. INT. SHAFTS

Bailey-Creegan now flies down through the Shafts, checking out each level, seeing that his children are soon going to conquer the entire underground. He smiles.
CUT TO:
14. INT. BEDROOM

Hel sleeps nude in bed with another guy. She's sleeping soundly when she jumps to the sound of...

VOICE
Hel, WAKE UP!

HEL
What is it Voice?

VOICE
Creegan has begun an attack on the entire underground!

Hel quickly gets up and gets dressed.

HEL
What?!

VOICE
An army of Betrayers are killing levels 900-800 and working their way down quickly! Are you in the lab?

HEL
Uh...yes, I am.

VOICE
Good, I want to be with you when you prepare Sarge and Cleo for the mission, there are a few things I have to tell all of you.

HEL
Okay, I'm not exactly in the lab. I'll be there shortly. She runs out.

CUT TO:
15. INT. LAB

Hel enters and finds Cleo playing around with the computers.

HEL
Cleo, what are you doing?

CLEOPATRA
I'm making a virtual man.

HEL
What?

CLEOPATRA
Well Sarge is keeping Mauser to herself, so I figured I'd make someone for myself. I'm almost done, do you want me to make you a man too.

HEL
Oh, yes.

VOICE
Hel...the mission.

HEL
Right Voice. Cleo, we got a mission, get Sarge and Mauser.

CLEOPATRA
I'm kinda scared to go in there.

Hel rolls her eyes, then goes to Sarge's room. Cleo follows. They open the door. We hear sounds of the lovemaking, but don't see what's going on.

CLEOPATRA
What the--Can two people really physically do that?

(A beat.)

HEL
Looks like it. Hey, you two, we got a mission.

They stops and jump out of the room quickly, getting dressed.

HEL
Whoa.

SARGE
What's the mission?

HEL
Creegan has his Betrayers ripping the underground apart.

SARGE
We're the only Voice team, how does Voice expect us the fight all the Betrayers?

HEL
We'll figure it out.

CLEOPATRA
What about the Nanobites?

HEL
Good idea Cleo, I just hope they're recharged enough since last time.

SARGE
Do we have to go out and fight Betrayers now? Mauser and I were in the middle of something.

HEL
Sarge!

Sarge looks at Hel.
HEL (CONT'D)
You've got a point. Do you think Mauser can take us all on?

VOICE
Hel! Mauser is not programmed for sexual activity, and you have a mission to complete.

Hel pulls a laser from her a pouch on her shorts, and starts to run it along the back part of your ear.

HEL
You know what Voice...I'm tired of hearing you.

VOICE
Hel, please don't, you need me now. Creegan is controlling you, he's making you do --

She rips the receptor out and closes up the hole.

HEL
So...who's ready to have some fun?

They all go back into Sarge's room and the door closes.

CUT TO:
16. INT. LEVEL.

A Voice team fights the Betrayers. There are 3 of them. They regroup into a corner as the Betrayers close in.

DESTRUCTION MONTAGE: Level upon Level upon Level is being ransacked by the Betrayers. Bars and other establishments are wiped out easily, no life is spared. Creegan continues to float through the levels, making sure his children are doing a good job.

Now back to the Voice Team. They await their doom when-- BONK! One of them is hit in the head. They mysterious person fights the Betrayers and isn't seen until the last one is down. It's Hel! But wait, she has braids in her hair, and is wearing her vest. She wasn't in the last scene, and how did she get here so fast?

HEL
You all right?

They nod, and Hel takes off.

CUT TO:
17. INT. BAILEY COMMAND. DAY

CREEGAN
Nice. Hel...very nice. They're too horny to even bother stopping the raids. The best plan I ever came up with.

He pushes another button and now sees a Level Servailance Camera. For a second he sees Hel fighting Betrayers, but then a blast hits the camera and the image becomes static.

CREEGAN
What the hell? That's impossible.

He clicks back to the camera set up in Sarge's bedroom where the orgy is going on.

CREEGAN
Hel's right there, how can....must not have been her.

A mutant comes up to Creegan.

MUTANT
Creegan, sir.

CREEGAN
I'm busy.

MUTANT
We've discovered some new information that you might like to know about the robot Mauser.

CREEGAN
Fine, what?

He turns his attention away from the screen, to face the mutant.

