Famous Quotes (Well Maybe)

Some Famous Quotes that may bring a smile to your Face!


"Alcohol the cause of and solution to all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson

"The Day I can't go to work drunk is the day I turn in my badge and gun." - Oswald, Drew Carey Show

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink, because when they wake up that's as good as they are going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

"Don't let the door hit ya, where the good lord split ya." - Chris Farley's Brother

"That's what I like about these high school girls, I get older they stay the same age." - Dazed and Confused

"It's nuddie magaizine Day." - Billy Madison

"Why did I drink so much I can't remember." - Billy Madison

"Give me a couple of bowls of loud mouth Soup." - Dumb and Dumber


Some Quotes from Sean's Mom

Learn from the mistakes of others...You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself!!!

If at first you don't succeed....you'll get lots of advise!!

We do, not what we are able to do, but what we are enabled to do.

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple.

Hate is like acid. It can damage the vessel in which it is stored as well as destroy the object on which it is poured.

The person who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before they decide, never decides.

Quotes Provided by Sean's MOM's Friend Judy

Yesterday is history; Tomorrow is a mystery; Today is a gift - that's why they call it the "present".

"The universe unfolds as it should".

There are no mistakes - only learning opportunities.

Never use the words, "I didn't have any choice"; - we always have a choice - we may not like any of the alternatives presented to us but ultimately, we do make the choice. The challenge, of course, is living with the consequence of that choice.

Quotes from Mamma T

"We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence." - Joseph Roux

"Life is like an icecream cone. You got to eat it when you get it. You got to eat it fast. Because if you don't, it's going to melt all over your hand and down your arm. Do you want to go through life licking your arm? So live! Live! Live! Never let an empty moment go by!" - Jim Ignitowski, "Taxi"

The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment; it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others; it is in yourself alone." - Orison Swett Marden

"Silence does not truly hide a multitude of indecisive stupidity."

"Sometimes it is a great joy just to listen to someone we love talking."

Do good and good will follow you."

"To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all."

"Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or doing it better."