3 August 2009
Make me laugh, win a Headkrusher contest over! Winner is Jay Whitecotton of San Antonio, Texas.

24 JULY 2009
-Hey y'all,I've had a pretty fucked week. I got sick Monday, missed work Tuesday, my dog bit me Wednesday, some asshole with British Colombia plates pulled an Axel Foley at the red light and some stupid fuck in a mini van tried to run me off the road on Thursday (Thursday's traffic is the reason why road rage exists) and on Friday my MP3 player stopped working and I spilled my coffee. I shit you not this has not been a great week.

So, why am I bellyaching to you? It is not your problem.

It can be to your benefit.

Some smartass said that laughter is the best medicine. (short of taking an Uzi through the Arches)

So starting now at 7:30PM Pacific time on Friday the 24th of July 2009 till 12:00AM the 31st of July 2009 I will be accepting jokes by email and the joke that makes me laugh the hardest will win a new RAS Headkrusher distortion pedal.

Here are the only conditions:
1) You must be 18 years or older to participate in this little contest. (proof of age will be required) (I'm not bullshitting you)
2) Do not under any circumstances censor yourself. Any jokes that are that wussified or politcally corrected will be discarded. (humor is not PC)

After I make my decision, I will contact you for proof of age and shipping information

Submit jokes to: robert@rasamplification.com

Also if you know any musicians that have good jokes up their sleeves send them this message.

Make me laugh my friends
-Robert
(It's my business I can do what I want.)

3 JULY 2009
-I FINALLY GOT THIS WEBSITE GOING AGAIN. IT TOOK FOREVER FOR ME TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON BUT AFTER I ACTUALLY SAT DOWN AND STARTED PLANNING EVERYTHING OUT IT STARTED TO FALL TOGETHER. I ALSO FINISHED THE EARBASHER AND I AM WORKING ON THE NEW AMPS.