MUTANT
The stuff you pumped 'em with is wearing off, but it will take time for the humans. However we think that it may cause the robot to become a Betrayer. What he once was.

We hear a loud moan from Hel, on the screen.

CREEGAN
Damn it, you made me miss the climax of the movie! Fine, deal with it. Get Mauser out of the picture. Kill Sarge and Cleopatra if you have to, but don't let anything happen to Hel.

MUTANT
May I ask why you like Hel so much?

CREEGAN
No...you may not.

MUTANT
Very well.

The mutant leaves him.

CUT TO:
18. INT. SARGE'S BEDROOM.

They all lay in one bed, naked, sleeping. Mauser's eyes shoot open, and turn RED. He sits up quickly. Sarge wakes up a little, and looks over to him.

SARGE
Mauser, are you okay?

He fights his rage.

MAUSER
I am fine.

SARGE
Good. Cause I'm kinda in the mood again.

MAUSER
In the mood for what, Sarge?

He looks around and sees them all laying naked in one bed, and jumps out of it.

MAUSER (CONT'D)
What have I done?

Cleo and Hel wake up.

HEL
Mauser?

MAUSER
I do not remember.

SARGE
You..you don't remember?

Sarge walks up to him.

SARGE
You made love to me, and you don't remember?

MAUSER
But how? I'm not programmed with the ability to fornicate.

SARGE
Could've fooled me.

MAUSER
No! It's not true.

He attacks Sarge in a fit of rage sending her across the room. Hel and Cleo get out of bed. Hel quickly puts the Voice receptor back in her ear. Hel and Sarge aim their gauntlets at Mauser.

HEL
Mauser, stand down.

VOICE
Hel, you've corrupted Mauser. There's no saving him now. Take the shot.

HEL
Voice wants me to take the shot.

SARGE
We can't!

HEL
You're right. Look at the size of his--

SARGE
Hel! It's not about that. Mauser's our friend, we can't just shoot him.

Mauser's arms turn into Betrayer Cannons.

CLEOPATRA
Oh, but he can shoot us.

They hit the deck as Mauser fires.

HEL
Voice, can you deactivate Mauser?

VOICE
I'll try. I don't know which button controls him.

HEL
What?!

VOICE
Nothing, Hel.

Suddenly Mauser goes limp and falls the the floor with a thud. They stand up, breathing a sigh of relief.
~END OF ACT TWO~


~ACT THREE ~

FADE IN:

19. INT. LAB.

The team is now dressed in their regular clothes. Mauser is propped up, still deactivated.

SARGE
How could we have fallen for it?

HEL
We didn't fall, we were pushed by Creegan.

SARGE
He's destroying the underground as we speak, but we were too busy being horny to even care. That's never happend before, I can't believe we let Creegan win this round.

HEL
I can't believe we...did it with Mauser. Nothing's ever going to be the same.

VOICE
Hel, is the team ready for battle?

HEL
We're ready, Voice, are you?

VOICE
I am. Once you get the Bailey Command, distract Creegan as long as you can. Then I'll release the Nanobites.

HEL
We ready, team?

SARGE
Fighting Creegan...again. Can't we do something different for once?

CLEOPATRA
Ya know...Creegan is kinda cute.

Hel rolls her eyes and walks off.

SARGE
You got that right.

They follow Hel.

CUT TO:
20. INT. BAILEY COMMAND

Creegan sits on the floor meditating. Everything is quiet until...

HEL (VO)
Meditating? I would've thought you'd be mastur--

CREEGAN
Don't finish that sentence, Helen.

Creegan opens his eyes and stands up. The team is standing there. All the betrayers have their weapons aimed at them.

CREEGAN
Lower your weapons.

They do.

CREEGAN (VO)
What do you want, Helen?

Hel smiles wickedly.

HEL
You.

CREEGAN
Me?

HEL
Did I stutter? I may be high on love juice, Creegan, but you know me I'm still thinking clearly as always. I want you. Imagine it, Creegan.

She starts to walk up to him.

HEL
Imagine the passion, the lust.

CREEGAN
You'd never leave your team for me, Helen.

HEL
Yes I would. Anything for you, George.

CREEGAN
NEVER CALL ME THAT!

VOICE
Hel, is this a part of the plan?

HEL
What plan, Voice? I'm just lookin' for love. And Creegan's delivering.

