1.You stand in line-ups at the movie, not lines.

2.You're not offended by the term, Homo Milk.

3.You understand the phrase, Could you please
pass me a serviette, I just spilled
my poutine.

4.You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.

5.You drink pop, not soda.

6.You pronounce 'Z', zed, not zee

7.You know what it means to be on pogey.

8.You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean Party
at the cottage, eh!!

9.You don't hold your hand on your breast when
you sing the national anthem.

10.You can drink legally while still a 'teen.

11.You know that francophones, anglophones and
allophones are not electronic devices.

12.You talk about the weather with strangers and
friends alike.

13.You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba;
it's just a cheap place to travel
and has good cigars.

14.When there is a social problem, you turn to your
government to fix it instead of telling them
to stay out of it.

15.You're not sure if the leader of our nation has
EVER had sex and you don't want
to know if he has!

16.You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.

17.Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.

18.You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

19.You sit on a couch, not a chesterfield
-that is some small town
in Quebec!

20.You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.

21.You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

22.You know that Thrills are something to chew
and taste like soap.

23.You know that Mounties don't always look like that.

24.You actually read, rather than scanned, this list.