so this is where things get good.

now, if i was an honest person i'd say i only make these strange webpages that all look the same because i don't get enough attention and i figure, hey everyone else is making an ass of themselves on the internet anyway, right? But since i'm not i'll just say that this is the best website in the entire history of the rest of the larger world.

and leave it at that.

so for all of the time i ever used up thinking i could have wasted that on something alot more useful like making rockets. sometimes i just wanna blast off. I used to have a problem when i'd laugh i'd start to scream, i dont think it went away i just think i haven't been having enough fun.

other than that....

do you have mirrors in your pants?