CLEOPATRA
Hel, are you going to share him?

HEL
Hell no! Creegan's mine! Go back home and play with the toy.

CREEGAN
So let me get this straight. You're willing to leave your team to be my wife?

HEL
Wife? Who said anything about being your wife?

Hel walks up closer to him and grabs his color, whispering in his ear...

HEL
I want to be your..whore.

CREEGAN
Stop the attack, I want all Betrayers back here now!

A betrayer nods and pushes a signal button.

CREEGAN (CONT'D)
Shall we go to bed, then Hel?

HEL
Oooh, lets.

Hel and Creegan walk off.

HEL (VO)
Don't wait up.

Sarge and Cleo walk out, frustrated.

CUT TO:
21. INT. LAB

Sarge kicks the console, very angry.

SARGE
Ya know, it's not that she left us for Creegan, it's that she wouldn't even share! Not even a little kiss.

CLEOPATRA
Yeah. Bitch!

SARGE
That's fine. We don't need her anyway.

Sarge is shot with a electric bolt from the console.

SARGE
Ow!

VOICE
Sarge!

SARGE
Oh, damn! This day can't possibly get worse!

CLEOPATRA
What is it?

SARGE
Voice is in my head again!

VOICE
Sarge, Hel has lost her mind.

SARGE
So you decided to jump back in mine.

VOICE
You have to go back to Bailey Command and stop this.

SARGE
I don't want to!

VOICE
What?!

SARGE
Mauser and I have some unfinished business. I'm gonna turn him on, fix him, and then f--

CLEOPATRA
Sarge!

SARGE
What?

CLEOPATRA
Mauser's gone!

Sarge sees that Mauser is no where to be seen.

SARGE
Voice?

VOICE
I don't know where he is.

SARGE
Well there is one explaination. When we reprogrammed him after his wife died, we made it so if he's injured he looks for Hel. So, he's heading...

CLEOPATRA
Right for Hel!

CUT TO:
22. INT. LEVEL

Sarge and Cleo round a corner at great speed, heading for Bailey Command.

CLEOPATRA
Are we going to be able to fight Mauser?

SARGE
We've done it before.

CLEOPATRA
How about when we reprogram him this time we make it so he can fix himself?

SARGE
Good idea.

Suddenly they fall through a hidden hole in the level.

FADE IN:
23. INT. CELL

Sarge and Cleo fall into a dark and dank square room. They stand up.

CLEOPATRA
Well this can't be good.

SARGE
We have to find a way out of here. You see anything?

Cleo squints seeing something in a corner. She walks up to it and touches it. A skeleton falls forward onto the floor. Cleo recoils and screams.

CLEOPATRA
I hope I didn't just see our future.

Two of the walls begin to close in.

SARGE
I don't think you did.

~ END OF ACT THREE ~
~ ACT FOUR ~

FADE IN:
24. INT. CELL

Right where we left off, Cleo and Sarge huddle together as the walls close in on them. Soon they will smash them. Sarge begins firing. Cleo does aswell. Nothing works. Sarge and Cleo turn to each other.

SARGE
I'm sorry, Cleo.

CLEOPATRA
Don't be sorry, Sarge.

They hug. Then, they release and look into each other's eyes before kissing. Zoom away from them.

CUT TO:
25. INT. LEVEL

Now Sarge and Cleo are back on the level all of a sudden, still kissing. They pull back and see where they are.

CLEOPATRA
What just happend?

SARGE
It must've been the stuff Creegan gave us. It's driving us crazy and making us hilucinate.

CLEOPATRA
Were we just kissing?

SARGE
Yeah. It must be the juice.

CLEOPATRA
Let's go find a cure.

SARGE
Right.

They take off running but stop when they see Mauser next to a wall, staring at it.

SARGE
Mauser?

He turns around.

MAUSER
Sarge. I am supposed to go to Hel.

SARGE
So why are you here?

MAUSER
Because Hel is here.

SARGE
Where?

MAUSER
Inside. I cannot gain access.

CLEOPATRA
Okay, he's trippin.

SARGE
We can deal with it later. There's no immediate life threatening danger, but Hel still might have sex with Creegan.

CLEOPATRA
Lucky bitch.

SARGE
Cleo, do you really think Creegan is hot?

CLEOPATRA
Yeah.

SARGE
But he did shoot us up with something, don't you think that's affecting your thinking?

