KITTEN TIME.


Sir Noodle Louis McDoodle Noodle likes to hang out and beatup his bro muffin, he likes easy listening tunes and gets mad at me when i listen to loud music. he hates children and men. and always fights alot.


Jacob Muffin Sangria Helmsley Muffin is a bottomless pit, he eats and eats forever, when he was little he'd console me when I had nervous breakdowns in the middle of the night. now he hates me.


Madam Renee Elaine Galahad Madam is egg-shaped and has alot of loose skin under her belly, she doesn't like when you play yo yo with it. but she does like when you rub her all over vigorously as if you were rubbing lotion into someones chaffing ass.


Little Mary Ellen Ripley Mary ellen is the newest edition to my little Kitty Clan, shes very small and likes sleeping on Liberaci's Jumpsuit, she also kicks alot of ass and all of the other cats are scared of her. her hands are the size of quarters.