Not Art.
Arben's Multi-Purpose Frontpage!
This page, like so much of Creation, is Not Art.From here, you are welcome to any of the little web endeavors I've thrown together recently:
- Bakana?! --- This is is the internet abode of fellow NotArtist Arthur "Two-Sheds" Meek'n. He has long wanted a link there from here, since there are links there to here. As you all know, this page is only capable of linking to things I've done. So how, you ask, can this be justified?? The answer is simple. I am quoted extensively throughout his website, particularly in the Godzilla movie review and narrative. So go there, and to hell with the Portuguese!
- HelpRKNow! --- Let's all give our new Not Artist a nice, well...nice welcome, by HELPING!!!
Solon High School Forensics Team --- The SHS SnD team has commissioned NotArt to produce a Floyd-tastic new web layout! Here's a VERY small preview! New NotArt Page! --- As much as we absolutely love our current domain name, we've decided to move to a server which doesn't cram quite so much advertising down your throat. Ironically, it involves an ad-based referral, but we'll all soon see what's what.
((NOTE: We'd've might as well not even mentioned this yet since it won't be up for a good long while)This is really just so we can look like more content has been added recently.>
The Most Disappointing Taco Bell/KFC in all the Land! --- Learn about just how awful it really is (really rather awful, we might add). Also Introducing Rich Kincaid, our newest Not Artist!
How to 'Win Big' in Second (or Third+) Market Videogame Sales --- See how I took two rivaling trade-in stores for a ride in this step-by-step guide!
For those of you who may have missed the subtleties (sic) below, back when they were at the top, I'll spell it out for you
- Taking an active part in the web around you means SIGNING THE GUESTBOOK
- Seeing how others did just that is called READING THE GUESTBOOK!
Solon High School Marching Band --- Head right on over hear and scroll down to the "Not Art." section. The layouts, most pictures, and many articles I wrote all by myself, without even having to go ask French Stuart for help.
Magic 8-Balls: Souvenir Soothsayer or Mob Insider? --- At last, the insidious truth behind the so-called "Magic" 8-Ball!
NOT for BLIND KIDS --- As you may suppose, this page may not be particularly Blind-Accessible. Too Bad!
If you're the sort that likes to take an active part in the Web around you, go right ahead, and click here
Now then, if you're the sort that just likes to think you take an active part, when really you'd just rather see how others are actively partaking, well that's just fine, I suppose. Why don't you go and see what your fellow travelers have had to say by going here
The Haiku Game. --- The Haiku Game. What bloody fun. All done in five-seven-five form, 'natch.
Moose Juggling --- It's things like this that should teach places like 'Geocities' not to give me web space
I know there are broken tags, but that's the auto-yahoo-webpage-o-matic's fault, not mine at all!
Site-O-Me-O-Matic --- Created for credit, contains minor humor, not worth looking at.
If you have looked at it already, cut it out! We both know it's not that interesting.
sTaushOnLine 2.1 --- This is the original version, I'ven't bothered to do anything about it, and it's not by me at all, but instead: sTaush.
sTaushOnLine 1.0 ---
YJK Trivia Homepage --- Since the SWOFC collapsed before the site was up, I abandoned it here...the link may or may not work.
Upon further reflection, you are advised not to touch the above link, but instead this one, where you may view componants of the original site individually, and with greater success. Do that
HERE.
There you can see such quality homespun art, created entirely by me, as this wonderful graphic:
Upon even further reflection, why don't you check out both, so you can see the cool animated "skullie". BTW--"golden boots" refers to the fact that the site changed every week with the title of the current episode of
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Web Design by Arben Anison.
Thanks to 
http://www.htmlGEAR.com for the above partakableness of this page
Ye who persevere to read this far down beware of a site redesign, coming soon, all too soon!
