FindTheUrl Inc.
................... Cliff, hello..this is Eric.. I have set you up an account on angelfire.com with the hopes that you would visit this website and get the message which I am ..well.. currently typing.
But to start, I apologize for the multiple spam bombs you will get from me setting up this account.
The purpose of this is for you to tell us the URL to the site you are currently building that is allegedly (notice the use of the word as to avoid a lawsuit.. :D) about yourself!
My partner in internet crime is Jake.. But he is just my pawn.. I am the brains behind all this!
