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Senior Patrol others


The Senior Patrol

Brandon Jones - The last known person to actually win a game of elimination. Brandon is by far the most skilled elimination player in the troop. His quick speed, fast reflexes, and super long legs create a deadly combination. If Brandon is gunning for you, it's not long before he'll take you out. Brandons long legs allow him to get anywhere on the floor in just three steps, which he turns into three gigantic leaps. Brandon possesses amazing dodging skills as well. Remember that scene in The Matrix where Neo is dodging the bullets? Well, Brandon can make that look like child's play. Brandon has been known to actually jump OVER the ball when it was thrown at waist level. His speed is unparalleled, and he can clear the floor of the less skilled players in the first few minutes of the game. Before you blink, you'll be out, and Brandon has also been know to rampage and get 10+ people out before loosing control of the ball. Brandon currently holds the top rank of best player in the Troop.
Marty Hueter - Marty is well rounded, and can do it all. Marty has been around as long as Brandon and has gained just as much experience. Marty also has his own sense of style when he plays, and likes most of his moves to look good. Marty's specialty is a fake out consisting of Marty ruthlessly staring at a target and at the last moment whipping the ball at some other target, taking his prey by complete surprise.
Andrew Clark - Andrew is a man known to hold grudges. If you piss him off both in game, or out of game, you can be sure he'll pay you back for it here. Andrew is a ruthless hunter and will stop at very little to completely devastate his prospective targets. Andrews dry wit can ensure that, if he wants to, he can add insult to injury, to fully devastate his opponents.
Morgan Parker - Our current tyrant, I mean SPL. Morgan is known for his suicidal game tendencies. At times, he has been know to walk right up to people and allow them a nice clean shot right at him. Be cautious however, Morgan is skilled at catching the ball, and when someone does take that easy shot at him, he often catches their ball, then turns around, and gets another person out. It has been speculated that Morgan's short fuzzy hair helps to make him more aerodynamic.
Ben Coupland - Ben has been around for a while as well. His most impressive feature is his crazy long legs which occupy a good three fourths of his total height. Using his long legs, he is able to clear most of the floor in just three steps. Because of his large stride, Ben once held the nick-name of "Brandon's decibel."




Senior Patrol others