CLEOPATRA
Maybe. I dunno, let's just get this done so we can get Mauser back to normal and we can all have a nice orgy.

SARGE
I like the way you think.

They continue onward.

CUT TO:
26. INT. CREEGAN'S BEDCHAMBER.

The room is decorated with sensual colors. Purples, Pinks, Blues, Browns, and Reds everywhere. There's a huge bed in the center of the room. This is where Hel is. She lays there ready for action, wearing a see-through beaded nightgown and beaded headdress. Creegan comes in, wearing his usual clothes.

CREEGAN
So what? We do it now?

HEL
Oh, yeah!

She gets up and grabs Creegan, throwing him on the bed as she straddles him.

CREEGAN
This is nice.

Hel kisses him. Suddenly we hear a loud bang from outside. A fire fight goes on.

CREEGAN (Cont'd)
What was that?

HEL
Nothing your...massive armies can't handle.

She goes back to kissing him. Sarge and Cleo burst through the door, gauntlets at the ready.

SARGE
Hel! Get away from him, he's mine.

HEL
No, Sarge.

Hel slowly grabs a read scarf and slowly teases Creegan with it before she wraps it around his throat, strangling him with it.

HEL
He's mine!

Creegan fights for his life but is not match for Hel. She tugs hard on the scarf, slowly chocking the life out of Creegan. Sarge and Cleo lower their gauntlets.

CREEGAN (Choking)
Helen! What is the meaning of this?

HEL
You murdered my father and many innocent people. Your existence has brought death and destruction to anyone and everyone who knows you. And I want it to end, now, Creegan. But this...this isn't how it will end. You're defenseless against me.

Creegan's eyes start to roll back in his head.

HEL
I won't kill you unless it's in a fair fight. Something you didn't give my father.

She releases him and jumps off the bed. Creegan grabs his throat, coughing and chocking. He can't move.

HEL
Let's go, team.

Hel leaves, Sarge follows, but Cleo stays behind. She walks over to the bed where Creegan is too weak to move.

CLEOPATRA
That was very noble of Hel, wasn't it? Letting you live. I disagree with her decision, but it was hers to make. I'm not the same little pacifist anymore, Creegan. You try to hurt Hel or Sarge again...and I will enjoy cutting you open and feeding you your intestines.

CREEGAN
You can talk the talk, but can you--

She blasts him with her gauntlet. It only knocks him out though, he's still breathing.

CLEOPATRA
You bet your ass I can.

HEL (VO)
Cleo, you coming?

Cleo exits the room.
CUT TO:

27. INT. LAB

Hel is working on Mauser. He's all done. He awakens.

MAUSER
Thank you, Hel.

HEL
No problem.

Cleo comes over and sits with Hel and Sarge and Mauser.

CLEOPATRA
Question...why didn't that antidote work?

HEL
Simple. Whatever kind of love juice Creegan created, it wasn't a virus or anything like that. For it to work, all it had to do was play on what we were all feeling. I think that lately it's been all about fighting, with no time for personal stuff. We just have to make it our priority to have more flexible priorities.

CLEOPATRA
Here here! I say tonight, we go out, who's with me?

HEL
Ooh, me!

Hel and Cleo get up and start to leave.

HEL
Sarge, you coming?

SARGE
Uh, no. I'm actually just gonna go to sleep I'm tired.

HEL
Okay.

They leave. Sarge turns to Mauser.

SARGE
Mauser...look, I know that what we felt for each other was...fake, but I just hope that we can still be friends, you know, without any ackward--

Mauser kisses her passionately.

FADE TO BLACK

Executive Producers
Davin Nation
&
Cody Steinman

On the Next Cleopatra 2525

ON AN ALL-NEW CLEOPATRA 2525
Sarge: Get Ready
THE TEAM SENDS CLEO ON A MISSION...
(Shots of Cleo fighting Mutants.)
Hel: You think she can pull this off?
Sarge: I really don't know.
THAT GETS HER INTO BIG TROUBLE
Creegan: I'm going to enjoy pulling out your insides and sending them to Hel and Sarge
(Shot of Hel in the lab, ready to leave.)
Hel: Let's get her out of there.
Sarge: No, wait.
(Hel looks at Sarge, almost mad.)
CLEOPATRA 2525...COMING NEXT WEEK.