Great Quotes of Janeway
So many quotes, so little space. So little time too. I mean, we have lives too. We wake up, adore Janeway, eat, adore Janeway, do our schoolwork, adore Janeway, do our chores and/or jobs, adore Janeway, and at night, we read a Voyager novel, hop into bed, and go to sleep with thoughts of Janeway on our minds. Read this site before bed and you will too!
So now, we give;
Our Quotes (with episodes when possible or applicable)
"At ease before you sprain something." -Janeway to Kim, "Caretaker"
"Ma'am is acceptable in a crunch, but I prefer Captain." - Janeway to Kim, "Caretaker"
"It's not crunchtime yet Mr. Kim, I'll let you know when." - Janeway, "Caretaker"
"Any threat to this crew or ship will be met by the deadliest of force. Is that clear?" - Janeway
"There's coffee in that nebula." - Janeway, "The Cloud"
"I'll just have to give up coffee." - Janeway "The Cloud"
"Dismissed. That's a Starfleet expression for get out." - To Neelix, "The Cloud"
"What's happened to you Kathryn?" - Chakotay
"I was just about to ask you the same question" -Janeway
"You've just threatened the wrong woman, Chakotay." - Janeway
"Really? I beat out a single-celled organism? How flattering" - To Q, "The Q and the Gray"
"I may never put my hands on my hips again" - Janeway
"Neelix, is there any coffee left?" - Janeway
"Just coffee!" - Janeway
"Coffee. The finest organic suspension ever devised... I beat the Borg with it." - Janeway
"If I have another cup of coffee, I'll jump to warp." - Janeway
"We're Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job" - Janeway to Kim, "Deadlock"
"I'm afraid." - Fear
"I know." - Janeway
"Drat" - Fear, "The Thaw"
"We have to out-Ferengi the Ferengi." - Janeway, "False Profits"
"Right place. Wrong time." - Janeway, "Future's End"
"The future is the past. The past is the future. It all gives me a headache." - Janeway, "Future's End"
"Ensign Kim, you have an impeccable sense of timing. Not bad for your first day in the big chair." - Janeway, "Future's End"
"A captain doesn't abandon ship." - Janeway
"Maybe I could stand with an apple on my head, and you could phaser it off." - Janeway
"Sounds great, if I miss, I get to be captain." - Chakotay, "Coda"
"An all-nighter Kes?...The fine art of putting off an important task to the very last minute and then rushing it through. In my Academy days I was the acknowledged master of it." - Janeway to Kes
"Listen to me very closely because I'm only going to say this once. Coffee. Black." -Janeway to Neelix, "Bride of Chaotica"
"Coffee first." -Janeway to Neelix "Bride of Chaotica"
"Am I making any sense?" - Tom Paris
"No, but that's all right." - Janeway, "Parallax"
"I've always been a child of the twenty-fourth century." - Janeway, "Reasolutions"
"I hate to cook." - Janeway "Reasolutions"
"With all due respect, Mr. Tuvok, loosen up." - Janeway, "Worst Case Scenario"
"I never knew you thought of me as reckless, Tuvok." - Janeway
"A poor choice of words; they were clearly an understatement." - Tuvok, "Scientific Method"
"I dread the day when everyone on this ship agrees with me." - Janeway, "Random Thoughts"
"You know, I'm real easy to get along with most of the time. But I don't like bullies, I don't like threats, and I don't like you." - Janeway, "State of Flux"
"I don't know about you, but I feel lucky today." - Janeway, "Dark Frontier Part One"
"Now this is how I prefer the Borg: in pieces." - Janeway, "Dark Frontier Part One"
"B'Elanna, I share your scientific curiousity, I admire your compassion, but the answer is still no." - Janeway, "Prototype"
"Oh, you know the story. Girl meets boy, girl reprograms boy's subroutines." - Janeway, "Fair Haven"
"This is the Q continuum? A road in the desert?" - Janeway, "Death Wish"
"I've got a boyfriend who malfunctions." - Janeway
"Tom and Harry'll fix him." - Chakotay, "Spirit Folk"
"The last time I heard the words 'My mind to your mind', I had a headache for two days." - Janeway, "Unimatrix Zero Part 1"
"I don't compromise with Borg." - Janeway, "Unimatrix Zero Part 2"
"With any luck, the Collective will never be the same." - Janeway, "Unimatrix Zero Part Two"
"I wonder how long it's been since I did anything that surprised you." - Janeway (to Tuvok), "Remember"
"What are you going to do? Shoot me?" - Henry Starling
"The thought has crossed my mind." - Janeway, "Future's End Part 2"
"I think it's a great idea." - Janeway
"You do?" - Tom Paris
"You do?" - Tuvok, "Drive"
"We're always willing to go the extra lightyear for a good cause." - Janeway, "Drive"
"Last time I checked, we were winning." - Janeway, "Drive"
"You want to simulate a near-death experience so you can revisit the barge of death, and you're telling *me* what's absurd?" - Janeway (to B'Elanna), "Barge of the Dead"
"I'd like the data you've acquired on Icheb's species so we can reassimalate him." - Seven of Nine
"I prefer we refer it as 'getting reacquainted with his family'." - Janeway, "Child's Play"